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specialistHUN #1 Posted 14 July 2013 - 08:00 PM


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  Greetings dear Players! We are very happy to announce the first episode of a prototype series,called Wargaming News. We hope you will like it! If you are satisfied with our job,then we will continue(let’s hope,that the budget will be enough).

  But no more unnecessary words,because we have bought a lot of interesting news about the famous MMO World Of Tanks! Let’s start with the news of the month,wich was really unexpected!

  Wargaming has announced,that they are going to nerf the E-75 german tier 9 heavy tank,because it's gun isn’t historical. We are talking now with SerB about this decision:
-Dear SerB,we heared that you will nerf the E-75 because it isn’t historical. Why did you do that?
-WG always wants realism in his game so we pay attention to the realistic gameplay,therefore we will nerf the E-75 so it will be more realistic!
-What will the nerf contain?
-Actually on the papers the E-75 was planned with a 12,8 cm KwK 44 L/55 gun. But on the only prototype there wasn't any gun at all! So we checked the situation and we have decided to remove every gun from the E-75 because they weren't historical. But with this removal the tank will become faster,the weight of the gun was 3480kg,so from now the E-75s top speed will increase to 36km/h! So from now the E-75 is perfect for scouting! We are really happy, that we could rebalance again a german tank in the name of history!
-Will the players who own the E-75 get some compensation?
-Of course! They will get the feeling of realism,the feeling of playing in a historically accurate tank. And there won’t be any complaining about the E-75 again,we think that the E-75 was a little bit OP,but now our players are satisfied, and this is a very good feeling for us!  Also the russian super-testers really like the new E-75, they say that now it’s easy to kill it, so we are happy too!

Now some positive news too!

-The tier 6 soviet heavy tank KV-1S will get a buff! The armor of the modules will be  double as thick as it was before,so from now you can forget it’s nickname „The Torch”!
-The tier 8 soviet tank destroyer ISU-152 will get a buff too. The 152 mm BL-10 will get an autoloader wich is going to have a 7 rounds magazine.  SerB said,that this was the will of the Gods.
   -There will be gold-ammo in World Of Warships too,so players can relax now!
   -The rumors about impelenting good german tanks have been eradicated. The developers say, that the players can calm down,there won’t be a good german tank,german tanks can be at most mediocre.
   -SerB’s favourite type of beer is vodka.

And now finally some Questions&Answers. The players ask,the developers answer(questions from the russian forum)!

1.   Q: The game crashes allways!  A: How terrible!

2.   Q: I can’t see anyting,when I play the game!  A: Buy a monitor!

3.   Q: What type of tank is the AMX-40,how should we play with it?  A: It’s a free-XP consumer tank,you have to buy gold to jump over (trollface)!

4.   Q:  The Maus disappeared on a open field!  A:  If you wan’t allways visible tanks,go and join the army!

5.   Q: They players say allways,that I’m a noob!!! A: Noob…

And that was  the first episode of Wargaming News! We hope you liked it! Please don’t forget to rate and comment! Have a nice game!

Edited by specialistHUN, 23 July 2013 - 10:33 AM.

HitMan1986 #2 Posted 14 July 2013 - 08:09 PM


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Check your Calendar! Today is not the first of april  :blinky:  ...

ErenJager #3 Posted 14 July 2013 - 08:17 PM

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View PostHitMan1986, on 14 July 2013 - 08:09 PM, said:

Check your Calendar! Today is not the first of april  :blinky:  ...

How terrible.

ilosz #4 Posted 14 July 2013 - 08:26 PM

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Good job, the russian part made me laugh +1 :great:


Edited by ilosz, 14 July 2013 - 08:36 PM.

_Warris_ #5 Posted 14 July 2013 - 08:31 PM

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at first i thought the E 75 part serious, until i saw the part about the scouting.. phew

basin79 #6 Posted 14 July 2013 - 08:49 PM


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Made me laugh. Cheers.

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