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dysje #1 Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:51 PM

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That I'm like a Russian tank in bed, what does it mean?

Solexi #2 Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:52 PM

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Inaccurate and slow to reload?

Gromle #3 Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:55 PM

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"It just bounced" ;)

SchurkjeBoefje #4 Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:56 PM

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You have to be on flat ground or you're shooting all over the place?

i486DX #5 Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:57 PM

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Five sweaty men have been inside you?

Xensation #6 Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:57 PM

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I like where this is going. :Smile_popcorn1:

Navarome #7 Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:58 PM

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View Postdysje, on 18 October 2012 - 11:51 PM, said:

That I'm like a Russian tank in bed, what does it mean?

too agressive, mayby  :Smile_trollface-3:

mayby u need to be like a e50m, and hit it the target in the correct place

SchurkjeBoefje #8 Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:58 PM

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View Posti486DX, on 18 October 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

Five sweaty men have been inside you?

Alright, close the thread, this guy just won it.

CuP1D #9 Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:58 PM

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You claim to be able to go for 'so long', but only manage a fraction of that distance having a complete engine melt-down?

Edited by CuP1D, 18 October 2012 - 11:59 PM.


Drochfhoula #10 Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:01 AM

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Large Caliber Gun ?

Sir_Tornado #11 Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:02 AM

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it means your GF plays too much world of tanks. get her back in the kitchen!

Trilandian #12 Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:03 AM

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View Posti486DX, on 18 October 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

Five sweaty men have been inside you?

Ladies and gentelmen, we have a winna!

MolochZ #13 Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:03 AM

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One big bang and its all over.

Seemore #14 Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:06 AM

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View PostSolexi, on 18 October 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:

Inaccurate and slow to reload?

with crappy penetration

J00F #15 Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:07 AM

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That she is not a virgin & she had USA tanks and German tanks before you. German tanks have been nerfed so + for u. Huge damage on the face is in your favor

Edited by J00F, 19 October 2012 - 12:08 AM.


Psycho_Baby_ #16 Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:09 AM

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View PostSolexi, on 18 October 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:

Inaccurate and slow to reload?

Touche

Amphiskios #17 Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:11 AM

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View PostJAFMANDADDY, on 19 October 2012 - 12:02 AM, said:

it means your GF plays too much world of tanks. get her back in the kitchen!

Hey, I didn't know Forever Alone Guy also played WoT!

vito_von_bang #18 Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:14 AM

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Yours:
http://www.operatorc...34933967669.jpg

Edited by vito_von_bang, 19 October 2012 - 12:15 AM.


walamir #19 Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:17 AM

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:Smile_teethhappy: you made me laugh!

jimonwye #20 Posted 19 October 2012 - 12:20 AM

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You're cheap, run on vodka, and your rusty tool belongs in a museum :P





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