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xThanatosVIx #41 Posted 06 September 2013 - 01:59 PM

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Try Jagdpanzer IV, ARL v39 and Churchill GC, TDs ultra op for stat paddeling  !!!!!!! !!!!!

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HundeWurst #42 Posted 06 September 2013 - 02:07 PM

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how about t25/2

its a BEAST for its tier  :trollface:

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hetzer hetzes bestest

lonigus #44 Posted 06 September 2013 - 02:14 PM

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Dammit Progamerer and your troll accounts!  :teethhappy:

zikkon #45 Posted 06 September 2013 - 02:33 PM

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View Postlonigus, on 06 September 2013 - 02:14 PM, said:

Dammit Progamerer and your troll accounts!  :teethhappy:
Heeeyyy!!!!

Don't blow his cover just like that!!!

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harry_monkley #46 Posted 06 September 2013 - 03:09 PM

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If you want the ultimate in both stat padding and haxxing you need to get yourself a Maus.

Not a lot of people know this, but the rumours have been whispered in dark corners of the internet since first beta testing - Serb is a really big Mario Bros fan, and the developers have built a special easter egg into the game, here is how you activate it for ultimate statpadding glory.

First you must form a three man platoon with your Maus and two Loltracktors, don't be fooled by rumors that this easter egg can be activated by platooning with any old low tier tank, it must be two loltraktors or it won't work. One loltractor must equip the 20mm breda machine gun, and the other the 3,7cm stock gun.

You need a very specific set of circumstances, so be prepared to have to hit the battle button a few times to get this to work.

The first pre-requisite is that the two loltracktors manage to shoot 10 of the 12 friendly tanks on the team, but importantly they must remain alive after doing so. Remember more or less than 10 will auto fail and the cheat will not activate.

If you did this correctly, you can now collect the mario inspired "magic mushroom" from the level that will transform your Maus quadrupling all it's stats including size, speed, armour thickness and firepower, rendering you an unstoppable force on the battlefield able to own whole enemy teams single handedly, the shells become so powerful that they often travel through multiple instances on the map, resulting in kill tallies that can easily reach 3 figures.

The location of the special mushroom varies from map to map and sometimes also which base you spawn at, but I will share the locations of the ones I know about and you will have to experiment to find the rest.

Sand river - this works for both spawns, go to the large village in the H/J,5/6 area of the map. If you demolish the destructible buildings carefully to form a pentagram, the mosque building which is normally indestructible can be knocked down, revealing the magic mushroom.

Karelia - this one is much simpler, but you will need the help of your teammates. If they can push you up onto the hill with the little church who's bell you can hear ringing you can collect the mushroom up there just by next to the building and shooting the bell with one shell of each ammo type in this order; ACPR, HE, AP

On fisherman's bay the mushroom is hidden underneath the big fishing boat in the harbour which makes it a bit tricky to get, but if you can collect it before the 10 sec drowning timer expires, the transformation leaves your tank so big that the water is no longer deep enough to drown you, and you can simply drive on out and pwn.

The Lakeville mushroom is the hardest to get of the ones I have discovered, as it is submerged near the center of the lake, so you need to do the following; firstly you need to teamkill 2 artillery pieces within the cap circle, which will change the terrain resistance of the lake bottom to the same value as paved road - if you don't do this it will be impossible. Next you need to convince the entirety of the team to form a long line behind you from the church on E9/0 and then use the hill to gain momentum, and the whole team keep pushing, the mushroom is right in the middle of square E6, so this is the shortest and only possible route that you can use to collect it successfully. Once you pick it up, just reverse back and push your helpful teammates back out of the lake before they drown. Do not attempt if you team contains T95,T28 or T28 proto as they are too slow to push properly.

Westfield is quite easy, simply knock down all the destructible buildings in the upper village and then drop through the gap in the viaduct to collect the mushroom which appears in mid air half way down - my top tip is to convince all players that you are actually Ozzy Ozbourne and you will gift them all 2500 gold if they gather under the viaduct so you can do some heavy metal stage diving, really handy tactic if your credits are running a bit low and you don't want to pay for ammo.

