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BorkCommando #1 Posted 18 December 2012 - 07:40 PM


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This is a text from my father that he found some 10-20 years go. Used google translate and did some tweaks, here it is.

"Is Santa Claus real??
There are 2million children on earth. Only 15% of these may be the in Santa Claus books ie. 380 million children.
Unfortunately, Santa Claus is not serving the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children. number of children per household is 3.5 pieces. The site visits in other words, 92 million homes.

Santa Claus works in 31 hours if one takes into account time zones and the rotation of the earth.
If one takes also into consideration that he travels east to west, this fact that he carries out 822 visits / second.
Santa has 1/1000 second to park, hop out of the sleigh jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining in neighboring and nibble at a little candy, get up the chimney and into the sleigh and go 1, 2km to the next household.

This means for him that he must go 120miljoner km. Probably Santa's sleigh travels at a speed of 1000km / s ie. 3000 times the speed of light.
Moreover, taking into account that each child gets more than a lego set (1.5 kg), carries the sled at 320 000 tonnes and a slightly overfed elf.
Even if one assumes that the sled pulled by "flying reindeer", which has the ability to deduct 10 times. more weight than usual cleanse, it takes more than 215,000 empty reindeer to pull the sleigh.

The sled weighs 320,000 tons traveling at 1000 km / second creates realistic enormous air resistance. The first reindeer would the heat and energy that then probably arise, go up in flames almost immediately and exposing the reindeer behind them for an explosion and the whole rig would be dissolved in approximately 4 seconds.
Santa Claus would be on top of all subjected to centrifugal forces corresponding to 17 000 times the force of gravity.

In summary, for those who still believe in Santa Claus is to:
"If Santa Claus existed, he would not have time to hand out as many Christmas gifts today ......

With A Desire About A MERRY CHRISTMAS"

WorkingasIntended #2 Posted 18 December 2012 - 07:51 PM

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Blasphemy  :Smile-angry:

He is real. I saw him when I was small. And there is Santa tracking software on the internet so it must be true.

First CW bug abuse and now this.....Pts have gone too far  :Smile_trollface-3:

Merry Christmas

Esourze #3 Posted 18 December 2012 - 07:54 PM

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View Postkattovisch, on 18 December 2012 - 07:40 PM, said:

This is a text from my father that he found some 10-20 years go. Used google translate and did some tweaks, here it is.

"Is Santa Claus real??
There are....

This one is for you Kattovisch

Only for Kattovisch!

OIias_of_Sunhillow #4 Posted 18 December 2012 - 08:00 PM


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This is the time of the year when children learn a valuable lesson in life, ...that Santa Claus loves rich kids more. :Smile_blinky:

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