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CremeFraiche #1 Posted 05 July 2012 - 04:55 PM

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Fantastic, it just hit me.

2 minuses equals a plus, so in theory if we all play like we have no idea of what we are doing (minus) then we by pure mathematics should end up on the plus side of things (winning).

( - )( - ) = ( + ).

Does my "thesis" hold?

Cheers!

Edited by CremeFraiche, 05 July 2012 - 04:56 PM.


CuP1D #2 Posted 05 July 2012 - 04:58 PM

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What are you going on about m8 - expand would be good

Edit: minused for asking for an explanation = great!

Edited by CuP1D, 05 July 2012 - 08:06 PM.


zombiedeadhead #3 Posted 05 July 2012 - 04:59 PM

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I don.t know, but why have you posted a picture of 2 tits and an arsehole?

Lord_Demon #4 Posted 05 July 2012 - 04:59 PM

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No, since team has 15 players, so it ends up as negative.

You need to have even number of clueless people, and odd number of people who know how to play to win.

MadDogSh #5 Posted 05 July 2012 - 04:59 PM

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Unfortunately, in random, every other player plays this game as if he has no clue, and there's high probbability that one team will win and other will loose, so, "thesis" can't hold unless proved otherwise...

CremeFraiche #6 Posted 05 July 2012 - 05:05 PM

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Let me live with my delusions, bah no humour at all nowadays.
Plus for Zombies answer though, haha.

mc2 #7 Posted 05 July 2012 - 05:43 PM

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"thinking cap on":
well... every player being a variable:
-a-b-c......-o= ?..... result: -15 variables.... = crap :D
"thinking cap off":
from what i remember, nippels were round :-/.... ( oops, wrong cap :| )

Edited by mc2, 05 July 2012 - 05:43 PM.


Generalwulf #8 Posted 07 July 2012 - 04:08 AM

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View PostLord_Demon, on 05 July 2012 - 04:59 PM, said:

No, since team has 15 players, so it ends up as negative.

You need to have even number of clueless people, and odd number of people who know how to play to win.

hang on, isn't every random match 1 decent player and 14 muppets?
therefore should be 1 plus , and 14 minus, making a total of 8 plus's ?

CritiCal057s #9 Posted 07 July 2012 - 04:21 AM

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well it's like this sometimes my teamplays bad,but i have a fantastic match and managed to kill 7 and lead us to victory

and sometimes i suck so bad like a noobie get killed in first two minutes in my tier X but my team is so fantastic that it wins anyway

dunno if you ll improve your win score with not trying hard,
i try to win every game,so i have more victories then loses,but if you do every time poor you cant expect your team to win them all

if you want better stats,play better,simple as that

Edited by CritiCal057s, 07 July 2012 - 04:21 AM.


Yamaxanadu #10 Posted 07 July 2012 - 04:33 AM

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No. In most cases it ends like 0-15.

XxXSpottedYouXxX #11 Posted 07 July 2012 - 04:44 AM

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View Postzombiedeadhead, on 05 July 2012 - 04:59 PM, said:

I don.t know, but why have you posted a picture of 2 tits and an arsehole?

lol :D

BanzaiBonsai #12 Posted 07 July 2012 - 04:47 AM

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Well, you shouldn't play like you don't know what you are doing, but you should accept that your team is too stupid to defend the usual good spots as they have no idea where to go. Dieing first and completely useless by going to the spots alone and trying to defend will lead to a quick death of probably the only player that actually knows whats going on.

You just have to put those useless meatshields to the best use possible:
- Wait for enemys to attack the meatshield useless campers of your team, then flank and kill the attacker.
- Wait for openings to go for arty and then clean the field from behind (it's usually too late then, but better exp then just dieing first)
- Let them spot and snipe (rarely possible, as they are practically basecamping)

DON'T be optimistic and go to a risky position to spot/lure enemys while your team can snipe, your team usually camps so far behind, you are dead before they even notice whats going on.

Also never give up hope, even if your team is bad, there is still the chance that the other team is worse..
(the cases in with your theory holds would be one of these)

HubertGruber #13 Posted 07 July 2012 - 04:49 AM

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View PostCuP1D, on 05 July 2012 - 04:58 PM, said:

What are you going on about m8 - expand would be good

Edit: minused for asking for an explanation = great!

Minused for caring about minuses.

And plused Banzaibonsai for a nice post with which i agree.

Edited by HubertGruber, 07 July 2012 - 04:50 AM.