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Ulfarr #41 Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:31 PM

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Granted. Everyone's wishes come true. Someone, an jealous ex maybe, wished you were dead.
I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow

basin79 #42 Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:43 PM

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Granted. You'll die in your sleep.




I wish there was more than just one new episode of Family Guy tonight.

kierogonal #43 Posted 22 September 2013 - 10:00 PM

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Granted. They will show new episodes of Family Guy for the rest of the night, but the episodes are only 5 minutes long and have 25 minutes of adverts between them


I wish my internet connection would hold up for more than 5 minutes at a time

Ubertoaster #44 Posted 23 September 2013 - 07:00 AM

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Granted. Now you are the only person with internet in the World.

I wish I had a swimming pool full of money.

johnx360 #45 Posted 23 September 2013 - 07:12 AM

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Granted. But the money is Reichsmarks.

I wish they removed RNG from damage.

Arkhell #46 Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:42 AM

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granted, they made the RNG on pen twice as large and you seem to always roll the lowest number.

I wish my T-34-3 has less fail teams.

Shegzor #47 Posted 23 September 2013 - 10:14 AM

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Granted. But now your teams are so good, you're the only one dying on your team and you never do any damage (except maybe accidental teamdamage).

I wish for luck on tomorrow's exam.

Arkhell #48 Posted 23 September 2013 - 10:24 AM

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granted you get all the luck in the world for tomorrows exam, you would of aced it like no test was ever aced before, yet it gets cancelled and held the next day which will be your karma day to ballance all the luck you had the day before so you fail so bad you get expelled.

I wish time would go faster while i'm at work and slower when i have a day off.

Shegzor #49 Posted 23 September 2013 - 06:12 PM

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Granted. While you have your time off, everything but you moves/performs/acts in slow motion, while at work, everything is waaay faster.

I wish for more time to study.

basin79 #50 Posted 23 September 2013 - 06:48 PM

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Granted. You develop insomnia. You get a lot more time to study. However due to your lack of sleep you go insane and end up in an asylum.


I wish my Monday curry was free.

Ubertoaster #51 Posted 23 September 2013 - 07:06 PM

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Granted. Monday curry is free and everyone in your town goes and eats leaving you with nothing.

I wish I have the cash for a new fancy graphics card. (old one is making the computer restart when I'm playing WoT or watching Youtube vids - odd)

keyres #52 Posted 23 September 2013 - 08:08 PM

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Granted, you now own a brand new ati HD7970 graphics card.

Unfortunately, now that you can play WoT non-stop you forgot how to breathe. You have just suffocated.


I wish there was a guy with a elephant trunk for left hand's little finger (I would just like to see him hanging around doing casual stuff).

Arkhell #53 Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:46 AM

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granted: the guy exists now, aaaaaand it's you thanks to the massive weight of the trunk you cannot move much anymore and it's hell on your joints.

I wish our goverment would stop putting extra taxes on gass and stuff it's going a bid insnane atm.

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AIDSkillz #54 Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:14 AM

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Granted, but due to that, prices get 3times higher and only wage is minimum.

I wish my work pc could run wot.

Garrolus #55 Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:31 AM

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Granted: You now play WoT all day long in work, but it really has turned into work because of that and you really don't feel like playing but you have to because it now works on your work pc, and you get the worst loosing streak ever seen in the history of WoT, you go all mental on your boss screaming you can't take the pressure, you're too stressed and you're planning on doing a suicide. You are now unemployed.

I wish I had three wishes.

Darth_Woras #56 Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:35 AM

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View PostAIDSkillz, on 24 September 2013 - 09:14 AM, said:

I wish my work pc could run wot.
Granted. Your work PC runs away with WoT and due to missing computer you get fired.

I wish summers to be less hot.

Arkhell #57 Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:51 AM

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View PostGarrolus, on 24 September 2013 - 09:31 AM, said:

Granted: You now play WoT all day long in work, but it really has turned into work because of that and you really don't feel like playing but you have to because it now works on your work pc, and you get the worst loosing streak ever seen in the history of WoT, you go all mental on your boss screaming you can't take the pressure, you're too stressed and you're planning on doing a suicide. You are now unemployed.

I wish I had three wishes.

granted, tree wishes it is you are not allowed to wish anything you really want like unlimited power, a great body, loads of money etc just random stuff thats "meh"

View PostDarth_Woras, on 24 September 2013 - 09:35 AM, said:

Granted. Your work PC runs away with WoT and due to missing computer you get fired.

I wish summers to be less hot.

granted, summer is now -40 degree celsius winter is -80 breaking the entire worlds eco system and we all die thank you woras :trollface:

I wish for an extra day off.

AIDSkillz #58 Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:07 AM

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Granted. You get your extra day off, all alone on tropical island, just you and hoards of horny gorillas.
I wish i had my ''Diccker'' to the Max  :trollface:

Edited by AIDSkillz, 24 September 2013 - 10:08 AM.


Arkhell #59 Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:11 AM

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View PostAIDSkillz, on 24 September 2013 - 10:07 AM, said:

Granted. You get your extra day off, all alone on tropical island, just you and hoards of horny gorillas.
I wish i had my ''Diccker'' to the Max  :trollface:

granted your Dicker max is now so gigantic a T92 couldn't miss it while driving full speed on the other side of the map....

I wish 90's request was over on the radio to many bad songs with even worsed memories  :trollface:

SidewalkOfPain #60 Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:49 AM

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Granted, but now they mostly do Justin Bieber and "Gangsta"-Rap

I wish for happiness.





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