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Parody special: Second Anniversary of World of Tanks Server in Europe


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vlasterx #1 Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:34 PM

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Time flies like a noob arty over the field. World of Tanks is celebrating the second anniversary of its European server. During the two years we have seen countless clueless players, vast numbers of destroyed keyboards, numerous whine and OP threads… It has been an amazing two years and we fear that there is still plenty more to come!

Throughout the years, the game has developed significantly, and our noob player base has grown with us. We would like to thank to all our players with this special offer which is truly something. There is definitely something here for everyone, whether you play high tier, low tier or both, we know that it doesn't matter since you will have same experience!

While you check out the treats in store for you below, let’s sing the birthday song:

“Happy Birthday to us,
don't rage on a noob in the grass,
he's maybe guarding an arty,
while we're having a party!


wait… Happy Birthday to YOU!” Because without you, our noob player base would be crippled.  Well done!

From 12th April 07:10 CEST (GMT+2) until 16th April 07:00 CEST (GMT+2) you can enjoy this magnificent in-game second anniversary special offer:

X5 Inexperience
Medal Hunt - "Arty guard", "Base guard", "Choo chooo train" and "Seal basher"
Discount and Profit Bonus for every SPG possible
Discount on premium ammo - Derp away commanders!
Discount on repairs

Inexperience Bonus!
How could we have a party without your favourite bonus?
x5 inexperience for the first lost battle of the day. We know that winning is hard, so we will encourage you stick along.
All your vehicles will gain a massive inexperience boost the first time they loose during each day of this special!

Medal Hunt!
As always, go out hunting the weekend’s medal!  Bring one back and earn extra rewards!
"Arty guard", "Base guard", "Choo chooo train" and "Seal basher"

You can choose to guard your arty with a heavy tank, to impersonate completely still guard in a spawn circle, to join a happy go train or to join tier 2-3 battles with your best seal bashing tank.
Since this is a special event, you will be automatically rewarded with 25,000 additional credits.

Edited by vlasterx, 12 April 2013 - 04:06 PM.

Harim #2 Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:46 PM


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What did u expect?

xxlguru #3 Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:51 PM


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I feel you but comman have you decided to collect neg rep now?  :)

Earl_Grey #4 Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:52 PM

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gazzer21 #5 Posted 12 April 2013 - 03:56 PM

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speaking a some one who needs to buy 6 or 8 tier 8 tanks this weekend, its ok by me  :great:

vlasterx #6 Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:02 PM

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Some people have no sense of parody and humour :)

You think that I would stick around for 2 years if I hated this game? Positive rep, negative rep... doesn't really matter.

p.s. Just bought my sister SP today ;) Basecampers, watch out! :P

Edited by vlasterx, 12 April 2013 - 04:08 PM.

BrokenWing #7 Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:17 PM

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3 new tanks with 100% crews, 50k free XP gathered, 1 million credits, 5x on 20 tanks. I'm a happy tanker. :)

Irony2k12 #8 Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:19 PM


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hehehe... u made me smile a little! +1

TNTGibbon #9 Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:28 PM


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I chuckled so have a +1 to offset the negs.

I normally don't comment on others in game chat but today I may have commented on someones unhealthy desrire to get close to the arty in a heavy tank. You know, asking them if it's the big gun they can't resist, have they visited "lookatmyhugeweapon.com", that's tantamount to grooming you [edited] etc. "oh look he's rubbing him".

Don't get mad, get juvenile :). I can't complain too much, had three great weekends on the bounce and now it's balancing, in a big way lol.


Edited by sne_gb, 17 May 2013 - 08:29 PM.
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vlasterx #10 Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:55 PM

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View PostTNTGibbon, on 12 April 2013 - 04:28 PM, said:

I chuckled so have a +1 to offset the negs.

Cheers! :)

Persesaapas #11 Posted 12 April 2013 - 06:20 PM

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Fixed the neg rep.

Alcoholic electrician is amused!

Well written and great post :p (unlike those numerous KV-1S is OP, russian bias, i cant play this game buff my tigur pliz and i quit nao threads infecting these forums )

Maj_Solo #12 Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:07 PM


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for the first time ever I think I will benefit from discount on tanks. I slowed down grinding the new tank lines so I am behind the swell now. I am among the stragglers. :)

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