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1 battle of 10 OOO gold or 15-minute sex?


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Tankodrom666666 #1 Posted 27 April 2013 - 10:38 AM

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OIias_of_Sunhillow #2 Posted 27 April 2013 - 10:48 AM

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If anybody picks the gold, they need a slap.  :amazed:

Bdk #3 Posted 27 April 2013 - 10:52 AM

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What kind of question is this? Of course I`ll choose the gold. Seriosly...

Edit: If you are to dumb to taste or ignore a joke, why do you feel the need to negrep me? It`s offtopic ffs, get a life.

Edited by AeBk, 27 April 2013 - 11:00 AM.


_b_ #4 Posted 27 April 2013 - 10:52 AM

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Since average timespan for some "bump'a'dunk" is less than 15 min....sex her then go of steal the gold?! :p

Tankodrom666666 #5 Posted 27 April 2013 - 10:52 AM

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after sex .. I always play well :-)

Tankodrom666666 #6 Posted 27 April 2013 - 11:03 AM

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sorry

Edited by Tankodrom666666, 27 April 2013 - 11:03 AM.


Afghane #7 Posted 27 April 2013 - 11:05 AM

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Come on be serious... 90% of the players need 1 minute and that picture and "sex" is over. Then they go and lemming it out for two more minutes and battle is over. This is no plan... what are the additional 12 minutes for?

Edited by Afghane, 27 April 2013 - 11:06 AM.


OIias_of_Sunhillow #8 Posted 27 April 2013 - 11:12 AM

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View PostAfghane, on 27 April 2013 - 11:05 AM, said:

Come on be serious... 90% of the players need 1 minute and that picture and "sex" is over. Then they go and lemming it out for two more minutes and battle is over. This is no plan... what are the additional 12 minutes for?

To open a whine thread.   :teethhappy:

Tankodrom666666 #9 Posted 27 April 2013 - 11:15 AM

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..If you can handle up to 15 minutes several times, please :-)

PanzyBattalion #10 Posted 27 April 2013 - 02:56 PM

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Gold, who needs sex when you have virtual tanks mans.

2alertred #11 Posted 27 April 2013 - 03:06 PM

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I would take gold..not my type and looks old.

Something younger however..... :smile:

128K #12 Posted 27 April 2013 - 03:07 PM

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View Post2alertred, on 27 April 2013 - 03:06 PM, said:

I would take gold..not my type and looks old.

Something younger however..... :smile:

What like, jailbait?  :sceptic:

Just don't drop the soap okay?

PanzyBattalion #13 Posted 27 April 2013 - 03:11 PM

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View Post128K, on 27 April 2013 - 03:07 PM, said:

What like, jailbait?  :sceptic:

Just don't drop the soap okay?

So, someone doesn't like mutton dressed as lamb and suddenly they chase jail bait?

That woman in that pic could easily be in her 40's, photo-shop and angles are wonderful tools yakno, just saiyan.

128K #14 Posted 27 April 2013 - 03:13 PM

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View PostDerpyHooves, on 27 April 2013 - 03:11 PM, said:

So, someone doesn't like mutton dressed as lamb and suddenly they chase jail bait?

That woman in that pic could easily be in her 40's, photo-shop and angles are wonderful tools yakno, just saiyan.

Are you not familar with the concept of a 'joke'?

DingIsHere #15 Posted 27 April 2013 - 03:15 PM

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Pick the gold...... off her.... then shenanigans.....





(wonder when this thread will get deleted??)

OIias_of_Sunhillow #16 Posted 27 April 2013 - 03:17 PM

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View PostDerpyHooves, on 27 April 2013 - 03:11 PM, said:

So, someone doesn't like mutton dressed as lamb and suddenly they chase jail bait?

That woman in that pic could easily be in her 40's, photo-shop and angles are wonderful tools yakno, just saiyan.

She could indeed be, ..but she's not, ..it's Tatiana Kuchařová aged 26. :blinky:

PanzyBattalion #17 Posted 27 April 2013 - 03:18 PM

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View Post128K, on 27 April 2013 - 03:13 PM, said:

Are you not familar with the concept of a 'joke'?

Are you not familiar with the concept that sarcasm doesn't travel well over text? For all intents and purposes, text is mono-tone, therefore no emotion is truly passed, thus resulting in miss-understandings. Better to make non-sarcastic/witty jokes over the internet, less miss-understandings bub.

Nirvana #18 Posted 27 April 2013 - 03:18 PM

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Wait, do you mean sex in general or sex with that girl in particular?

if you mean the former, I'd do the battle. Simply because that's a an occasion I'll never have again, while sex is not. If sex were with that girl in particular, I'd go for the sex. Both once in a life time occasions (I guess, I've no idea who that is, but I'm pretty damn sure she wouldn't go out with someone like me : D), but sex is better than internettanks. Even if 15 minutes is meh.

128K #19 Posted 27 April 2013 - 03:36 PM

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View PostDerpyHooves, on 27 April 2013 - 03:18 PM, said:

Are you not familiar with the concept that sarcasm doesn't travel well over text? For all intents and purposes, text is mono-tone, therefore no emotion is truly passed, thus resulting in miss-understandings. Better to make non-sarcastic/witty jokes over the internet, less miss-understandings bub.

I am very familiar with sarcasm, I regularly use it in my language. But the thing is, a joke translates perfectly fine in text form. However, sarcasm doesn't and that's where you have fallen flat my friend. Better to make something that can be understood in the correct manor rather then something that could also be read serious (lack of emotes doesn't help since sarcasm works best with some form of body language).


Hence why this became so popular on 4chan:

http://www.omgdroid....-or-serious.jpg

com__ #20 Posted 27 April 2013 - 03:39 PM

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View PostTankodrom666666, on 27 April 2013 - 10:52 AM, said:

after sex .. I always play well :-)

I'm exhausted...




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