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FailAccount #1 Posted 04 February 2013 - 09:52 AM

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I am a professional progamerer. I have taken time out from my elitist lifestyle to answer some questions you may have.

Charity work, such as holding sessions like this is important to me because my chums (All Professional Ace Progamerers) and I can have a good laugh at your expense over morning tea.


I await your questions. Chop chop


UPDATE
I would like to thank you all for your questions. I will be back next Monday to answer more. In the mean time keep posting  ​

Arkhell #2 Posted 04 February 2013 - 09:54 AM

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why are there so many lemming no brain teams on in the weekends  :Smile_trollface-3:

Why does 50mm of effective armor bounce 280mm pen shots on straight angles.

why does 300mm of effective armor not bounce 150mm pen shots at retarded angles.

KawaGreen #3 Posted 04 February 2013 - 09:57 AM

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Ah finally, when is your penetration = dmg mod coming out?

dezdez #4 Posted 04 February 2013 - 09:58 AM

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how much do you lift

SqTH #5 Posted 04 February 2013 - 09:59 AM

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Is it hard to live at your parent's house when you are 35 YO ?

sharpneli #6 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:00 AM

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Finally a true hero walks amongst us mortal. Please oh great hero answer my humble questions if you deem me worthy of your attention.

How can I become a Professional Pro Gamerer?
Can I get paid for it?
What suparcheats you use?
What color are your socks?

anonym_kL7qtn3e52MB #7 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:03 AM

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I ususally askaninja.com, if I ever have questions...

bsliv #8 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:03 AM

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What is the meaning of life oh great one?

SMR_FV #9 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:07 AM

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How to reach 100% WR ?  :Smile_trollface-3:

Calebos #10 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:08 AM

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Whats the secret to the "Flying-Maus-Tactic"?

BueloProductions #11 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:12 AM

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What's a progamerer?
Google harakiri itself when i write it.
Wait i try uncyclopedia ...  http://uncyclopedia.....com/wiki/Gamer

Sir now i understand the epicness of your life.

Edited by BueloProductions, 04 February 2013 - 12:40 PM.


Fiets #12 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:13 AM

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View Postbsliv, on 04 February 2013 - 10:03 AM, said:

What is the meaning of life oh great one?

I know this one:

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EKE001 #13 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:14 AM

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Why is the what and how?

playec1992 #14 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:22 AM

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why you only drive so many low tier?

Lemmingtrain #15 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:25 AM

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I'm having more success herding cats than I am getting random teams to follow basic team strategies.  Should WoT therefore be recruiting cats to improve gameplay and will their lack of opposable thumbs be an issue?

Clearly cats are better read on military strategy and have higher intelligence than your average player - could this be the new way forward in 0.8.4?  Finally, would their introduction make the Mouse even more under powered?

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

GeneraI #16 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:26 AM

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understood PROGRAMMER too :facepalmic:

Edited by GeneraI, 04 February 2013 - 10:47 AM.


Brutalian #17 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:26 AM

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Whats your fav scary movie? :Smile_trollface-3:

bushwacker001 #18 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:28 AM

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according to Ian you are only in charge of the coffee machine........is this true ;)

CenturionMK #19 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:31 AM

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silly me, i read fast and i thought you're a professional PROGRAMMER.

Murphy1up #20 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:44 AM

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i'm glad to see that World of Tanks has attracted more Professional Pro Gamerers.  Can you please share some of your training routine with the players so they know the kind of commitments and sacrifices that have to be made.

Regular players need to understand reaching this standard of skill isn't easy. You need to ask yourself:

Do you want to be the very best,
like know one ever was?
To unlock them is your real test,

to elite them is your cause.

You will travel across the maps
Searching far and wide
Each new tank to understand
The power that's inside


View Postdezdez, on 04 February 2013 - 09:58 AM, said:

how much do you lift

do you even lift?




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