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Th0mms3n #21 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:50 AM

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Progamerer yeah sure  :Smile_trollface-3:

What's the worst tank in your opinion?

BonchoSlonchoIV_anewhope #22 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:51 AM

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1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African)

Platypusbill #23 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:51 AM

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Cippalippus #24 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:52 AM

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Why isn't WOT elite player "timenspace" in your elite pro gamering gamers' union?

TacPenguin #25 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:52 AM

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OMG my Dyslexia kicked in.  I read the post and saw

Professional programmer!!!!!!!!!!!

No wonder it seemed an odd thread

:facepalmic:

TacP

CroustibatFR #26 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:57 AM

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I have a very important question.

Where do you usually poopoo ?

3Durka1 #27 Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:58 AM

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View PostEctar, on 04 February 2013 - 10:44 AM, said:

do you even lift?

This +  :Smile_trollface-3:

Heratix #28 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:00 AM

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How does one become a professional ace pro gamerer please?...because i know i can be the best...but i am still only an amateur pro gamererer....i have all the qualifications....i am 43 and live in my moms basement...i dont have a job and i have never met a girl,(i nearly did once but it was my sister and it was dark)....what is it that i need to do to be just like you?....please teach me my guderian.

Zoraktar #29 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:02 AM

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How does womans logic work?

BrokenWing #30 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:02 AM

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

armor_ripper #31 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:03 AM

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View PostFiets, on 04 February 2013 - 10:13 AM, said:

I know this one:

42

actually it's 23... you haven't seen the movie with Jim Carrey?  :Smile_smile:  :Smile_veryhappy:

tomogaso #32 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:03 AM

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How often do you penetrate in your ocupation?

FailAccount #33 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:03 AM

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View Postdezdez, on 04 February 2013 - 09:58 AM, said:

how much do you lift

One does not "lift". I have man servants to do that.

View PostSqTH, on 04 February 2013 - 09:59 AM, said:

Is it hard to live at your parent's house when you are 35 YO ?
I do believe you know from experience the answer to this question.

View Postsharpneli, on 04 February 2013 - 10:00 AM, said:

Finally a true hero walks amongst us mortal. Please oh great hero answer my humble questions if you deem me worthy of your attention.

How can I become a Professional Pro Gamerer?
Can I get paid for it?
What suparcheats you use?
What color are your socks?

One does not "become" a Pro gamerer one is by right


View Postbsliv, on 04 February 2013 - 10:03 AM, said:

What is the meaning of life oh great one?

42. FYI I use Deep Thought to play WOT. WOT is so badly coded even Deep thought can only run it at low settings at 5 FPS.

View PostLemmingtrain, on 04 February 2013 - 10:25 AM, said:

I'm having more success herding cats than I am getting random teams to follow basic team strategies.  Should WoT therefore be recruiting cats to improve gameplay and will their lack of opposable thumbs be an issue?

Clearly cats are better read on military strategy and have higher intelligence than your average player - could this be the new way forward in 0.8.4?  Finally, would their introduction make the Mouse even more under powered?

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

You sound interesting, would you like to join us for morning coffee?

View PostBrutalian, on 04 February 2013 - 10:26 AM, said:

Whats your fav scary movie? :Smile_trollface-3:

Scary movie 2, there were more boobies in that one.

Herman_der_German #34 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:04 AM

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What colour is the sky on your planet?


armor_ripper #35 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:05 AM

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and the question for our progamerer - "does anyone want any toast?"   :Smile_trollface-3:  :Smile_trollface-3:  :Smile_trollface-3:

gruffle #36 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:06 AM

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old troll is old...zzZzZzZZzzzZz

lavaboy #37 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:11 AM

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Whenever I pass wind now I have to check to see if I've followed through; is this a normal sign of aging or should I go to the doctor's?

DaMaZz #38 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:12 AM

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where can i get something to eat? i'm starving

D0va_SPALE #39 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:13 AM

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View Postgruffle, on 04 February 2013 - 11:06 AM, said:

old troll is old...zzZzZzZZzzzZz

View PostEctar, on 04 February 2013 - 10:44 AM, said:

do you even lift?

This is a lifting thread now. What's your max bros?

Edited by D0vahkiin, 04 February 2013 - 11:13 AM.


rurkovsky #40 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:13 AM

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i have one, 5 cap points per battle...REALLY????




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