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Poll: I played naked this morning and got top gun and steel wall (384 members have cast votes)

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Have you played WoT naked like Doug?

  1. Yes, I have killed without clothing (180 votes [46.88%])

    Percentage of vote: 46.88%

  2. No, I have always donned apparel (169 votes [44.01%])

    Percentage of vote: 44.01%

  3. Other (35 votes [9.11%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.11%

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BlackYeti #21 Posted 20 April 2012 - 11:58 AM

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Too-much-information!!!

deveen23 #22 Posted 20 April 2012 - 11:59 AM

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View Postdeamy, on 20 April 2012 - 11:58 AM, said:

That's what the Invader medal is for...

...or was it Kamikaze?

As long as it's not the Raider:

Capture the enemy base and remain undetected during the entire battle.

jodgi #23 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:00 PM

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lolololololollooololoooolllllll

and

Doug, is your chair covered with:

  • leather?
  • fabric?
  • faux leather?
  • other?
Aaaand

Picture, or it didn't happen! :Smile-izmena:




jodgi #24 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:04 PM

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There... all my + spent.

Best topic evvvaaaR

DougHole #25 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:05 PM

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It is faux leather - and to premeditate the next question, yes after 6 minutes of my static posterior to the aforementioned surface there was some adhesion which was evident when I arose

guguloi #26 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:07 PM

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Hmmm, when we have naked...top...steel... in a phrase I guess it ends nicely... http://forum.worldof...mile-hiding.gif

deamy #27 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:11 PM

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View Postdeveen23, on 20 April 2012 - 11:59 AM, said:

As long as it's not the Raider:

Capture the enemy base and remain undetected during the entire battle.

There are quite a few WoT-inspired things one can do to make it more interesting:

Sniper - Achieve at least 85% hits out of a minimum of ten shots firedwith the potential damage of 1,000 HP and more. Non-penetrating hits are included, but hits on friendly units are not included.  

Mastery Badge: Ace Tanker - earn more experience in a single battle than the highest experience gain of 99% of the players in the same tank within the last seven days.

Kolobanov's Medal
- Awarded to a player who stands alone against five or more enemy tanks or self-propelled guns and wins (this means that you can capture the enemy base by yourself when you are against five enemies and you will recieve the achievement.)

BrokenWing #28 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:11 PM

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View PostDougHole, on 20 April 2012 - 12:05 PM, said:

It is faux leather - and to premeditate the next question, yes after 6 minutes of my static posterior to the aforementioned surface there was some adhesion which was evident when I arose

Ewww!  :lol:

I woke up at 3am because one of the children's phones was doing it's "nearly-out-of-power" beeping.

While hunting the house for the offending article (I'm a very light sleeper) I noticed that someone had left the PC on.

Must... play... tanks...

Result? 1.5 hours, 15 games, 10 wins in my T34 / IS-3.

No medals but I can confirm that playing semi-clothed and grumpy increases your aggression factor, which seems to work for these tanks.

I'm going to test it further by getting no sleep tonight. :P

deveen23 #29 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:15 PM

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View Postdeamy, on 20 April 2012 - 12:11 PM, said:

There are quite a few WoT-inspired things one can do to make it interesting:

Sniper - Achieve at least 85% hits out of a minimum of ten shots fired with the potential damage of 1,000 HP and more. Non-penetrating hits are included, but hits on friendly units are not included.  

Mastery Badge: Ace Tanker - earn more experience in a single battle than the highest experience gain of 99% of the players in the same tank within the last seven days.

Kolobanov's Medal
- Awarded to a player who stands alone against five or more enemy tanks or self-propelled guns and wins (this means that you can capture the enemy base by yourself when you are against five enemies and you will recieve the achievement.)

I would be very concerned if someone played the same tank within the last seven days...

On the other hand, Kolobanov would be nice...

deamy #30 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:17 PM

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View Postdeveen23, on 20 April 2012 - 12:15 PM, said:

I would be very concerned if someone played the same tank within the last seven days...

On the other hand, Kolobanov would be nice...

