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Private_Miros #1 Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:54 AM

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... to the country of siema on holiday a research mission.

I will closely observe the siemka-player in its natural habitat, but I need more questions and hypotheses to check and investigate.

- Knowledge of English will of course be a big test. (My knowledge of the local language is limited to przepraszam, nie mowie po polsku.)

- Do they indeed yell "SIEMA PL" at every stranger they pass in the street?

- Since I'm visiting friends there (yes, indigenous siemas and siemkas - male/female?), I'll probably be testing the going-out life. So expect a thorough review of the armor values of the siemka's. I'll see how many times I errr.. bounce. Then again, zero damage penetrations might be most advisable.

- Though not Belarus, I can nonetheless closely observe the influence of "small water", which the developers are also claimed to drink in abundance.


Anything else anyone wants to be investigate about siema? It can only be beneficial to our WoT experience knowing their habits and customs.

Moving thread to off-topic from the Gameplay Discussion

- Ectar

Edited by Ectar, 17 July 2012 - 02:32 PM.


Ast3lan #2 Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:59 AM

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The women are fine and so are some of the clubs. Just try not to shout siema or siemka too often on the streets during daylight.. they might confuse you for a PL citizen.

Phooca #3 Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:59 AM

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Hahhahahahah

Good Luck :Smile_veryhappy:

2dme #4 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:01 AM

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Hmmm.. having previously lived in the land of "LOL WTF E-100nerfs!!!11!onehundredandelevntyeleven!!" aka Germany, i fear your mission may be sidetracked by vodka, as all the siemas there will spring shots upon you like they were refreshing iced teas.

TimDogg #5 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:04 AM

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I am looking forward to the results of your operation. Please be aware that the siema's read this forum as well, so I suggest you use different camouflage than the current one on your profile picture. It might be considered suspicious.

Rebo #6 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:04 AM

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Hahahaha!! Awsome post!

Regarding armor values, i advise you to aim at the "front plating" to get your zero dmg penetrations! :Smile_veryhappy:

Edited by Rebo, 17 July 2012 - 11:10 AM.


X101 #7 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:06 AM

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Poland is nice country and big one as well :) Have a nice time m8 and do report after you come back.

Rimfisher #8 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:07 AM

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hehe ... good luck and have fun ... its really not so bad here ... i supose your friends are that same or similar age to you. There is no "siema" shouting on the streets .. maybe between friends that meets themsleves somewhere :)

SgVolf #9 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:14 AM

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Good luck in South Africa! Nice place really.

Rampage #10 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:18 AM

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The most important, and the best way to stay undercover is to present yourself as: Private_Miros_PL

deveen23 #11 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:22 AM

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Don't fall for the trick if they approach you with "siemka" and reply with "siemka". Correct answer is "witam".

xSkyBlue #12 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:23 AM

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:Smile_trollface-3:  :Smile_great:

Archoney #13 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:24 AM

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View Postdeveen23, on 17 July 2012 - 11:22 AM, said:

Don't fall for the trick if they approach you with "siemka" and reply with "siemka". Correct answer is "witam".

Correct answer is "tea who you yeah bunny" (trust me). And you can say everything you want with only one secret word: K***a ;)

Rimfisher #14 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:26 AM

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View PostArchoney, on 17 July 2012 - 11:24 AM, said:

Correct answer is "tea who you yeah bunny" (trust me). And you can say everything you want with only one secret word: K***a ;)

lol don't trust him :Smile_veryhappy:

Chillius #15 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:27 AM

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Just a piece of advice - always fire an HE at the turret/UFP before proceeding to AP the LFP/sides and rear. When in doubt, facehug. Stock up on some half price condo...health kits and enjoy yourself. Just in case bring some alka salz...fire extinguishers. Hope you wont need any repair kits ;)

Cippalippus #16 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:32 AM

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While you're there you should try the national sport, which is a videogame called "World of Tanks".

Also I will send you 1,000 (one thousand) gold if you provide solid proof (ie Youtube) of entering in a bar/pub with 29 other customers and shouting "PL?".

zikkon #17 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:39 AM

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View Postdeveen23, on 17 July 2012 - 11:22 AM, said:

Don't fall for the trick if they approach you with "siemka" and reply with "siemka". Correct answer is "witam".
Naaah.. the correct answer would be "No cze" (pronounced like "no (short "o" sound) che (like in Che Guevarra)" :P

View PostAst3lan, on 17 July 2012 - 10:59 AM, said:

The women are fine and so are some of the clubs. Just try not to shout siema or siemka too often on the streets during daylight.. they might confuse you for a PL citizen.
Also don't do this after daylight :P

View PostChillius, on 17 July 2012 - 11:27 AM, said:

Just a piece of advice - always fire an HE at the turret/UFP before proceeding to AP the LFP/sides and rear. When in doubt, facehug. Stock up on some half price condo...health kits and enjoy yourself. Just in case bring some alka salz...fire extinguishers. Hope you wont need any repair kits ;)
If youre firends are the indigenous population of the "siema" land, consider buying some gold consumables - you'll need them :P

Cheers,
zikk

Edited by zikkon, 17 July 2012 - 11:40 AM.


Unkel_Dolan #18 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:42 AM

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Ahah, enjoy your stay and don't forget to screenshot your best kills :Smile-bajan2:

lavaboy #19 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:47 AM

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View PostPrivate_Miros, on 17 July 2012 - 10:54 AM, said:

... to the country of siema on holiday a research mission.

do you mean the UK or Ireland? :Smile-hiding:

no, seriously, have a good trip mate

Snib #20 Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:48 AM

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View PostChillius, on 17 July 2012 - 11:27 AM, said:

When in doubt, facehug.
I'll go with this.

Enjoy your holiday, Miros. Not sure you'll still be safe to platoon with afterwards, however. :Smile_trollface-3:




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