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X534 #1 Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:06 PM

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so, as this hasn't yet been done yet, i am going to start the first world of battleships joke thread. :Smile_Default:

Basically this is a thread to discuss/create and throw about jokes that we could possibly use in game for world of battleships, i already have one or two in mind that have potential (see related images below) there aren't rules as such but keep the jokes creative and enjoyable :Smile-tongue:

http://img109.images...attleship2q.jpg
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Platypusbill #2 Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:20 PM

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I can already imagine the chat...

"Nice suicide rush n00b, are you that desperate to play submarines?"

(Subs will not be implemeted as far as I know)

Wolfesblut #3 Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:23 PM

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Meds take hill

Grand_Moff_Tano #4 Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:23 PM

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View PostPlatypusbill, on 05 July 2012 - 09:20 PM, said:

I can already imagine the chat...

"Nice suicide rush n00b, are you that desperate to play submarines?"

(Subs will not be implemeted as far as I know)
There not going to be implemented at all, ruins the game man

Sturmtiger_304 #5 Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:32 PM

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Irony.



Grand_Moff_Tano #6 Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:37 PM

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Yay, my first battle in my new ship
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X534 #7 Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:54 PM

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View PostSturmtiger_304, on 05 July 2012 - 09:32 PM, said:

completely forgot about the film, and the pc game or whatever

p.s. thx for the un-necessary neg rep who ever it was, great support :Smile_sceptic:

Grand_Moff_Tano #8 Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:19 PM

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IT'S OVERPOWERED
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Listy #9 Posted 06 July 2012 - 11:55 AM

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"Change course!"
"No, You change course!"
"I'm a battleship!"

For those of you whom know the joke.

Grand_Moff_Tano #10 Posted 06 July 2012 - 11:56 AM

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View PostListy, on 06 July 2012 - 11:55 AM, said:

"Change course!"
"No, You change course!"
"I'm a battleship!"

For those of you whom know the joke.
"Change course or we'll open fire"
"Go ahead, where a Lighthouse"

Listy #11 Posted 06 July 2012 - 12:21 PM

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View PostDemons_Bain, on 06 July 2012 - 11:56 AM, said:

"Change course or we'll open fire"
"Go ahead, where a Lighthouse"
Yeah that one.. there's about 400 different versions of it.

DingIsHere #12 Posted 06 July 2012 - 11:10 PM

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join the navy, feel a man....

She's going down Sir!




ArabianRepublicOfYemen #13 Posted 11 July 2012 - 06:31 PM

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Lights go Hill i mean Wave dudes , get over the wave and snipe enemy.

Listy #14 Posted 11 July 2012 - 10:36 PM

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"Red team don't surf!"

CritticalError #15 Posted 11 July 2012 - 11:05 PM

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If you think you have to stay on the ground play a tank!

Listy #16 Posted 11 July 2012 - 11:32 PM

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To Quote a recent film:

"There aint no way they'll sink my battleship!"

Legion_ #17 Posted 12 July 2012 - 10:04 AM

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How far can we go? Till we hit the ground...

Grand_Moff_Tano #18 Posted 12 July 2012 - 11:46 AM

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"Damn, we've been tracked!"
"In an Aircraft Carrier sir?"

ArabianRepublicOfYemen #19 Posted 13 July 2012 - 09:14 PM

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Hey med tank , i mean med boat hide behind a rock , i mean hide behind a wave dude :D or arty will get you

Edited by ArabianRepublicOfYemen, 13 July 2012 - 09:15 PM.


Listy #20 Posted 14 July 2012 - 12:21 AM

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On Team chat:
CVL: So what did you name your Ship?
BB: Barham!
CVL: ....!




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