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XCalibre #1 Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:33 PM


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Indications that you have playing too much World of Tanks:

You scoff at cars from BMW, knowing that the German ones only look good on paper.

You're on the highway during rush hour and see all the cars around you.
"Goddamn lemmings all going down the same path again."

As male, nature is calling.
Stare at target and wait 2.3 seconds for the aiming reticule to retract.

See a Caterpillar excavator.
"Driver's cabin is unarmored and exposed, large engine block."

See a fast moving vehicle.
Your eyes start to trail ahead of said vehicle's path depending on speed and distance.

See Smart car in opposite lane.
"Better take it out before it kills my arty"

8 year old niece: "I saw a tiger at the zoo today, it looked at me!"
You: "Aim for the lower frontal hull and you might set it's engine on fire, or just above the track fenders to ammo-rack it."

A girl's first time...
As the guy, realize you didn't look up your penetration value, nor her armor thickness on the lower glacis plate; Your left middle finger instinctively twitches as you try to switch to premium ammo just in case.
As the girl, start angling yourself, keep turning and shifting back and forth in little paces while your mind thinks of the next cover you can retreat behind.

Although your head knows better, your gut feeling tells you that iPhones are German-made and Nokias are Russian.

Your favorite sports team changes it's roster.
Get worried because Brothers-in-Arms only works if the entire team has the perk.

Watch Star Wars, see R2 unit in the fighters.
"Don't expose the radioman turret."

About to park your car as a lone, small vehicle passes by.
Feel you may have been spotted. Consider parking behind tall cover.

Americans have guns because they are emo, Chinese people are the most hotblooded civilization in existence.
Gun Depression.

B1, D1, D2, B2, M4, M5
Were you thinking about tanks?

Room has air conditioning.
Feel 5% more competent.

...German eating chocolate
...American drinking cola
...Russian eating more than usual
...Englishman having pudding and tea
...Frenchman drinking hot coffee
...Chinaman eating with chopsticks out of a lunch box
"10% bonus..."

When activating the cruise control, you do it three times.

See a bush.
Take cover before the ISU gets you.

Someone gets hit in a dodgeball match
"That one bounced!"

Kicked in the balls
"Our ammo storage is hit, we're lucky it didn't explode!"

Play Legend of Zelda
Rant about how the Hylian Shield only gives you protection from one side while your armor from other sides are practically zero, think Nintendo really needs to fix the issue where the Hylian Shield doesn't protect from attacks from the side when Link is not holding it up, nor from behind when Link is carrying it on his back, assume Nintendo's staff hates Hylians, bitch when Nintendo releases a new Legend of Zelda before fixing the shield.

aGentleTanker #2 Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:52 PM

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...when during my girl talks to me I see a reticle reloading and closing in over her face ...

(happened )

Edited by aGentleTanker, 04 February 2013 - 05:56 PM.

Zoraktar #3 Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:54 PM

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...when you go to beach and see this Posted Image

XCalibre #4 Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:56 PM


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View PostaGentleTanker, on 04 February 2013 - 05:52 PM, said:

...when during my girl talks to me I see a reticle reloading and closing in over her face ...
(happened )

Is it bad that I believe this?

View PostZoraktar, on 04 February 2013 - 05:54 PM, said:

...when you go to beach and see this

Nonono, that only happens when I play too much Metal Slug.

Skee #5 Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:02 PM


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When you look at your team-mates and just want to choke them to death with your bare hands...

Shoeshine #6 Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:04 PM

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when driving along you see a bushed area and think "that would be an awesome spot for my JagdPanther, it has a great field of fire with good ambush potential"
then nearly come off the road because you are to busy loking over your shoulder at the spot and planning it all out

still think my wife overreacted afterwards  :Smile_sceptic:

He_from_Norway_ #7 Posted 05 February 2013 - 09:25 AM


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when you imagine how gansta it would have been if a tiger came around the corner

Ronineter #8 Posted 05 February 2013 - 07:48 PM


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When this is your tank collection at home and its still less than what you have in your wot garage.

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JPKERR #9 Posted 05 February 2013 - 09:51 PM

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When you walk in bushes or close to the buildings to avoid artillery. When you pet your cat's belly because cats have weak armor on lower hull.

Pansenmann #10 Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:02 PM

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View PostRonineter, on 05 February 2013 - 07:48 PM, said:

When this is your tank collection at home and its still less than what you have in your wot garage.

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Holy! (You have some decent modelling skills I presume?)
I had a pretty good collection of star trek and star wars resine models some years ago.

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