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TheEnds #1 Posted 27 March 2012 - 08:47 PM

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Gentlemen, I give you Full Metal Jousting.

I just watched a man splinter his own lance into his crotch and get taken to hospital. The next joust, his opponent punctured a hole in another guy's scrotum.

It's standard reality TV fare, knock out competition, all living in a house together, faked disagreements and suspicious editing but I'm pretty damn sure the jousting is real. Also, someone punches a horse.

Full Metal Jousting - linky to hosted videos.



DougHole #2 Posted 28 March 2012 - 02:09 PM

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'Episode 3- Sticks and a Coffin'  :lol:

steview162 #3 Posted 28 March 2012 - 04:36 PM

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View PostTheEnds, on 27 March 2012 - 08:47 PM, said:

I just watched a man splinter his own lance into his crotch and get taken to hospital. The next joust, his opponent punctured a hole in another guy's scrotum.


Hmm. Think I'd pass on that sport thank you very much. I still need to use those bits.

TheEnds #4 Posted 29 March 2012 - 12:01 AM

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I'm hooked. It gets better and better. I can totally see why this was a popular sport. And now we can watch it in SUPER SLOW MO HI DEF HD!

I'm cheering for James (the little horse trainer guy) and Jake (the very-obviously-homosexual guy who continually alludes to being "different" but never just says "yeah, ok, I'm a gay knight!" Gawd bless 'im)




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