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Poll: How would your complaint look like? (60 members have cast votes)

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Dear Wargaming, I really enjoy playing World of Tanks, though there are a few things that need to be overhauled:

  1. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MM??? (10 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  2. Russian tanks are too strong/op/easy-mode/whatever! (5 votes [8.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.33%

  3. I don't want to be matched with bad players! (5 votes [8.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.33%

  4. WG, FIX THIS GAME!!!111!!! (2 votes [3.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.33%

  5. Germans are always feeling the nerf-hammer with full force! (3 votes [5.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.00%

  6. BUFF MY TANK ENEMY IS TO STRONK (4 votes [6.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.67%

  7. <Insert specific Tank type here> is OP! He ruins all the fun in the Tier range! (2 votes [3.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.33%

  8. Siema? Moin? Bonjour? Servus? (8 votes [13.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.33%

  9. Your game is f**king bulls**t and I won't pay a f**king dime anymore and f**king uninstall this cr*p! (1 vote [1.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.67%

  10. SPG's TOO STRONK!!! (3 votes [5.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.00%

  11. Hard-cap that goddamn artillery at 3 per game! (7 votes [11.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.67%

  12. All of the above! (10 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

I would like to voice my dissatisfaction in the following way:

  1. MOTHERF**KING BUNCH OF MORONIC IDIOTS!!! (9 votes [15.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 15.00%

  2. This game has great potential, which is currently wasted! (12 votes [20.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.00%

  3. FIX THIS GAME!!! (5 votes [8.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.33%

  4. Ah yes, Wargaming, the evil belo-russian communist company, alledgedly screwing over all the Western Europeans because of said Ideology! (6 votes [10.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  5. Listen to the Community some more, there are actually quite a few good ideas flying the forum! (16 votes [26.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 26.67%

  6. I F**KING HATE YOU ALL!!! (5 votes [8.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.33%

  7. Your game simply is a gigantic rip-off and I will refuse to even spend another penny here, Gentlemen! (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  8. WoT will be dead in <insert random amount of time here> because of your <insert random fault/mistake/decision here>! (3 votes [5.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.00%

  9. WG Y U NO IMPLEMENT < Insert random post-1990 build tank model/prototype>?!?!? (4 votes [6.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.67%

As a paying customer I would like to remind you of the following:

  1. I F**KING PAY YOUR GODDAMN SALARY!!! (15 votes [25.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 25.00%

  2. You should treat your paying customers with more respect/honesty/decency! (16 votes [26.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 26.67%

  3. NUUUURF RUSSIAN OP EAZY-MODE TANKS!!!!!!111!!! (6 votes [10.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  4. FIX THIS GAME !! (5 votes [8.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.33%

  5. The Playerbase would like to supplement you with good ideas! (8 votes [13.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.33%

  6. We are Legion. We are many. We do not forget. Expect us! (10 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

Signed

  1. YOUR F**KING WORST NIGHTMARE!!!! (8 votes [13.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.33%

  2. A drama queen (2 votes [3.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.33%

  3. A sh*tstorm-starter (5 votes [8.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.33%

  4. A concerned player (33 votes [55.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 55.00%

  5. Someone who can't be ar*ed to properly understand the game (5 votes [8.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.33%

  6. NURF RUSSIAN OP-TANKS!!!!111 (7 votes [11.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.67%

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AIM_120_AMRAAM #1 Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:07 AM

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At least there is no need to spam the forum with the same stuff all over again.

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Yes, I got a little fed up with all the useless whining and trolling surfacing all the time with basically the same content.

This thread my contain traces of irony, sarcasm and cynicism. Read and answer the poll at your own responsibility. Ask your Doctor or Pharmacist in case of any serious side-effects.

Moving to off topic - Ectar

Edited by Ectar, 08 January 2013 - 04:37 PM.


zmeul #2 Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:13 AM

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should've made the pool with multiple choices  :Smile_blinky:

Sturmtiger_304 #3 Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:13 AM

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People who have not been in the CBT can't understand why we write these kind of topics all the time.

Yeah, that was some interesting communism perspectives back then.

AIM_120_AMRAAM #4 Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:18 AM

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I saw something like that back when I was still playing EVE, some Corp had made a real formular in that fashion, to present to whiny b*tches and smack-talkers in Local chats. I found this to be kinda fitting for World of Tanks too, where it's basically the same sh*t, just with different names. Whining, Trolling, Smack-Talking, all sorts of ill-behaviour and a lack of common sense. The last few days and weeks, especially during the last 2 weeks with the holidays and stuff, produced a lot of those absolutely useless topics with the same whining and b*tching over stuff we surely haven't heard like a gazillion times at the forums.

