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SirWili #1 Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:13 PM

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I would like to collect some sweet trolls or taunts which you have given or seen in the game. Maybe cynical, humoristic, poetic or otherwise nicer than the usual lemmings, noobs, apes, etc taunts. Please reply your best taunts in this topic...


Heres a couple I have seen/used:


Saw an enemy su 14 going lost in the battle: Oh, SU-14 become U-14.

Another taunt for drowning arty: That guy really couldnt wait for the World of Battleships...

Suicidal scout rush: Oh, premature ejaculation, its everywhere!

Annoyed player: They are having a picnic in the magical forest, eating mushrooms and playing with pixies.

Edited by SirWili, 11 January 2013 - 02:20 PM.


Carantanien #2 Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:32 PM

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"having a picnic?" is probably mine most used sentece when annoyed by huge camping group

del502393398 #3 Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:33 PM

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Chatter between old KV (before nerf) and S-51:
<KV> S-51!
<KV> S-51!
A moment of silence...
<KV> S-51!!!
<S-51> What?!
<KV> I'm your father!
As an old SW fan, I laughed hard :)

Edited by IgnacM991, 11 January 2013 - 02:33 PM.


Bala79 #4 Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:37 PM

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-Arty Farty!
-No arty no farty!
-No arty, noone to blaim :(
-Don't shoot me i'm a noob!
-Could U ping the map again, i kinda lost the last time: to a player who is pinging the map 100X
-Yes sir Comander Admiral! : to someone pinging on the map at the start
-SIemens or Semen : in answer to siemka

Arkhell #5 Posted 11 January 2013 - 03:38 PM

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if someone on your team types Siema or something simular:
To all: Oke we loose he just said Siema.

Xensation #6 Posted 14 January 2013 - 07:52 AM

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Yesterday I said "Buenas siemas" to a spanish clan full of red players at the beginning of a company battle. :happy:

Shegzor #7 Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:00 PM

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Usually on Malinovka standard, either at the start of the game or during the course of the battle if nobody's been spotted/moved for a few minutes, I make comments about packing tents.
Examples:
- I hope everybody brought their tents
- I hope you packed enough tents
- Good thing I packed extra tents
- etc.

This one time when I was in my Churchill III, a KV-1 made a rush at me downhill to ram me. I reversed downhill, and fell in the water, with the KV landing right next to me, both our guns facing each other. After a few seconds, I type: "So, umm... come here often?"

Another thing I do, when somebody opens up the chat with huge walls of texts in some strange, incomprehensible language, I usually say "That's lovely." If they can understand english, that usually shuts them up.
If the language is french, I start spamming: "OMLETTE DU FROMAGE!", and if it seems spanish, "LAVATE SUS MANOS!" (or "COJONES DEL TORRO"). Cartoon Network ^^

isutoshi #8 Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:35 PM

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I spice things up a little by typing "I CAN'T MOVE!! HOW I DRIVE??" while the timer is counting down.
Another classic is the good old "I BOROW ACOUNT, HOW I SHOOT??".

It's especially effective if you're in a "noob tank" (e.g. KV-5, T34, IS-6, etc). :)

Zoraktar #9 Posted 15 January 2013 - 07:50 AM

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"Hey i think you forgot other side of the map?"
Lemming train.

"Did not need your help anyways"
When getting attacked by lemmings and defending flank alone.

Shegzor #10 Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:15 AM

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View PostZoraktar, on 15 January 2013 - 07:50 AM, said:

"Hey i think you forgot other side of the map?"
Lemming train.

"Did not need your help anyways"
When getting attacked by lemmings and defending flank alone.

Another thing I just remembered I like to do. Happens quite a lot, sadly.
So I look at the minimap... and there are 7+ tanks all standing in the same freaking spot. Same spot as in: even my maximum size minimap at 1680x1050 (which offers great resolution, usually) can't make out how many vehicles there are. So I usually bling on the stack and... commend them. "Good job, guys! Keep on stacking like that and we'll win it for sure!" Sadly, I have only shamed one stack into breaking that way, out of what could have possibly been hundreds (the phenomenon seems common enough).

Carantanien #11 Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:00 PM

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ingame chat with a troll

E50m: im reporting u T-44 (me)
T-44: why?
E50m: he type's something in german
T-44: in english please
E50m: i drive german tank, why should i type in english
T-44: in my head "LOL&WTF"  :Smile_veryhappy:
Ferdi: this was just epic
T-44: ehm so why do u report me?
E50m: you are a cheater, i killed you and you keep shooting at me

...i had few HP left...

He_from_Norway_ #12 Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:37 PM

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View PostZoraktar, on 15 January 2013 - 07:50 AM, said:

"Hey i think you forgot other side of the map?"
Lemming train.

"Did not need your help anyways"
When getting attacked by lemmings and defending flank alone.

remember at fisher bay when we held back their WHOLE freking lemming alone, while our was on the other side, but we still lost -.-

He_from_Norway_ #13 Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:40 PM

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scerne coast camp:

timer: 9:00 (camping all round noone dead.

Me: so hows the weather?

Enemy: too bad we dont do weather forecast...

danaban #14 Posted 16 January 2013 - 01:41 PM

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*ahem*

*cough cough*



Are you ready kids?
I said, "Are you ready?"



Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
SpongeBob SquarePants


If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish


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kokij22 #15 Posted 17 January 2013 - 10:32 PM

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When i saved someone's ass while driving an arty (he had 2 hp left and a tiger pointing at him) :

-Tanks ( i believe he meant thanks)
-Yea... theres a lot of them around :P




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