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_Warris_ #1 Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:03 PM

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Q: - Guys does the box of cola increase view range?
A: - Sure, the commander sits on it when peeking from the hatch.

Q:What is the light arty players see just before death?
A:Sixth sense skill.


During the physics testing, there was one occasion (now classified by WG) when 2(two) Raissenai heroes medals(earned for 14+kills in a game) were won in a single round. Both by the Westfield bridge.

Different tank thoughts at round start:
T50-2- Must reach arty!
Maus - Must reach hard cover!
T95 - Must reach end of white circle!

There are several types of tankers.
The pessimist sees nothing but the endless dark forest of Murovanka.
The optimist sees the light at the end of it.
The realist is aware that the light probably spotted him already.

Wot player is allowed a mistake only twice in a battle.
The repair kit will fix the first.

A Stalin 3 brings a Su- 26 to a high level battle.
Mid combat the enemy T-54 asks.
- Su-26 are you shooting gold?
- You can't prove anything!

An unnamed unicum from a big clan joins a random fight. T95 asks him:
- Dude, do they send you here as punishment or something?

Yesterday I unveiled my 1:1 KV-2 model in my yard. It gave me +100% to Nice neighbours.

In a family where the father was a tanker, he had to take care of the baby for the weekend. Finally the mum is home and goes straight to the crib.
Mother: - Aaaaaw who's my good boy!
Baby: - Bo!...Bo!
Mother:- Honey I think he just said his first word! Come quick!
Baby: - Bo!... Bounced off!
Mother: RICHARD COME HERE THIS INSTANT!

KV-2 is a very interesting tank. You can often ammo rack a racing T-50-2 from 300 meters away, yet miss completely a Hellcat trying to ram you to death.

By the time my AT-2 reached combat, I was already the top tank of the team....

- Dude how mad is she at me?
- Let me put it this way, she named her KV-5 radioman after you.

Prokhorovka battle. T50-2 rushes the base and kills 3 arties
T50-2: Paskuchi!
He kills another:
T50-2: Dimitru!
He kills a fifth.
T50-2: Burda!
IS 3 knocks out his engine. With only 2 HP and no steering the T50-2 crashes in a KV-2
IS-3: Here's harakiri and kamikadze for good measure!

Prebattle chat
xxx: Man I really want a T26E4
yyyy: Me too I have it unlocked but did not touch it.
xxxx: What do you mean unlocked? Its a premium!
yyyy: Thats why I did not touch it :)

Westfield assault - attacking team.
KV-2: - I propose a blitzkrieg!
player1: Sure!
player2: Ok!
KV-2: Oh shit, I thought I was in my cromwell. Ok I propose a slow-and-steady krieg!.


more jokes on this amazing site i found! :D
http://worldoftanks-...rd.blogspot.nl/

Baja002 #2 Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:04 PM

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You could have posted this under one topic instead of spamming the forums...

rtbob #3 Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:07 PM

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I would tell a TOG joke but it is way too long!

aGentleTanker #4 Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:17 PM

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View Postrtbob, on 24 May 2013 - 03:07 PM, said:

I would tell a TOG joke but it is way too long!
oh out of pos votes...

exoforce181 #5 Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:17 PM

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I would tell a TOG joke but it is way too long!
Haaha nice one  :smile:

exoforce181 #6 Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:21 PM

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tomogaso #7 Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:23 PM

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View Postwarisoverdragon, on 24 May 2013 - 03:03 PM, said:

Wot player is allowed a mistake only twice in a battle.
The repair kit will fix the first.

View Postrtbob, on 24 May 2013 - 03:07 PM, said:

I would tell a TOG joke but it is way too long!
10/10, +1

_Warris_ #8 Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:26 PM

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View PostBaja002, on 24 May 2013 - 03:04 PM, said:

You could have posted this under one topic instead of spamming the forums...

did i? D:

Mad_Dog_Tannen #9 Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:30 PM

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These are all mine

The TOG! It has an engine, a turret, tracks, a gun, a.....toilet, kitchen, living room, jakuzi....



What do you call a tall pile of tanks in a forest?

-A tech tree



what do you call a bunch of TOGs stacked one over the other?

-an appartment building




whats the tank that students hate the most?

-the MATHilda



It was valentines day in my town once, ONCE.



I called a Priest to bless my house. Now I have no house



Here, have a cup of chaffee, but becarefull not to spill on your clothes. That would be Hummeliating



what do you call a bunch of Bisons roaming a field

-a herd.

LigthWolf #10 Posted 25 May 2013 - 07:41 AM

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Wanna hear a joke about the Type 59? Nevermind, you'll never get it.

_Warris_ #11 Posted 25 May 2013 - 10:39 AM

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View PostLigthWolf, on 25 May 2013 - 07:41 AM, said:

Wanna hear a joke about the Type 59? Nevermind, you'll never get it.

tetrarch joke, cuz u can get the type with those actions ;)

LigthWolf #12 Posted 25 May 2013 - 10:45 AM

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You can get Tetrarch too. Buy Lion King Bundle. Or get a refund (or whatever) if you got it last New Year (like I).




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