New suggestion: Make a forum section for "Trolling/Whining/B*tching/Bullsh*tting/whatever" to keep the rest of the forum clean.

Auto-Lock topics and sanction the creators of topics like
"NURF RUSSIAN OP-TANKS!!!!!111!"
"WG HAVE RIGGED MY ACCOUNT!!! <Insert random amount of games here> LOSING STREAK!"
"FIX THE GAME WG!!!!!11!"

Stuff like that isn't really needed on the forums.

Edited by AIM_120_AMRAAM, 08 January 2013 - 02:19 AM.


Hanske90 #5 Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:22 AM

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Imbalance issues: 3
SPG issues: 0
Germans nerfed again: 0
Shitty maps: 3
Random luck: 500
Amount of utterly retarded, dickheaded, arrogant monkeys: Over 90 million

TopSecret81 #6 Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:23 AM

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i see... bit trolling..

Edited by TopSecret81, 08 January 2013 - 02:24 AM.


AIM_120_AMRAAM #7 Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:29 AM

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View PostTopSecret81, on 08 January 2013 - 02:23 AM, said:

i see... bit trolling..

I freely admit - I couldn't resist.

sv3rre #8 Posted 08 January 2013 - 04:17 AM

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I've actually considered making a similar topic for quite some time, though with a customizable written form instead of a poll, i.e. a framework of a text where you could just copy and paste what one wanted to whine about into the text. Figured that would make it personal yet simple, and really give you a close, intimate feel for the mind of the average 9-year-old conspiracy theorist/anti-russian/anti-german/anti-polish/anti-arty/anti-TD/anti-everything-that-I-don't-like gentleman of considerable knowledge and written prowess.


That being said, this is a good thread.

PizzaCat #9 Posted 08 January 2013 - 05:14 AM

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trolling indeed...

I complained a lot.. and non of my complain sounded like this.

Paranoidmonkey #10 Posted 08 January 2013 - 07:23 AM

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well if ppl didn't keep ''whining'' the devs would never change stuff as they;d think ''omg wez so pro dude, we made a perfect game''. The whole point of a forum is for players to give feedback on what they don't like, and well lot of the time it sounds like whining but hey its the internett, what'd u expect. If ppl didn't keep whining about the old MM u'd still have tier 5s vs tier 9s. Ofcoz alot of ppl haven't learned to articulate themselves so u end up with the standard ragerant.

HonzaM #11 Posted 08 January 2013 - 07:44 AM

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LOLed at pool and choosed very dirty words  :Smile_teethhappy:

St4hl #12 Posted 08 January 2013 - 07:50 AM

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fed up with the whining so lets whine about the whining and contribute another useless topic (which im full of too btw).
.
the game is totally fine. its not like:

-the german e100 and jagdpanzer e100 are underperforming, and maus is next to unplayable in randoms

-that the e50m is the worst tier 10 medium and in no way comparable to the others

-or theres a maximum of 3 arties per game

-or that toptier meds are op (yes i love them and drive them  :Smile_trollface-3: )

-that there are no 0 damage hits

-that arty is used as an accurate hellfire missile launcher against which you cannot retaliate (does more damage with splash than with direct hits btw.)

-that there are many maps without proper cover to hide from arty

-that the complaint and team damage system is utterly useless and nearly as frustrating as losing streaks

-that there are still issues with the spotting system

-that we  still have no proper multiple core support  2013 and a proper framerate despite gaming on a decent system

-that the kv-1s is the new oldschool kv

- that arty remains invisible while youre 20m away from it, and only appears after 1 shotting you

... correct me if ive forgotten to put something on the list.

yes. the game is totally fine, and needs no changes at all. so stop complaining on the forums people, youre making this guy sad !

now on a serious note, the game is awesome. but if the forums users would make only 1 post per issue, it would be to easy to ignore. at least this way, wg cannot ignore the current issues with the game. its pretty well playable now, the only gamebreaking thing atm are still arty parties imho.

Edited by St4hl, 08 January 2013 - 07:52 AM.


HonzaM #13 Posted 08 January 2013 - 08:00 AM

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View PostSt4hl, on 08 January 2013 - 07:50 AM, said:

fed up with the whining so lets whine about the whining and contribute another useless topic (which im full of too btw).
.
the game is totally fine. its not like:

-the german e100 and jagdpanzer e100 are underperforming, and maus is next to unplayable in randoms

-that the e50m is the worst tier 10 medium and in no way comparable to the others

-or theres a maximum of 3 arties per game

-or that toptier meds are op (yes i love them and drive them  :Smile_trollface-3: )

-that there are no 0 damage hits

-that arty is used as an accurate hellfire missile launcher against which you cannot retaliate (does more damage with splash than with direct hits btw.)

