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[WAROFHELIUM]

someone drunk to mutch vodka or something?

just go this:



wtf does that suppose to mean? a 1 april joke besides the ratte or something??

EDIT:




k they have lost there minds

EDIT 2:

http://img33.imagesh...8485/againr.jpg

EDIT 3:

-If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly
-If your attack is going too well, you are walking into an ambush
-The Ratte is watching you ...
-if u get damage and no tanks around u, that's Ratte shot from another map
-Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.





PS: gona try to get them all but I also slept tonight so I missed alot of them, but they seem to repeat them all the time

[h3dning]

Yeah, got that too, didnt quite understand the meaning of it.

[Berat1337]

140% Russians.

[GroundTrooper]

Those are murphys laws of war.

Link to site with Murphys Laws

[illidan]

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a round on you.

not for me

[SniperWolf90]

The 1 april joke from the Mods, P. 1000 Ratte! ;-D

[WAROFHELIUM]

lol who gave me -1? at least say why!

[GroundTrooper]

Not that it was me but it could be the very useless uninformed poll you put up.

[ashnack]

lol i understand em  no probs tho not ur poll sorry :S +1 for effort tho

[Wolfesblut]

Yeah, and we're all spammers The US forum are "pwners"

[GhostDK]

I gave you +1 so you do not have a -1

Yes but it is Russian and the vodka over there is very cheap so there are always drunk That's why there are so slow

[RegularLogic]

i like the second one.... not had that one yet

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[chocolatedog]

they are drunk for sure

[Nectaria]

The last quote is aimed at campers, it actually is true, if you camp your ass of in a corner you can still get killed for doing nothing.  

[PrivateAli]

Quote

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

True Story ...

[mishatopola]

WAROFHELIUM, on 01 April 2012 - 03:05 AM, said:

lol who gave me -1? at least say why!

Now, you have +1  

[_Grim_]

I also got two:


Whenever you have plenty of ammo you never miss.Whenever you are low on ammo,you cant hit the broad side of a barn.

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiosness of the target.


Gave me quite a good laugh when I received it   .

P.S. Got another one:

Odd objects attrect fire-never lurk behind one.

[Tytalus7]

Got another:

 
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly."

[Tuccy]

Actually since the Murphy's Laws of Combat are pretty instructive, we shall probably leave them in