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HellMine_LV #1 Posted 06 July 2013 - 09:48 AM

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I have noticed that there is 3 types of gamers in WOT.
1.type-total noobs who plays game didnt thinking about some strategy and are happy if they kill someone before they become dead meat   but they dont curse on others who have done stupid things.
2.type players who think about some strategy and asks for help some players, they ussually dont curse on others.
3.type(type which i hate)NOOBS who dont know how to play but blame others. Battle starts and after half minute youcan see first messages in chat for example(noob team,noobs in city,(tank model)and phrase NOOB)
If i'm wrong correct me.

ilosz #2 Posted 06 July 2013 - 09:51 AM

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You forgot Über Pros, who play like Warmachines :smile:

mango91 #3 Posted 06 July 2013 - 10:12 AM

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you forgot good players who, expecially during weekends, have to deal with noobs. they rage a lot and half of their sunday entertainment is to blame total noobs

Exozen #4 Posted 06 July 2013 - 10:23 AM

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Come across one of those guys today , he thought we did a bad job and told the enemy team were everyone who had defended him were on the map , he gave away my location but i still managed to do over 5k dmg in my Obj untill finally the battle was lost ,

Is it allowed to out names here ? Because i damn want to atm . ( He was driving a AMX 50 120 and hes name started on K ) If you read this and live in the same country as i and fairly close to me , please , send me your adress and full name.

Best regards , the Happy Swe'd

keyres #5 Posted 07 July 2013 - 07:56 PM

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I think you simplified the problem too much.
There is vast number of different kinds of players in WoT, ranging from sub-noobs to ultra-pros, and even further, together forming the entire spectrum of Players.

1. The Follower - a quite rare form of player. On basis of factors known only to him, he picks one other player on his side of the team and follows him for entire battle. Scientists disagree about his usefulness for the team, as some followers tend to block the followed player, while other can provide valuable support.

2. The Napoleon - a player with PhD in strategy, issued by the university of Internet. Commonly marks his presence by pinging multiple times the same area on the map or by screaming in chat "OMFG NOOBS FLANK EMPTY", "Moron lemmings" etc. Opinions are divided whether the Napoleons are useful for the team, as some are truly making effort to improve team's strategy, while others just block the chat with their spam. It is an endangered species.

3. The Rager - a player of remarkable talent to store his hatred for several games, just to release it all at once at some point. Floods the chat with his rage. His outburst of anger is a defensive reflex, and is in fact harmless as it's goal is to fend the enemies off. Best dealt with by ignoring them (they get scared that their defense doesn't work and run away).

4. The Common Player (aka Lemming) - player whose most remarkable talent is to form herds. If Vasily the Match Maker puts more than 10 of these player in one team, they are forming a slow ineffective attack on one side, which is prone to fail.

5. The Camper - a player who is incapable of judging where is he most useful / needed. He fails to see why is it wrong to take Bat Chat 25t and stay in spawn on malinovka etc.

*Each player encountered on the battlefield can belong to more than one of the types mentioned above depending on circumstances.
**This is not a complete list of player types seen on battlefields. Can you think off others?


enrico7113 #6 Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:57 AM

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View Postkeyres, on 07 July 2013 - 07:56 PM, said:



4. The Common Player (aka Lemming) - player whose most remarkable talent is to form herds. If Vasily the Match Maker puts more than 10 of these player in one team, they are forming a slow ineffective attack on one side, which is prone to fail.


*Each player encountered on the battlefield can belong to more than one of the types mentioned above depending on circumstances.
**This is not a complete list of player types seen on battlefields. Can you think off others?



this one is my favourite part

sr86 #7 Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:09 AM

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6. The Lone Wolf - He charges bravely and alone through the fastest possible route, prowling the battered wastes of war-torn Europe, to engage the most impropable odds and to face the great bulk of the Lemmings. Hungry for the flesh of a young Lemming he then proceeds with his ferocious warcry "Help! Help! Help!" but alas, dies honorably under the fierce fire of two or three shots. With his dying breath he screams once more, and through space and time his team can hear an echo: "Noobs! Why no help?! Nooooobs..!".

This specie seems to be most prevalent in the lower dredges of the Commercialist States of Tieristan.