Due to the large number of maps I haven't yet discovered all the mushrooms, but please come back and share any tips if you discover some more. According to rumour if you sucessfully collect a mushroom on every map it will unlock a special ammo type "faberge eggs" which can be used in any gun and deal 5,000 avg damage at 1,000 avg pen with 25 degrees of normalisation and immunity from autobounce.

Please note that these special cheats only work in random games, and not company, clanwars or training rooms.

lonigus #47 Posted 06 September 2013 - 03:37 PM

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View Postzikkon, on 06 September 2013 - 02:33 PM, said:

Heeeyyy!!!!
Don't blow his cover just like that!!!
:tongue:
Ohhhhhhh snap!!! :harp:

Edited by lonigus, 06 September 2013 - 03:37 PM.


VeryRisky #48 Posted 06 September 2013 - 03:45 PM

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Hmm, [JELLY]

Well I'm not sure about you chosing the M2 Light, The T2 Med is much more, um, well anyway after padderering though that you should probably skip the M2 Med and get straight to the M3 Lee.

AliceUnchained #49 Posted 06 September 2013 - 03:52 PM

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View Postharry_monkley, on 06 September 2013 - 03:09 PM, said:

...

Purely based on what you wrote I am convinced you did find your share of magic mushrooms. Rarely bother with the +'s (or -'s for that matter), but have one from me.

lemthepimpmeard #50 Posted 06 September 2013 - 04:17 PM

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DingIsHere #51 Posted 06 September 2013 - 04:17 PM

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View PostAliceUnchained, on 06 September 2013 - 03:52 PM, said:

Purely based on what you wrote I am convinced you did find your share of magic mushrooms. Rarely bother with the +'s (or -'s for that matter), but have one from me.

Are you quoting yourself here?

Anyway... Padderering is for Noobererist Tetris Players

FailAccount #52 Posted 06 September 2013 - 04:50 PM

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View PostDingIsHere, on 06 September 2013 - 04:17 PM, said:

Are you quoting yourself here?

Anyway... Padderering is for Noobererist Tetris Players
Shouldn't you be doing it then?  :tongue:

CarinaZero #53 Posted 06 September 2013 - 05:03 PM

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View PostGeneralTelcontar, on 06 September 2013 - 11:40 AM, said:

Umm...Why are so many people feeding the troll? :amazed:

Because it is like feeding a monkey. Amusing until it starts throwing poo  :tongue:

CarinaZero #54 Posted 06 September 2013 - 05:08 PM

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View Postharry_monkley, on 06 September 2013 - 03:09 PM, said:

If you want the ultimate in both stat padding and haxxing you need to get yourself a Maus.
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Fantastic research; it's like our very own cheat sheet to win the game!

0romis #55 Posted 06 September 2013 - 06:36 PM

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StatPadder #56 Posted 06 September 2013 - 09:25 PM

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View Postharry_monkley, on 06 September 2013 - 03:09 PM, said:

If you want the ultimate in both stat padding and haxxing you need to get yourself a Maus.

Not a lot of people know this, but the rumours have been whispered in dark corners of the internet since first beta testing - Serb is a really big Mario Bros fan, and the developers have built a special easter egg into the game, here is how you activate it for ultimate statpadding glory.

First you must form a three man platoon with your Maus and two Loltracktors, don't be fooled by rumors that this easter egg can be activated by platooning with any old low tier tank, it must be two loltraktors or it won't work. One loltractor must equip the 20mm breda machine gun, and the other the 3,7cm stock gun.

You need a very specific set of circumstances, so be prepared to have to hit the battle button a few times to get this to work.

The first pre-requisite is that the two loltracktors manage to shoot 10 of the 12 friendly tanks on the team, but importantly they must remain alive after doing so. Remember more or less than 10 will auto fail and the cheat will not activate.

