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Shegzor #1 Posted 20 September 2013 - 12:23 PM

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Greetings, ladies and tankers (and tanker ladies)!

After hanging around the off-topic section and participating in various forum games for a long while, I've decided it was high time to start one of my own.
It's called Corrupt a Wish and is a direct copy of the same forum game off Steam Forums (link).

INSTRUCTIONS
1. I'll start first by posting a random wish.
2. The first person to post after me must:
- First find a way to pervert my wish
- Then post a wish of their own
3. ???
4. PROFIT

THE RULES
1. You're not allowed to post after yourself (obviously)
2. Try not to post after a guy directly quoting you (eg. if I post something, then Woras posts after me, I'll refrain from posting again until somebody else does after Woras).
2.1. Only chain posts if the thread is going dead or you get a really, REALLY good idea to post
3. Try not to post off-topic comments. If you really must, put them into a spoiler tag after your regular post
4. If the person above you fails to make a wish, make one for them and corrupt it.
5. Be creative!

People in violation of the rules will get the donkey!

EXAMPLES
Spoiler                     

So without further ado, here is my first wish:
I wish your average WoT player would finally notice the minimap.

aGentleTanker #2 Posted 20 September 2013 - 12:34 PM

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Granted, they keep looking at it for the first 14 minutes of the battle.

I wish I get gold for evry post I make.

basin79 #3 Posted 20 September 2013 - 12:43 PM

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Granted.  WG move everything over to the giftshop rendering in game gold useless.


I wish for someone to post below me.

BramSd #4 Posted 20 September 2013 - 01:23 PM

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Granted. Construction crews are on their way to erect posts beneath you.

I wish to wield the ban-hammer for a day.

Shegzor #5 Posted 20 September 2013 - 03:37 PM

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Granted. However, you break both your arms that day and can't lift the hammer.

I wish they added Pitlord to DotA2 already.

Arkhell #6 Posted 20 September 2013 - 03:39 PM

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wish granted Pitlord added to dota2, servers are down for the comming two weeks and then they do a rollback to pre pitlord patch.

I wish i had more time to play the game.

SidewalkOfPain #7 Posted 20 September 2013 - 08:58 PM

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You are now unemployed and all you friends have abandoned you.

I wish I could see something else in life than the beating of time's grey waves against me.

Edited by SidewalkOfPain, 20 September 2013 - 08:58 PM.


Shegzor #8 Posted 20 September 2013 - 09:50 PM

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Granted. You see dead people.

I wish for a non-toxic, nice, juicy venison steak with cranberry sauce.

Arkhell #9 Posted 21 September 2013 - 11:04 AM

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granted, you left it in the pan to long though so it's burned to a crisp.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting

Pansenmann #10 Posted 21 September 2013 - 11:16 AM

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Granted. You break your leg on your way to the doctor's. Now that hurts even more.

I wish the Superpershing gets a better gun.

Pandabird #11 Posted 21 September 2013 - 11:18 AM

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Granted.
The Superpershing is now being rebuilt to carry a Massive death ray laser gun.
Too bad you didn't wish for an energy source.
I wish for a large coca cola and the best hamburger in the world

Edited by Pandabird, 21 September 2013 - 11:21 AM.


basin79 #12 Posted 21 September 2013 - 11:21 AM

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Granted. But they're both out of your reach.



I wish for my own house rather than renting one.

Ubertoaster #13 Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:31 PM

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Granted, but the house is declared uninhabitable by the health inspectors.

I wish something bad happens to me.

Shegzor #14 Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:33 PM

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Granted - you get called a noob by everybody you meet. But then world leaders everywhere declare every day is now your birthday.
I wish for the Fountain of Endless Beer.

Edited by Shegzor, 21 September 2013 - 02:34 PM.


basin79 #15 Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:37 PM

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Granted, but you have liver failure and can't touch a single drop less it be your last.



I wish to win every game of tanks I play later.

Pandabird #16 Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:41 PM

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Granted. You will get your own server, but you will be the only one in it except for a idle bot
I wish for a harmonica

Edited by Pandabird, 21 September 2013 - 02:42 PM.


SidewalkOfPain #17 Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:51 PM

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Granted, but the harmonica has been played before by my grandmother. Enjoy.

I wish for world peace and a cookie.

Shegzor #18 Posted 21 September 2013 - 04:27 PM

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Granted. However, eating the cookie will cause another world war.

I wish I could play WoT today.

basin79 #19 Posted 21 September 2013 - 04:29 PM

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Granted but it's just full of the usual weekend fail teams who either can't read their mini map or turn it off completely.


I wish WG start to sell some of the rarer prem tanks.

GiraffeInATopHat #20 Posted 21 September 2013 - 05:53 PM

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Granted, they sell them at about 300 euros each.


I wish people would not down vote things because they are bored.





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