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YourOmega #41 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:17 AM

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can you write a mod that shows how much chance to pen you have(BETTER STANDARD PEN. INDICATOR BUR REALLY PEN)?

FailAccount #42 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:19 AM

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View PostArkhell, on 04 February 2013 - 09:54 AM, said:

why are there so many lemming no brain teams on in the weekends  :Smile_trollface-3:


Alcohol and drugs my dear fellow. All the parents are doing it.

Being a rich pro gamerer, I can afford to drink every day. I prefer a glass of port with my full English breakfast. It really compliments the pork sausages.

BrokenWing #43 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:22 AM

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My wife is away for a week. Should I:

A. Play all my doubles and then concentrate on skilling /  grinding 1 particular tank?

B. Play all my doubles and then randomly choose to play any tank as the mood takes me?

C. Stay up late, drink lots of beer, survive on 5 hours sleep a night, play in my pants, not shave, growl at any interruptions, ignore the rest of humanity, revel in my grotty badness, lie to the wife on the phone about how much housework I've done, make a mental note to do a tidy up at some point, promptly forget?

D. A & B

E. A & C

YourOmega #44 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:23 AM

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AND WHAT BOT DO YOU USE OR IS IT TOO MUCH TIME (900 battles on HETZER)

Edited by YourOmega, 04 February 2013 - 11:23 AM.


Rautaa #45 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:23 AM

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View PostD0vahkiin, on 04 February 2013 - 11:13 AM, said:

This is a lifting thread now. What's your max bros?

What class? What event? Imperial or metric?

FailAccount #46 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:24 AM

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View PostBrokenWing, on 04 February 2013 - 11:22 AM, said:

My wife is away for a week. Should I:

A. Play all my doubles and then concentrate on skilling /  grinding 1 particular tank?

B. Play all my doubles and then randomly choose to play any tank as the mood takes me?

C. Stay up late, drink lots of beer, survive on 5 hours sleep a night, play in my pants, not shave, growl at any interruptions, ignore the rest of humanity, revel in my grotty badness, lie to the wife on the phone about how much housework I've done, make a mental note to do a tidy up at some point, promptly forget?

D. A & B

E. A & C


I like the cut of your cloth dear fellow

I would say C with a dash of drunken rage in chat and the forums.

I would suggest A too but you would be banned for the rest of the week,

FailAccount #47 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:27 AM

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View PostYourOmega, on 04 February 2013 - 11:23 AM, said:

AND WHAT BOT DO YOU USE OR IS IT TOO MUCH TIME (900 battles on HETZER)


My poor child, one does not BOT with a Hetzer, a Hetzer must Hetz

Woel #48 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:36 AM

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How did you achieve so high WN6? These new formulas are totally crap! My WN6 is much lower than my efficiency!
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BrokenWing #49 Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:37 AM

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Does my bum look big in this?

Lemmingtrain #50 Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:01 PM

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View PostProfessionalProgamerer, on 04 February 2013 - 11:19 AM, said:

Being a rich pro gamerer, I can afford to drink every day. I prefer a glass of port with my full English breakfast. It really compliments the pork sausages.

Dear Mr. PP, as you are clearly a man of fine taste I'm sure you would appreciate some organic home-bred pork-sausages from our estate.  Can you please get your man to get in touch with our man so we can arrange delivery?  We also have some swan if you are interested?

Tootle pip

Sapaki #51 Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:02 PM

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View PostEctar, on 04 February 2013 - 10:44 AM, said:

do you even lift?

The answer you are looking for is kept like a treasure in a secret place in my HDD that I will never reveal! Behold:

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"SHUT THE ** UP U PIECES OF A ******* KID I LFIT MORE THEN YOU I BENCHPRESS 350 LBS AND DEADLIFT 540 LBS U HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO TO EACH MY PHYSIQUE ******** IDIOT I AM IN THAT PIC AT 12% BODYFAT WHEN I GET TO 7% I WILL BE SHREDDED U ******** ******* I SWEAR I ******** ******** ******** ********* *********** *************"

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FailAccount #52 Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:06 PM

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View PostZoraktar, on 04 February 2013 - 11:02 AM, said:

How does womans logic work?

It doesn't dear chap. This video will help you



Carlasmarksas #53 Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:08 PM

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I remember there was one before PRO profesional progamer, but that didnt work out. Com on man dont flame to these kids they need some homework to do, and stats to much low tier battles thats a lit bit low for PRO.  :Smile_confused:  :arta:  :Smile_ohmy:

SmokeyShiva #54 Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:23 PM

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Could you please tell what would be the best tank for collecting water in the back garden?

reaper20k #55 Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:27 PM

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Where do babies come from?

Joggaman #56 Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:47 PM

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View PostBonchoSlonchoIV_anewhope, on 04 February 2013 - 10:51 AM, said:

1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African)


Joggaman #57 Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:50 PM

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BonchoSlonchoIV_anewhope
Today, 11:51 AM
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African)

Haha!!! Knights of the round table (monthy python)

HarryStotle #58 Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:52 PM

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If 2 wrongs don't make a right, why can we shoot blue tanks?

How far can you fire a ping pong ball from your nether regions?

In the pro world of pro gamering, how many ho's does it take to satisfy a pro gamerer in a professional pro manner without affecting ones proness?

Fiets #59 Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:54 PM

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View Postarmor_ripper, on 04 February 2013 - 11:03 AM, said:

actually it's 23... you haven't seen the movie with Jim Carrey?  :Smile_smile:  :Smile_veryhappy:

Nope, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy ;-)

MXDoener #60 Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:55 PM

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Will the EU hold? :Smile_veryhappy:




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