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There goes the front transmission burning...

Dont really know what happened but I ended up watching some korean chick dancing in backseat of car....

See kid? You must buy golden extinguisher now.

The video will probably feature on Tosh.0 soon...

(Hopefully someone else out there watches Tosh.0, otherwise I've just made the most meaningless comment ever!).

This seems to be the downfall of the former glorious Doug.
Alcohol and dealing with braindead players everyday finally took a toll on him. He just became one of those guys who only spam stupid stuff - without polls.

Farewell, Doug. We will miss your unique polls. May the next forum-mascot take your place and give pleasure to us like you did.
Edited by Jigabachi, 05 July 2012 - 02:17 PM.

peikko, on 05 July 2012 - 02:10 PM, said:

Link plz!

DougHole, you are wrong. That's not protest. It is a new dance - Fire Dance. It will be popular like Macarena for sure :D

lol

maybe he should have bought automatic fire extiguisher for 50 gold??

Dead_Skin_Mask, on 05 July 2012 - 02:30 PM, said:

lol I can see it now, The 'Front Transmission Shuffle'

Jigabachi, on 05 July 2012 - 02:16 PM, said:

What kind of relation do you have with Doug anyway?

Are those hot pants ? :P

bail out were done for

I said some time ago, that Recoilless rifles and bazooka's provided hours of mishaps and entertainment from youtube.

However the second most funniest category has to be idiots with access to fire and webcams.
The following one was used during a NEBOSH certificate course I took last year.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ttdg2vX9AtA

Sand berm: Check.
Attempt at a fuse: Check.
Clear area: Check.
Lack of brains: Oh yeeeeah!
Edited by Listy, 05 July 2012 - 03:43 PM.

LOL listy good build up and that's what I call an explosion.

Triggers a minor embarrassing story from Doug.

Picture Doug, 19 years old, in my first flat (apartment). Two girls visiting, one I hope may turn into a g/f. Im filling up my new lighter with gas for the first time. Doesn't seem to work so I'm fiddling with the canister and pressing it with my finger to get the gas to come out. Seems to work so I fill up the lighter and then make a spark.

What Doug didn't realise is that I had covered my jumper in fluid and my jumper become a mini fireball for a second, even my hair is on fire for a second ffs. The laughs laugh their asses off, feel my burnt jumper and hair and then leave.

Worse still my brother ended up shagging one of them!

I dont consider this normal, because it is too crazy and... stupid. To burn your wear looks dangerous, but if you believe this funny...

DougHole, on 05 July 2012 - 02:04 PM, said:

No, this is the chief developer.

Deciding how to nerf E-100 even more, because in the office they tease him that he looks like E-100.

Yag0, on 05 July 2012 - 03:18 PM, said:

No these are hot pants
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/fail/grand/74450156.gif

DougHole, on 05 July 2012 - 04:08 PM, said:

You are not alone Doug.............


In celebration of his new employment, Lead and fifteen of his friend's gather in his local pub to raise a glass or two to Leadbucket's good fortune on finding a job. The pub is dimly lit but quite large as Irish pubs go. There is great crack and banter and plenty of drink and everyone is having a fine time.
The 'Hyena'(named so because of his laugh) proceed's to show all his new trick. He empties a matchbox of it's contents and closing it leaving just a small slit, fill's the matchbox with gas from a butane lighter. After filling the box for about 30 seconds , he then lights the lighter and applies the flame to the slit in the matchbox. A small blue flame appears around the slit, he then pushes the inside of the matchbox out with his finger and a small but impressive flash appears over the matchbox. Everyone thinks the trick is great. Everyone except Leadbucket that is, as Lead has seen this trick before. He scorns the trick to everyone claiming that he can do something much better.
He takes a lighter and after making a loose fist proceeds to fill said fist with gas. There are gasps around the tables "FOOK off Lead, your bleedin' mad" and other such comment's are made, but this is only fuel to a youg mans ego. Lead then lights the top of his fist and a small blue flame dances on his loosely closed fist, he suddenly opens his hand and a bright flash lights up the faces of all watching with a satisfiying 'POP'. All agree thats Lead's trick was far more impressive than the 'Hyena's'.
Soon, all Lead's friends were filling their fists full of gas and making 'POPs' up and down the tables.
Of course Lead's did not find this good, as he realised that his trick was too easy as everyone was doing it and they knew now it didn't hurt.
Leadbucket had a brainwave(these brainwaves could be dangerous and unknownst to Lead, this was one of those times).
Lead raised his hands to attract the attention of his friends and they all dutifully watched as Lead filled his mouth with gas!!!
"Your out of your mind Lead" "For Fuk Sake Lead, get a grip" and "Your a bleedin' space cadet" were just some of the many exclamations, which again was fuel for Lead's ego, things like this made Lead very popular.
After putting quite a lot of gas in Lead lit his mouth and looking crosseyed down at his mouth could see a blue flame dancing around his lips.
There was complete silence at the tables as all looked on in amazement.
Now for the highlight of the trick Lead planned to blow the gas strongly out of his mouth, but as he blew he already knew he was in deep doodoo, for he had forgotten to take a deep before he started.
He blew the gas out, but did not have enough puff to blow it away from his face. The result was nothing short of an explosion!! the flash that followed lit up the whole pub for an instant. The fire flashed up the righthand side of Leadbucket's face. There were screams and bellowing from all around the pub, some people actually fell back off their stools to the floor!!(some claimed to have been blinded that night, but it turn's out they were just blind drunk)
The aftermath was appalling, Lead sat there as stunned as everyone else, all the hair on the righthand side of his face was gone, half his moustache(that he had nutured for two years), his eyelashes and eyebrows and his hair on the right side had gone up in smoke. The smell was not to good thought Lead.
Then to add insult to injury the 'Hyena' picked up the dreads of his pint and threw in in Lead's face in a belated attempt to put out the smouldering hair. Then the laughter started and continued all night, but with lots of backslapping and free drinks for Lead as many had never seen such a display and maybe never would again. The emotional trauma that Lead suffered would last for at least the next three pints, when by then he couldn't care less anymore
But he would never repeat that trick again, ever.