7. The AFK Ace - The fearless defender of the base circle, he remains resolute through the whole battle and does not retreat an inch. He is immune to insults and provocations like "Noob IS-3! Move u little turd!" or "Kill our afky IS-3 in C2!". Rarely is the Ace seen to actually contribute to the fight and even more rarely seen in the front lines, but there is wisdom in his ways. As Francis Bacon once wrote: "If the Hill will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet will go to the Hill". In a winning battle his effort was clearly not needed to attain victory, and his strategy prevails. In a losing battle the fight will come to him, for sooner or later the enemy will go for capture. Then he will end up in combat none the less and die just as those who actually fought.

There are AFK Aces in every level of Tieristan. Usually the excuse of being an Ace is "connection issues" or "computer crash" or other such divine interventions, since nobody dares to write: "There was the best part going on in the background-porno I always listen to" or "I thought I was gonna just take a piss, but then this HUGE crap surprised me. Much better now, thanks for asking. Sorry you guys died horribly."

Edited by sr86, 08 July 2013 - 07:14 AM.


KawaGreen #8 Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:32 AM

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keyres #9 Posted 08 July 2013 - 11:47 AM

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9. The Omniscient Expert - player who, despite not having played the tank you are driving, has been granted by divine ways the ultimate knowledge about using the tank. Usually they try to spread their Only True Way Of Doing Stuff by screaming in chat "OmFG Bat Noob YOU MUST GO SCOUT AND DIE" or "STUPID CAMPING TD, move you moron", in most cases with scant success. Best part is, that despite knowing everything about driving your tank they don't have a slightest clue about driving theirs.

10. The Enemy-Are-Camping-Noobs - player who deeply believes that driving into field on malinovka with his E-100 is the only apt strategy, and is astonished that he dies in seconds after the beginning of his mighty charge. After his premature failure he expresses his surprise in chat usually with simple "Dumb campers" or more sophisticated "Fu*king Moron Camper noobs, no support, useless team" etc.

Ravenlunatic #10 Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:00 PM

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11. The Suicide Scout - Normally a light tank but sometimes a medium. At the very beginning of the battle charges in a straight line toward enemy spawn position. Lights everything up but dies in a hail of bullets. Unfortunately the friendly artillery is not in position yet and in higher tiers has another 30 seconds to load.
Can be recognised by the warcry "Why Arty no shoot? Noobs!"

Arkhell #11 Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:10 PM

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The lone warrior - He who defends a flank on his own doing the best he can and actually succeeds to do so vs amazing odds, then looks at his team list and sees he's the only one left on his team because the entire lemming train got killed by the lowest tier enemy tanks, he then proceeds to cry a little inside.

Ravenlunatic #12 Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:15 PM

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Lol! I have no more positive to give out but Arkhell that is so true.

TheDOD #13 Posted 08 July 2013 - 01:25 PM

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The NKVD- Having a lot of expirience from the battlefield, the NVKD officers will usually Teamkill you, if you did not die and instead was defending a flank against all odds. He will scream "Noob idiot!11!!1 Go play tetrsi uninstall teh game!!11!!" and sentece you to death by shooting you in the rear of you neck engine and setting you on fire


The Construction worker- Having a huge knolege where there is a danger of bad roads, the worker will block you eather from front ot behind to save you from danger of bad roads. Sientist thoug agree on that those worker might be slight trouble for the drivers, as the usually eather getting killed or gets a denial in shooting valuable targets

Edited by TheDOD, 08 July 2013 - 01:28 PM.


Arkhell #14 Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:02 PM

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the IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOOOORZ!!1!!1!!11 - the scout tank with crap gun in a high tier match that just has to shoot his little pea shooter with absolutly F all penetration at the enemy heavy tank with more armor on his front plate then the scout has on his total tank combined. he will cut you off,block your tank or your shot to do this and then get out of the way just in time for you to catch the enemy shell that was meant for the little bugger. scientist's are still on the fence on what to do with this type of player, on one side it's a light tank so it could spot something usefull, on the other hand it might be better for the rest of the player base if these get humanely euthanized for the greater good.

Edited by Arkhell, 08 July 2013 - 02:03 PM.





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