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Razmez #1 Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:10 PM

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Well was thinking along the lines of :


Her to him. "Do you have sufficiant pentetration?"
Him to her. "No worries i have an 88mm".

Your lemming train or mine.

Would you like this to be an assault or an encounter?

Do you want to cap my base?

Would you like to play in my company?

There were three in the bush and the little one said....   Stop banging im trying not to team kill!


And for the different types of WOT chat up styles.

Scouts. Recon the target, check the area carefully, and then sneak in by the back door! Either that or rush on in and crash and burn. The kamikasi approach.

TDs. Hide in ambush, sneak and aim to take them by suprise.

Heavies. Push on regardless of opposition.

Artis. Rely on their friends, to choose their target, and then go for a fire and forget moment, relocating quickly afterwards onto the next target.

Mediums. Arn't sure of what they are ment to do so try and do a little of everything badly!


from Raz & Chaos_Diz :Smile_sceptic:

IBLiTZKRiEGI #2 Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:12 PM

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Haha, points for originality :L

Aqarius #3 Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:15 PM

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'I hope WG implements trading, because I wanna give you my Lowe"



I know, I know, pun licence suspended... :Smile-hiding:

Razmez #4 Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:19 PM

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Would you like to stroke my Tiger?

Careful im playing with my Panther!

Razmez #5 Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:20 PM

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I've got a Jag in the garage.

Edward_Teague #6 Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:30 PM

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U seriously need to get laid! Fast!

Demoned #7 Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:44 PM

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you seen the size of my cannon?
want a closer look :P

Razmez #8 Posted 24 June 2012 - 10:53 PM

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Is that a howizer in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

DougHole #9 Posted 25 June 2012 - 12:02 AM

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Panther II. Snaps knicker elastic at 600m

Cuddly_Spider #10 Posted 25 June 2012 - 12:12 AM

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My short 88 isn't so short now I've grinded baby.




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