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Szalona #1 Posted 18 May 2012 - 06:55 PM

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They:

1) Steal our beer :(
2) Steal our Diablo III :(

Edited by Szalona, 18 May 2012 - 06:55 PM.


tomogaso #2 Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:17 PM

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What? I don't even? Why?

Silentstalker #3 Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:19 PM

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Urmo345 #4 Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:28 PM

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They are not bad because:

1) i don't drink beer
2) i don't play Diablo III

Edited by Urmo345, 18 May 2012 - 07:29 PM.


BravelyRanAway #5 Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:34 PM

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View PostSzalona, on 18 May 2012 - 06:55 PM, said:

They:

1) Steal our beer :(
2) Steal our Diablo III :(
By saying she steals them I deduce you believe it all belongs to you. Perhaps if you shared she would not have to 'aquire' them through what you believe to be 'nefarious' means.
Sharing is caring!

Solution:- 1. Buy more beer for sharing.
2. Upgrade your net if needed and buy her Diablo lll for herself.
This should bring you lots of brownie points and something else to chat about other than what a selfish prat you are :Smile_veryhappy:

Edited by Leadbucket, 18 May 2012 - 07:36 PM.


s1me76 #6 Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:37 PM

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View PostSzalona, on 18 May 2012 - 06:55 PM, said:

They:

1) Steal our beer :(
2) Steal our Diablo III :(
no sex for you.............EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew_ #7 Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:37 PM

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cseff23 #8 Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:46 PM

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i like turtles too.

TopSecret81 #9 Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:50 PM

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you are right
last night i went out and met one , and she was really really really bad.. it was one naughty and mean lady ..
she made me to miss clan wars .

unfortunately not all of them are so bad :Smile_sad:

markiz #10 Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:55 PM

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Aren't ya a girl Szalona ? :D

steview162 #11 Posted 18 May 2012 - 08:30 PM

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Mates wife got a nail, and scraped the original Diablo CD several times. it took him a while to suss out why it would't work. Bad? Nah. Vindictive and easily upset? Well......

True story.

Querulous #12 Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:23 PM

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The very name of this topic is a reason why I have it hide the computer sometimes.

_SeetheR_ #13 Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:32 PM

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If any girl feels put outside by this 12 year old kid,

you should join my clan ^^ we are looking for Hot, wild or awesome players. we don't care about how you play we are all about fun!!

Greetz

Btw girls can rules alot

Xeonos #14 Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:32 PM

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View PostSzalona, on 18 May 2012 - 06:55 PM, said:

They:

1) Steal our beer :(
2) Steal our Diablo III :(

Can't live with them, can't live without them



View PostILuvMeekakitty, on 18 May 2012 - 09:32 PM, said:

If any girl feels put outside by this 12 year old kid,

you should join my clan ^^ we are looking for Hot, wild or awesome players. we don't care about how you play we are all about fun!!

Greetz

Btw girls can rules alot

.....

Jigabachi #15 Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:44 PM

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Making bad jokes about beer and girls (and games which used to be good but suck today) is NOT manly!

Ding760 #16 Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:45 PM

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View PostILuvMeekakitty, on 18 May 2012 - 09:32 PM, said:

If any girl feels put outside by this 12 year old kid,

you should join my clan ^^ we are looking for Hot, wild or awesome players. we don't care about how you play we are all about fun!!

Greetz

Btw girls can rules alot

SOMEBODY is desperate :D

Bardus #17 Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:47 PM

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Fat girls cant be on top it would crush the guy. :Smile_trollface-3:

Xeonos #18 Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:59 PM

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View PostBardus, on 18 May 2012 - 09:47 PM, said:

Fat girls cant be on top it would crush the guy. :Smile_trollface-3:
What if the guy himself is fat...

Nerevar22g #19 Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:04 PM

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NatteFrost #20 Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:05 PM

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and this is why every man in a relationship needs a hobby room whit a door lock.




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