If you did this correctly, you can now collect the mario inspired "magic mushroom" from the level that will transform your Maus quadrupling all it's stats including size, speed, armour thickness and firepower, rendering you an unstoppable force on the battlefield able to own whole enemy teams single handedly, the shells become so powerful that they often travel through multiple instances on the map, resulting in kill tallies that can easily reach 3 figures.

The location of the special mushroom varies from map to map and sometimes also which base you spawn at, but I will share the locations of the ones I know about and you will have to experiment to find the rest.

Sand river - this works for both spawns, go to the large village in the H/J,5/6 area of the map. If you demolish the destructible buildings carefully to form a pentagram, the mosque building which is normally indestructible can be knocked down, revealing the magic mushroom.

Karelia - this one is much simpler, but you will need the help of your teammates. If they can push you up onto the hill with the little church who's bell you can hear ringing you can collect the mushroom up there just by next to the building and shooting the bell with one shell of each ammo type in this order; ACPR, HE, AP

On fisherman's bay the mushroom is hidden underneath the big fishing boat in the harbour which makes it a bit tricky to get, but if you can collect it before the 10 sec drowning timer expires, the transformation leaves your tank so big that the water is no longer deep enough to drown you, and you can simply drive on out and pwn.

The Lakeville mushroom is the hardest to get of the ones I have discovered, as it is submerged near the center of the lake, so you need to do the following; firstly you need to teamkill 2 artillery pieces within the cap circle, which will change the terrain resistance of the lake bottom to the same value as paved road - if you don't do this it will be impossible. Next you need to convince the entirety of the team to form a long line behind you from the church on E9/0 and then use the hill to gain momentum, and the whole team keep pushing, the mushroom is right in the middle of square E6, so this is the shortest and only possible route that you can use to collect it successfully. Once you pick it up, just reverse back and push your helpful teammates back out of the lake before they drown. Do not attempt if you team contains T95,T28 or T28 proto as they are too slow to push properly.

Westfield is quite easy, simply knock down all the destructible buildings in the upper village and then drop through the gap in the viaduct to collect the mushroom which appears in mid air half way down - my top tip is to convince all players that you are actually Ozzy Ozbourne and you will gift them all 2500 gold if they gather under the viaduct so you can do some heavy metal stage diving, really handy tactic if your credits are running a bit low and you don't want to pay for ammo.

Due to the large number of maps I haven't yet discovered all the mushrooms, but please come back and share any tips if you discover some more. According to rumour if you sucessfully collect a mushroom on every map it will unlock a special ammo type "faberge eggs" which can be used in any gun and deal 5,000 avg damage at 1,000 avg pen with 25 degrees of normalisation and immunity from autobounce.

Please note that these special cheats only work in random games, and not company, clanwars or training rooms.


stronk advice thank you

DingIsHere #57 Posted 06 September 2013 - 11:25 PM

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View PostProfessionalProgamerer, on 06 September 2013 - 04:50 PM, said:

Shouldn't you be doing it then? :tongue:
Stop stat padding the reps on your obvious alternative account, voting for yourself and popularising your own thread with stat padded additional views.

aboomination #58 Posted 06 September 2013 - 11:52 PM

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Denied  :trollface:
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FailAccount #59 Posted 07 September 2013 - 03:29 AM

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Good work aboo.  :trollface:

Edited by ProfessionalProgamerer, 07 September 2013 - 03:33 AM.


FailAccount #60 Posted 07 September 2013 - 03:37 AM

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View PostDingIsHere, on 06 September 2013 - 11:25 PM, said:

Stop stat padding the reps on your obvious alternative account, voting for yourself and popularising your own thread with stat padded additional views.
Ding, for someone that claims to be a troll and has his very own clan dedicated to home trolls, i hate to say it but you need to work on it big time. I always thought you were ok but for some reason you are showing your "weak side". Just chill and embrace StatPadder. There is a stat padderer in all of us  :trollface:

Edited by ProfessionalProgamerer, 07 September 2013 - 03:40 AM.





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