Jump to content


Things It's Taken Me a Long Time to Learn!


  • This topic is locked This topic is locked
9 replies to this topic

Marine361y #1 Posted 07 March 2013 - 07:57 PM

    Corporal

  • Player
  • 4925 battles
  • 117
  • [DAFT] DAFT
  • Member since:
    03-09-2012
1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.

3. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

6. You should not confuse your career with your life.

7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

9. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

10. Never lick a steak knife.

11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight saving time.

14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

16. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

19. Your friends love you anyway.




Anyone care to add their gems of wisdom? :Smile_popcorn1:


Andy

Edited by Marine361y, 07 March 2013 - 07:58 PM.


The_Duellist #2 Posted 07 March 2013 - 08:04 PM

    Sergeant

  • Player
  • 13579 battles
  • 261
  • Member since:
    05-07-2011
-No matter how smart or talented you are, there is always an Asian that's better at it then you. Posted Image

Edited by The_Duellist, 07 March 2013 - 08:05 PM.


SvilenGajtan #3 Posted 07 March 2013 - 08:04 PM

    Private

  • Player
  • 9526 battles
  • 7
  • Member since:
    02-24-2012
Really good points... Especially the first one, lol  :Smile_teethhappy:

__icy__ #4 Posted 07 March 2013 - 08:07 PM

    Sergeant

  • Player
  • 42123 battles
  • 201
  • [EL_SQ] EL_SQ
  • Member since:
    01-23-2012
No matter how fast are you,a rock is always faster than.you :)

Marine361y #5 Posted 07 March 2013 - 08:11 PM

    Corporal

  • Player
  • 4925 battles
  • 117
  • [DAFT] DAFT
  • Member since:
    03-09-2012

View Postlckryee, on 07 March 2013 - 08:07 PM, said:

No matter how fast are you,a rock is always faster than.you :)

Ooooo I like that one. :Smile_teethhappy:


Andy

X534 #6 Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:07 PM

    Second Lieutenant

  • Player
  • 23475 battles
  • 1,339
  • [BAC0N] BAC0N
  • Member since:
    05-16-2011
You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something.

Sirrobert #7 Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:02 AM

    Staff Sergeant

  • Player
  • 6235 battles
  • 449
  • Member since:
    07-29-2011
Actually the reason for daylight savings (if I'm not mistaken) was to make people go to bed an hour earlier in the winter (when the days are shorter). This meant that people turned off the lights (burning oil) an hour earlier, and saved oil. As it's still light in the summer at 10PM, but in the winter it gets dark at 7.

Ofcourse this is not really relavent anymore, but that's the original reason (that's without looking it up, so I might be wrong).

I'll try figure out a good wisdom while I'm asleep

He_from_Norway_ #8 Posted 08 March 2013 - 08:16 AM

    Captain

  • Player
  • 24455 battles
  • 2,339
  • [NEI] NEI
  • Member since:
    04-19-2011
dont fry bacon without t-shirt

Marine361y #9 Posted 08 March 2013 - 09:49 AM

    Corporal

  • Player
  • 4925 battles
  • 117
  • [DAFT] DAFT
  • Member since:
    03-09-2012

View PostR4F431, on 08 March 2013 - 08:16 AM, said:

dont fry bacon without t-shirt
:Smile_teethhappy:  :Smile_teethhappy:  :Smile_teethhappy:


Andy

Dark_Cartographer #10 Posted 08 March 2013 - 09:55 AM

    Warrant Officer

  • Beta Tester
  • 12151 battles
  • 935
  • Member since:
    11-25-2010
13. So we can use the extra daylight instead of sleeping through it?


You catch bees with honey and you catch flies with shit.


*EDIT* +1 to OP

Edited by Dark_Cartographer, 08 March 2013 - 09:58 AM.





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users