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damo74 #1 Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:40 PM

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SCIENTISTS monitoring WoT forums for signs of intelligent life have finally given up, it has emerged.

Staff at NASA’s California monitoring station had spent the last three years observing this forum's outtput for signs of anything not shit.

A NASA spokesman said: “As much as we all wanted it to be true, it sadly appears there is pretty much nothing but soil-brained idiocy emanating from the WoT forums.

“After monitoring another tranche of complaints about a special event that doesn't give enough stuff away, and anti-EU conspiracy theories, we have abandoned hope.

“The forum is a vacuous nightmare of elitist jerks, ungrateful gits, and weirdos.

“Instead we will focus our attention on Mars, where there are indications of single-celled organisms that are already more advanced than most WoT forum dwellers.”

NASA’s Earth-monitoring facilities will now be dismantled, while the scientists involved plan to kill themselves.


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Hornet331 #2 Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:47 PM

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weaksauce you could do better.

Prehistoric__Puppy #3 Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:48 PM

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Thanks for the laugh, it´s been a while!

RegularLogic #4 Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:50 PM

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it took NASA to figure that out?

also op is a fag.

war4peace #5 Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:50 PM

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Those scientists deserve to be shot for embarking onto suck an useless endeavor in the first place. They could have just played 10 matches each and reached the same conclusion.

Yag0 #6 Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:51 PM

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I read this too , closing down the S.E.T.I. project .
Search for Existence of Tanker Intelligence .

I do hear they are shifting focus to the Test of Rational Analytical intelligent Noob , or T.R.A.I.N.
Early reports from the TRAIN project have returned data that indicates , this level of intelligence follows a non-logical linear course of action that often leads to death .
This discovery has altered the initial path of investigation , although Nasa express no wish to start a new project , and thus are the T.R.A.I.N project will also head the Linnear Entity Macro Motion Inherrent Non Gonads , or Lemming Train .
Nasa does state the odds of a positive result diminish closer to zero with each test pass .

Meanwhile in UK .....Olympics at 9 :P

damo74 #7 Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:53 PM

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View PostRegularLogic, on 27 July 2012 - 03:50 PM, said:


also op is a fag.

That's not what your mum said.

lister_fiend #8 Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:56 PM

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  • oh, i thought your mum said
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View Postdamo74, on 27 July 2012 - 03:53 PM, said:

That's not what your mum said.
high brow humour right there...

Phooca #10 Posted 27 July 2012 - 04:29 PM

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kinda funny  , but that your mom comeback was just cringe worthy

JeffyShow #11 Posted 27 July 2012 - 04:30 PM

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View Postdamo74, on 27 July 2012 - 03:53 PM, said:

That's not what your mum said.

thats what your dad said

damo74 #12 Posted 27 July 2012 - 04:56 PM

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View PostJeffyShow, on 27 July 2012 - 04:30 PM, said:

thats what your dad said

Keep talking son, someday you'll say something intelligent!

Mucker #13 Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:17 PM

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Oh, a promising thread. Subscribed.

DXANDER #14 Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:24 PM

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Well I do not know about NASA but surely the Russian Space Agency has found a lot of life forms here called "wallets".
They do not communicate well but they are used for blood transfer to sustain the project called "can we bring to life what has no life ? " :Smile_trollface-3:

TheEnds #15 Posted 27 July 2012 - 06:03 PM

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The darkness wept. Tears streaked the night sky and deep, deep in the silence was a scream, the birthing-rend of something vast and cool as it tore it's way from the multidimensional womb that held it, arrowing it's squirming form towards the blood-warm space it could taste was wracked with doubt, confusion and internecine hate; it's own bread and wine.

It had been watching from beyond time, from before it's insane and endless memory could bear. It had seen the nested spheres of pain forced around the poor inhabitants, the labyrinth that held them and turned them on each other and it had savoured, from afar, that burning mandala, those tides of kaleidoscopic torture exacted by dispassionate and cruel overlords.

It didn't hunger, it was hunger. It's thirst was the thirst of an ancient desert that once was sparkling shore. What lips it had, it licked with blackened tongues. What teeth remained smacked inside it's gibbering mouth and it's many eyes, jewelled about it's insectoid crown, rolled in their broken orbits as they filled with the glint of the nearing world.

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momo03 #16 Posted 27 July 2012 - 06:08 PM

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Too bad the the "+1" is so limited ;-)

Thanks for the giggle anyway.

tango_delta #17 Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:54 PM

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Nasa is op anyways and should be nerfed.

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View PostTheEnds, on 27 July 2012 - 06:03 PM, said:

The darkness wept. Tears streaked the night sky and deep, deep in the silence was a scream, the birthing-rend of something vast and cool as it tore it's way from the multidimensional womb that held it, arrowing it's squirming form towards the blood-warm space it could taste was wracked with doubt, confusion and internecine hate; it's own bread and wine.

It had been watching from beyond time, from before it's insane and endless memory could bear. It had seen the nested spheres of pain forced around the poor inhabitants, the labyrinth that held them and turned them on each other and it had savoured, from afar, that burning mandala, those tides of kaleidoscopic torture exacted by dispassionate and cruel overlords.

It didn't hunger, it was hunger. It's thirst was the thirst of an ancient desert that once was sparkling shore. What lips it had, it licked with blackened tongues. What teeth remained smacked inside it's gibbering mouth and it's many eyes, jewelled about it's insectoid crown, rolled in their broken orbits as they filled with the glint of the nearing world.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

HubertGruber #19 Posted 27 July 2012 - 08:44 PM

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48% :Smile-bajan2:

Yag0 #20 Posted 27 July 2012 - 09:58 PM

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View PostHubertGruber, on 27 July 2012 - 08:44 PM, said:

48% :Smile-bajan2:

So not quite half full or half empty ... hmmmm

While we're on the subject , which tech tree is this XVM tank ?

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