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What if Apple made an iTank?


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CremeFraiche #1 Posted 30 September 2012 - 01:55 PM

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Yes, like topic.
What kind of a tank would it be? Only in two colors? Any advantages on the battlefield?

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Innocuous #2 Posted 30 September 2012 - 01:57 PM

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Much more expensive, while not as effective as the standard windows tanks that are 1/2 the price.

Basically iTanks are premium tanks. :Smile-tongue:

FireflyDivision #3 Posted 30 September 2012 - 01:57 PM

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They all will get drowned because of drivers using Apple maps.

Edited by FireflyDivision, 30 September 2012 - 01:59 PM.


Kazomir #4 Posted 30 September 2012 - 01:58 PM

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It will run out of gas from 2 hours of driving.

Redez #5 Posted 30 September 2012 - 01:59 PM

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The upgrades wouldn't be a real upgrade. Just something useless like extra machine guns on the turret, but everyone would still want them because others have them.

Judqment8 #6 Posted 30 September 2012 - 01:59 PM

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CaptainMastiff #7 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:00 PM

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Well to start with it would be slightly bigger than any other tank as its USP, it shells wouldn't be compatible with any other tanks/guns and you'd only be able to upgrade it with official licenced apple products so that means no infield modifications. Finally the radio would be a bit shit if the crewman put his hand on the receiver in the normal way you would, signal would drop through the floor, however Apple did say they were going to give all Radiomen a very fashionable radio cover.

Oh and the best part... there would be no other tanks because Apple invented the tank and therefore sued everyone who produces them thus eliminating the threat.

JammaZS #8 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:02 PM

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well i know one thing it would be over priced, undergunned, look pritty much like the latest iPhone with an apple shaped turret......

















also would not be compatable with Flash player

hunt3rk1ll3r #9 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:03 PM

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What does it matter? No-one would be able to drive any of the other tanks after the producers have been sued into the ground ...

RrTeY #10 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:08 PM

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Apple would accuse WG of stealing Apple's ideas...

CremeFraiche #11 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:13 PM

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Maybe it would be incompatible with regular roads and terrain so Apple force you to buy iRoads for $100 per meter from their Appstore?

Edited by CremeFraiche, 30 September 2012 - 02:22 PM.


grahoo87 #12 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:13 PM

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All other tanks have 700m+ radio signal and iTank has only ~500m, there is an update, new iTank costs twice as old one and it has 700m+, it's a milestone in iTanks. All other tanks on the same tier have 60km/h+ top speed and iTank has only 36km/h because it's perfect speed for all users, experienced and not in driving iTanks. There are many lawsuits because all other tanks manufacturers broken many patents like circle-shaped wheels, 122mm caliber guns, rotating turrets, etc.

X101 #13 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:14 PM

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They may start claiming that tank is invented and patented by them despite the fact that is 50 or so years older then company.

Ew_ #14 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:15 PM

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They would sue all other tank-makers for stealing their stolen ideas

CaptainMastiff #15 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:16 PM

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OP you should really start taking some of these down and do a list on your original post... they're quite funny actually

Shootingstarr #16 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:16 PM

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and let's not forget that you can't repair you iTank, you'd have to ship them back and receive a completeley new one in it's stead

Ding760 #17 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:20 PM

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Sorry... posted by accident...please ignore

Shelynn #18 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:22 PM

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- pay extra for shooting
- pay extra for driving
- 1000 useless steering apps
- apps for dishwashing
- and its even not a tank, more like a coffeemachine you can connect to the internet with

WFNecromonger #19 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:23 PM

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I tank you need to get out more.

Shireknight #20 Posted 30 September 2012 - 02:25 PM

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Cheap to refuel, just plug it into your PC and leave it overnight.




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