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nippythefish #121 Posted 07 December 2012 - 01:38 PM

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An entire thread of horrible puns?

"Let's get out of here!"

Paris_Hilton #122 Posted 07 December 2012 - 06:31 PM

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impossible i'm stuck, my motor caught "fire" i have to "put it out" firstly

Ding760 #123 Posted 08 December 2012 - 11:11 AM

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View PostParis_Hilton, on 07 December 2012 - 06:31 PM, said:

impossible i'm stuck, my motor caught "fire" i have to "put it out" firstly

Better raise that 'repair' skill quickly!

SwedishPagan92 #124 Posted 08 December 2012 - 11:15 AM

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You better grab that "toolbox" and get the "turret traverse" going

Woras #125 Posted 08 December 2012 - 03:38 PM

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View PostSwedishPagan92, on 08 December 2012 - 11:15 AM, said:

You better grab that "toolbox" and get the "turret traverse" going

Because it sticking out and your position showing...

Ding760 #126 Posted 08 December 2012 - 04:50 PM

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View PostWoras, on 08 December 2012 - 03:38 PM, said:

Because it sticking out and your position showing...

Thou can say it! Thou has passed then thousand battles!

Paris_Hilton #127 Posted 08 December 2012 - 06:17 PM

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but still a "noob"

Woras #128 Posted 08 December 2012 - 07:56 PM

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View PostDing760, on 08 December 2012 - 04:50 PM, said:

Thou can say it! Thou has passed then thousand battles!

So many guns sounds and battles, my head starts to go rattle....

Ding760 #129 Posted 09 December 2012 - 03:24 PM

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View PostWoras, on 08 December 2012 - 07:56 PM, said:

So many guns sounds and battles, my head starts to go rattle....

Be that as it may, but you will get better one day...

Woras #130 Posted 09 December 2012 - 03:43 PM

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View PostDing760, on 09 December 2012 - 03:24 PM, said:

Be that as it may, but you will get better one day...

Camping inside in stack of hay, keeping enemies at bay...

Woras #131 Posted 11 December 2012 - 06:04 PM

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View PostWoras, on 09 December 2012 - 03:43 PM, said:

Camping inside in stack of hay, keeping enemies at bay...

If you got nothing to say, always remember things you did during the day....

E-100 comes for observation - is it your salvation or inevitable damnation?

Ding760 #132 Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:43 AM

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View PostWoras, on 11 December 2012 - 06:04 PM, said:

If you got nothing to say, always remember things you did during the day....

E-100 comes for observation - is it your salvation or inevitable damnation?

Nay! Says I, as I simply cannot lie.

Woras #133 Posted 12 December 2012 - 03:25 PM

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View PostDing760, on 12 December 2012 - 10:43 AM, said:

Nay! Says I, as I simply cannot lie.

You like big tanks and you can not lie, owning battleground and fly.

Ding760 #134 Posted 12 December 2012 - 09:55 PM

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View PostWoras, on 12 December 2012 - 03:25 PM, said:

You like big tanks and you can not lie, owning battleground and fly.

Still better than those small tank drivers,who can't see where they are going any more than deep ocean divers.

Woras #135 Posted 13 December 2012 - 04:29 PM

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View PostDing760, on 12 December 2012 - 09:55 PM, said:

Still better than those small tank drivers,who can't see where they are going any more than deep ocean divers.

Passing those anti-tank towers, with skill that would make proud of MacGyver.

Ding760 #136 Posted 14 December 2012 - 08:20 PM

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View PostWoras, on 13 December 2012 - 04:29 PM, said:

Passing those anti-tank towers, with skill that would make proud of MacGyver.

You are hardly the one to talk, with manoeuvres likely to make a man balk.

Woras #137 Posted 22 December 2012 - 04:00 PM

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Looks like apocalypse.....bounced off :D

TheSEmperor #138 Posted 22 December 2012 - 04:39 PM

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This thread is more awkward than a burning E-100 trying to play the role of a scout.




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