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A letter to Hitler - summer.


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VlKlNGS #1 Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:16 AM

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Mein Fuhrer,
We have reached zhe enemy linez in zie dezert, zhe weather ist hot und zhe air most foul. Three men have drowned in zhier own sweat todayz. Und yesterday zen tank divizions engaged zhe enemy und fought over ein camel.
At leazt tzis time we are free zu pick betwhen ourr toez all day, aber zhe magic of what we might find zhere next ist gone, ezery time ist sand.
Zhe enemy ist not faring much betterz, a couple of dayz ago ein of zheir liutenants went mad from zhe heat und killed himzelf by ramming hiz light tank intzo friendly heavies.
Oncez again ich must tzank you für sending us zhat wonderful Britney Spearz record, sie early work waz fantaztic und ist is sure zu keep our morale up.

Your loyal zervant,

Bob.

P.S. Don't forget to feed zhe hamzter tzoo.

Edited by VlKlNGS, 18 August 2013 - 09:17 AM.


Belizarius #2 Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:19 AM

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View PostVlKlNGS, on 18 August 2013 - 09:16 AM, said:

Zhe enemy ist not faring much betterz, a couple of dayz ago ein of zheir liutenants went mad from zhe heat und killed himzelf by ramming hiz light tank intzo friendly heavies.

Did Poland send tanks in the desert? I'm kinda' bad at history...

VlKlNGS #3 Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:25 AM

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Poland didn't but Germany did to aid Mussolini, he wanted to take over Africa if memory serves.
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Shegzor #4 Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:40 AM

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Dear Herr Bob,
Never in mein life have I seen a German soldier mit dem name "Bob". How you got pazt our counter intelligence, I have no idea, but ve are sure zu find out and terminate your contacts immediately.
You are hereby zummoned bak zu Vaderland for qvestioning. You are reqvired zu bring mit you your birth certificate and your final schüle reports for vhichever schüles you vizited. Your haus is being investigated by our talented Gestapo investigators as I vrite zis.

Herr Flick of ze Gestapo.


Edited by Shegzor, 18 August 2013 - 09:44 AM.





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