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Chuck Norris in the World of Tanks!


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zavier #1 Posted 23 August 2012 - 07:17 PM

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You know him! And you love him for all his jokes that have been spread around world-wide!

So I had this idea about posting Chuck Norris jokes related to our beloved game the World of Tanks :)))

Please use your creativity and humour as to make new jokes about Chuck Norris in WoT ;)

I'm gonna make the start by sharing three jokes that I came up with.




Chuck Norris killed 16 tanks in a standard battle.

Chuck Norris killed a Maus with a loltraktor.

Chuck Norris unlocked all the tanks before even logging in the first time.






Can't wait to see what you came up with!!!

Regards,

RivvenDarke #2 Posted 23 August 2012 - 07:22 PM

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Chuck Norris can cap from every spot on the map.

Chuck Norris can kill a tank with a 0-damage-shot.

Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick from the drivers hatch causing immediate destruction to all enemy vehicles within 10 meters.

He_from_Norway_ #3 Posted 24 August 2012 - 12:09 PM

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chuck norris can prevent people say Siema and Kurwa

Kaljaparoni #4 Posted 24 August 2012 - 12:31 PM

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Chuck Norris has no need to shoot, tanks blow up when he looks at them.

zavier #5 Posted 24 August 2012 - 01:17 PM

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Chuck Norris has 100% hit ratio with the BL-10.

KeyKobra #6 Posted 26 August 2012 - 12:30 PM

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Chuck Norris destroyes the caste on himmelsdorf with the ms-1

kris4427 #7 Posted 26 August 2012 - 01:13 PM

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When wargaming released World of Tanks Chuck Norris already had a Maus.

Chuck Norris's KV-2 doesn't catch fire.

Chuck Norris's premium is endless.

ArabianRepublicOfYemen #8 Posted 26 August 2012 - 02:23 PM

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Chuck Norris Turned the Shitty YemenNet ISP bad ping from 999 to -999 ! , (thats even better than 1 ping , enemy tanks get killed 999ms before you click your mouse!)

KeyKobra #9 Posted 29 August 2012 - 01:27 PM

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Chuck Norris' E-100 cathes 67 km/h on hill

Schultz #10 Posted 29 August 2012 - 01:33 PM

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Chuck Norris can fly with the Maus :Smile_veryhappy:

Archoney #11 Posted 29 August 2012 - 02:00 PM

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Chuck Norris hits ammo rack with every shot

skipyzor #12 Posted 29 August 2012 - 04:03 PM

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Chuck Norris can make Kamikaze attack's without dying.

Tankeekiller98 #13 Posted 29 August 2012 - 04:46 PM

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Chuck Norris can hit a T-50/2 In another battle

X534 #14 Posted 29 August 2012 - 05:26 PM

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you don't spot Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris spots you

MyCom_Spitfire_ #15 Posted 29 August 2012 - 09:24 PM

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spaced armour is just hair of Chuck Norris

X534 #16 Posted 29 August 2012 - 09:26 PM

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View Postcoldnexusfrontline, on 29 August 2012 - 09:24 PM, said:

spaced armour is just hair of Chuck Norris
chuck norris doesn't need spaced armour, he stops the shells with his glaring stare.

Edited by X534, 29 August 2012 - 09:26 PM.


Moelliesha #17 Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:44 AM

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Chuck Norris uses T1 Cunningham against Tier 10 tanks 1 vs 16 and wins.

Monster95alpha19 #18 Posted 04 September 2012 - 05:18 PM

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When Chuck Norris fires with arty, it kills all the enemy tanks...

zavier #19 Posted 04 September 2012 - 05:24 PM

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Everytime you shoot and it is a ghost shell or a zero damage shot or just penetration, never be surprised. It's because it was Chuck Norris's will.

SlicerDicer #20 Posted 06 September 2012 - 11:43 AM

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Chuck norris catches shells with CHEST HAIR.
Chuck norris's tanks are loaded with 15 CHEST-HAIR tipped shells. That's all he needs.

Chuck norris's IS7 bounces shells...BACK AT THE SHOOTER!




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