-that there are many maps without proper cover to hide from arty

-that the complaint and team damage system is utterly useless and nearly as frustrating as losing streaks

-that there are still issues with the spotting system

-that we  still have no proper multiple core support  2013 and a proper framerate despite gaming on a decent system

-that the kv-1s is the new oldschool kv

- that arty remains invisible while youre 20m away from it, and only appears after 1 shotting you

... correct me if ive forgotten to put something on the list.

yes. the game is totally fine, and needs no changes at all. so stop complaining on the forums people, youre making this guy sad !

now on a serious note, the game is awesome. but if the forums users would make only 1 post per issue, it would be to easy to ignore. at least this way, wg cannot ignore the current issues with the game. its pretty well playable now, the only gamebreaking thing atm are still arty parties imho.
  :Smile_veryhappy:
Sad true

jeff_peters #14 Posted 08 January 2013 - 08:21 AM

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The second question needs also this option: NURF RUSSIAN OP-TANKS!!!!111

Other than that, great.  :Smile-bajan2:

Lord_Demon #15 Posted 08 January 2013 - 08:46 AM

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You might like my old All purpose complain thread idea

AIM_120_AMRAAM #16 Posted 08 January 2013 - 03:30 PM

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View PostSt4hl, on 08 January 2013 - 07:50 AM, said:

fed up with the whining so lets whine about the whining and contribute another useless topic (which im full of too btw).
.
the game is totally fine. its not like:

-the german e100 and jagdpanzer e100 are underperforming, and maus is next to unplayable in randoms

-that the e50m is the worst tier 10 medium and in no way comparable to the others

-or theres a maximum of 3 arties per game

-or that toptier meds are op (yes i love them and drive them  :Smile_trollface-3: )

-that there are no 0 damage hits

-that arty is used as an accurate hellfire missile launcher against which you cannot retaliate (does more damage with splash than with direct hits btw.)

-that there are many maps without proper cover to hide from arty

-that the complaint and team damage system is utterly useless and nearly as frustrating as losing streaks

-that there are still issues with the spotting system

-that we  still have no proper multiple core support  2013 and a proper framerate despite gaming on a decent system

-that the kv-1s is the new oldschool kv

- that arty remains invisible while youre 20m away from it, and only appears after 1 shotting you

... correct me if ive forgotten to put something on the list.

yes. the game is totally fine, and needs no changes at all. so stop complaining on the forums people, youre making this guy sad !

now on a serious note, the game is awesome. but if the forums users would make only 1 post per issue, it would be to easy to ignore. at least this way, wg cannot ignore the current issues with the game. its pretty well playable now, the only gamebreaking thing atm are still arty parties imho.

Actually, I could cope with the same stuff appearing again and again and again and again...

But coupled with the way it is presented, those absolutely imbecile one-liner threads, who are simply produced because someone had to vent all his/her anger and frustation? I suppose those are quite useless, aren't they?

I got nothing against the well-thought topics with some good points in it, even if we had them somewhere at some time already. Like you said, increasing public awareness is not an entirely bad thing.

Edit: There are two more things I can think of: Matchmaker sucks and the nerf-hammer for german tanks (not entirely unfounded, but it's not as bad as people make it to be)

View PostLord_Demon, on 08 January 2013 - 08:46 AM, said:

You might like my old All purpose complain thread idea

Had a look in that, and yours is very good. Too bad it's been archived already =(

Edited by AIM_120_AMRAAM, 08 January 2013 - 03:33 PM.


VeryRisky #17 Posted 08 January 2013 - 04:52 PM

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Perhaps somone could write an add-on for one fo the stats sites that analyses your stats fot he last day or week  and automatically prepares a rant for you about why everything is unfair?

Hofwegen_1 #18 Posted 08 January 2013 - 08:42 PM

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Would be a pretty thing!

Anyway I play this game for FREE and it really suits my needs. The, actually, really, disturbing bug in game is me. Excuse me for overusing  "really" (probably wrong pronounced).

I have fun, don't play contests so i do not get cheated on and I am able to spread a lot of bullshit  crap on this forum.

I am happy!

Catarraz #19 Posted 09 January 2013 - 12:04 AM

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View PostAIM_120_AMRAAM, on 08 January 2013 - 02:29 AM, said:

View PostTopSecret81, on 08 January 2013 - 02:23 AM, said:

i see... bit trolling..
I freely admit - I couldn't resist.

I see no clear trolling implications in this thread.  :Smile_veryhappy: New forum users should be forwarded to this thread on their first post  :Smile_veryhappy:




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