It feels better if you're performing better than 99 % of the others who play the same  :P


This is the best part IMO, both makes it easier and harder on the same time:

Non-penetrating hits are included, but hits on friendly units are not included.  



this means that you can capture the enemy base by yourself when you are against five enemies and you will recieve the achievement

Normal night at the clubs  :rolleyes:

klesk #31 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:22 PM

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View PostBrokenWing, on 20 April 2012 - 12:11 PM, said:

Ewww!  :lol:

I woke up at 3am because one of the children's phones was doing it's "nearly-out-of-power" beeping.

While hunting the house for the offending article (I'm a very light sleeper) I noticed that someone had left the PC on.

Must... play... tanks...

Result? 1.5 hours, 15 games, 10 wins in my T34 / IS-3.

No medals but I can confirm that playing semi-clothed and grumpy increases your aggression factor, which seems to work for these tanks.

I'm going to test it further by getting no sleep tonight. :P

Thats it! Im ripping my clothes off!

deveen23 #32 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:23 PM

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View Postdeamy, on 20 April 2012 - 12:17 PM, said:

It feels better if you're performing better than 99 % of the others who play the same  :P


This is the best part IMO, both makes it easier and harder on the same time:

Non-penetrating hits are included, but hits on friendly units are not included.  



this means that you can capture the enemy base by yourself when you are against five enemies and you will recieve the achievement

Normal night at the clubs  :rolleyes:

I'm sick and tired of non-penetrating hits. Luckily, I don't shoot at friendlies.

jodgi #33 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:26 PM

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View PostDougHole, on 20 April 2012 - 12:05 PM, said:

It is faux leather - and to premeditate the next question, yes after 6 minutes of my static posterior to the aforementioned surface there was some adhesion which was evident when I arose

Adhesion isn't my only or even main concern.

(My wife sometimes advises me to not break "the magic" of... things by being overly blunt. Sorry for the deliberate vagueness, but it is necessary to avoid further explanation which would only disappoint because it does not, honestly, involve nakedness.)

Anyway, even hiding behind a nick and an avatar I do not dare typing it out.

andy657 #34 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:30 PM

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View PostBrokenWing, on 20 April 2012 - 12:11 PM, said:

Ewww!  :lol:

I woke up at 3am because one of the children's phones was doing it's "nearly-out-of-power" beeping.

While hunting the house for the offending article (I'm a very light sleeper) I noticed that someone had left the PC on.

Must... play... tanks...

Result? 1.5 hours, 15 games, 10 wins in my T34 / IS-3.

No medals but I can confirm that playing semi-clothed and grumpy increases your aggression factor, which seems to work for these tanks.

I'm going to test it further by getting no sleep tonight. :P

Right...thats it....am gonna go the whole hog and move my pc to a nudist colony and play all night with no sleep...when I get my stats up from 46% to 47% (am allowing 3 minutes for this)you just better fear my awesomeness....lol

Loon #35 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:31 PM

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Doug please tell me you don't play at work   :)



Loon ;)

DougHole #36 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:32 PM

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Jodgi, there is no need to explain. Just answer, is this you?

http://www.thepresen...c1p086a8g2v.jpg

jodgi #37 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:35 PM

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Ravenstar #38 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:45 PM

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Back in the day (Quake 1) you could redesign your in game avatar. It was a bit distracting fighting in a deathmatch against a guy who played in-game with a naked male avatar, down to the last detail! I have often wondered what became of 'Nude Dude'. He was a nutter.

jodgi #39 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:46 PM

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View PostDougHole, on 20 April 2012 - 12:32 PM, said:

Jodgi, there is no need to explain. Just answer, is this you?
Pffft, If I wanted to be funny I would do something really novel, something truly avant garde and unheard of.
Like, say, walking across a city street all nekkid with only a tennis sock hiding my private parts from the lustful gazes of young women.

jodgi #40 Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:47 PM

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View PostRavenstar, on 20 April 2012 - 12:45 PM, said:

Back in the day (Quake 1) you could redesign your in game avatar. It was a bit distracting fighting in a deathmatch against a guy who played in-game with a naked male avatar, down to the last detail! I have often wondered what became of 'Nude Dude'. He was a nutter.

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