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Ding760 #81 Posted 22 November 2012 - 03:51 PM

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View PostWoras, on 22 November 2012 - 03:03 PM, said:

Perfect for chopping down some "trees" and make a "camp".

I see you are going 'Chinese' on my one liners...

Woras #82 Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:21 PM

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View PostDing760, on 22 November 2012 - 03:51 PM, said:

I see you are going 'Chinese' on my one liners...

In next patch you can "chop" tree down and that camo value will "stick" to your tank :D

Edited by Woras, 22 November 2012 - 05:21 PM.


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View PostWoras, on 22 November 2012 - 05:21 PM, said:

In next patch you can "chop" tree down and that camo value will "stick" to your tank :D

I'll be doing that while eating 'chocolate'.

Woras #84 Posted 22 November 2012 - 06:54 PM

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View PostDing760, on 22 November 2012 - 05:38 PM, said:

I'll be doing that while eating 'chocolate'.

Dont forget "Strong Coffee".

Offtopic: so i tested Ding tanks and i can say they are pretty good. Especialy 110 - mini IS-3 :D
Also TOG 2 - tier 6 tank with 1400 hp and it is long as shit. Feels like driving submarine on land, 80 ton limousine.
FCM 50t - good fast tank (reminds me of VkA). Feels like driving a buggy.

Edited by Woras, 22 November 2012 - 07:42 PM.


Shegzor #85 Posted 22 November 2012 - 10:46 PM

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Hey man, don't get sidetracked.

Ding760 #86 Posted 23 November 2012 - 12:37 AM

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View PostShegzor, on 22 November 2012 - 10:46 PM, said:

Hey man, don't get sidetracked.

I think he needs 'Improved Combat Rations' for his brain.

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Woras #87 Posted 24 November 2012 - 04:38 PM

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View PostDing760, on 23 November 2012 - 12:37 AM, said:

I think he needs 'Improved Combat Rations' for his brain.

Or "Improved Ventilation Class 4".

Ding760 #88 Posted 25 November 2012 - 02:07 PM

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View PostWoras, on 24 November 2012 - 04:38 PM, said:

Or "Improved Ventilation Class 4".

Perhaps some 'Strong Coffee' to go with that?

Woras #89 Posted 28 November 2012 - 04:34 PM

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We got little "idle" on this thread, so we need to put some "random" thought in it.

Shegzor #90 Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:50 PM

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View PostWoras, on 28 November 2012 - 04:34 PM, said:

We got little "idle" on this thread, so we need to put some "random" thought in it.

Yes. The thread does rather look like an arty party on Malinovka.

Trilandian #91 Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:35 PM

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View PostShegzor, on 28 November 2012 - 07:50 PM, said:

Yes. The thread does rather look like an arty party on Malinovka.

Well, then, time to send in the 'scouts'.

Ding760 #92 Posted 29 November 2012 - 05:44 PM

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View PostTrilandian, on 28 November 2012 - 09:35 PM, said:

Well, then, time to send in the 'scouts'.

I hope we can find suitable 'manoeuvres' for this problem.

Woras #93 Posted 29 November 2012 - 07:52 PM

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View PostDing760, on 29 November 2012 - 05:44 PM, said:

I hope we can find suitable 'manoeuvres' for this problem.

You are just avoiding being "hit" - time to go on "assault".

Ding760 #94 Posted 29 November 2012 - 08:24 PM

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View PostWoras, on 29 November 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:

You are just avoiding being "hit" - time to go on "assault".

But I don't want to 'encounter' difficulties!

Woras #95 Posted 29 November 2012 - 09:28 PM

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View PostDing760, on 29 November 2012 - 08:24 PM, said:

But I don't want to 'encounter' difficulties!

Seems like you dont eat "resistance" for breakfast.

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Don't interrupt your enemy while he's eating breakfast, it's impolite

Ding760 #97 Posted 30 November 2012 - 12:42 AM

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View Postdeamy, on 29 November 2012 - 10:10 PM, said:

Don't interrupt your enemy while he's eating breakfast, it's impolite

Still better than the 'teammates' I have on 'Serene Coast'.

Trilandian #98 Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:27 AM

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View PostDing760, on 30 November 2012 - 12:42 AM, said:

Still better than the 'teammates' I have on 'Serene Coast'.

Oh, they probably just want to go 'swimming'. 'Physical' excersice is good for you.

Woras #99 Posted 30 November 2012 - 07:23 AM

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View PostTrilandian, on 30 November 2012 - 01:27 AM, said:

Oh, they probably just want to go 'swimming'. 'Physical' excersice is good for you.

"Drowning" now considered "swimming" :D

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View PostWoras, on 30 November 2012 - 07:23 AM, said:

"Drowning" now considered "swimming" :D

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