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Arkhell #61 Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:52 AM

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View PostSidewalkOfPain, on 24 September 2013 - 11:49 AM, said:

Granted, but now they mostly do Justin Bieber and "Gangsta"-Rap

I wish for happiness.

granted:
Posted Image

here is a nice happiness stock foto for you.

I wish I wish, for a little kiss.

Garrolus #62 Posted 24 September 2013 - 01:04 PM

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Granted:

I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me

There.

I wish I had AMX 50 Foch 155.

AIDSkillz #63 Posted 24 September 2013 - 01:29 PM

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Granted. But you get only tomato teams and unicum enemys and lag spikes.

I wish my girlfriend had less stress...

Arkhell #64 Posted 24 September 2013 - 01:50 PM

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View PostAIDSkillz, on 24 September 2013 - 01:29 PM, said:

Granted. But you get only tomato teams and unicum enemys and lag spikes.

I wish my girlfriend had less stress...

granted, she is now dosed with valium 24/7 no stress not reaction no emotion nothing just chill.

I wish my GF had bigger... bewbs

Garrolus #65 Posted 24 September 2013 - 01:53 PM

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Granted: Your GF is now Beth Smith Chapman

I wish this never ending workday would come to an end.

sotamies1 #66 Posted 24 September 2013 - 01:53 PM

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Your GF gets bigger tits, but everytime she tries to hug you, you suffocate.
I wish I didnt have flu.
E: goddamn ninjaposters. Garrolus: Your boss comes and fires you and now you dont get money to buy gold

Edited by sotamies1, 24 September 2013 - 02:06 PM.


Arkhell #67 Posted 24 September 2013 - 01:57 PM

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View PostGarrolus, on 24 September 2013 - 01:53 PM, said:

Granted: Your GF is now Beth Smith Chapman
I wish this never ending workday would come to an end.

granted you are fired


View Postsotamies1, on 24 September 2013 - 01:53 PM, said:

Your GF gets bigger tits, but everytime she tries to hug you, you suffocate.
don't care had epic boobages

I wish I didnt have flu.

granted flu gone aids recieved.

i wish i wish for a little fish

AIDSkillz #68 Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:00 PM

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View PostGarrolus, on 24 September 2013 - 01:53 PM, said:

Granted: Your GF is now Beth Smith Chapman

I wish this never ending workday would come to an end.

Granted. But tomorow its gonna be twice as long.

View Postsotamies1, on 24 September 2013 - 01:53 PM, said:

Your GF gets bigger tits, but everytime she tries to hug you, you suffocate.


I wish I didnt have flu.

Granted. But due to some strange sideeffects you see every thing in grayscale.

I wish i could quit smoking.

SidewalkOfPain #69 Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:34 PM

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You manage to have the willpower to do so, but your new-found abilities grant you the far-sight to see that you may never truly achieve anything in life that is truly worth remembering.

I wish for my wish to be wished by the next person to wish a wish.

Shegzor #70 Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:54 PM

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Allright. I tell Captain Picard your wish.
Posted Image
"Make it so!"

Unfortunately, the Borg come out of nowhere and assimilate the whole starfleet and everybody in this thread. Except for you. They don't like you.

I wish Steam was done updating DotA2 already, it's taking forever for some reason...

keyres #71 Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:43 PM

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Granted, but due to a very strange glitch, your PC explodes (sorry, valve takes no responsibility in exploding PCs, so no indemnity for you). Floppy drive sent flying by that explosion destroys your favourite Ming-dynasty vase and you cry (sorry for that, I know that I'm a terrible person).

I wish this was a wish you would all be unable to corrupt with your wicked minds, and that it would grant a single piece of popcorn to everyone on planet Earth.

Darth_Woras #72 Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:29 PM

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View Postkeyres, on 24 September 2013 - 07:43 PM, said:

I wish this was a wish you would all be unable to corrupt with your wicked minds, and that it would grant a single piece of popcorn to everyone on planet Earth.
Granted. Now quantum AI corupts your wish. Also popcorn was poisoned - everybody dead.

I wish for invulnerability.


Ubertoaster #73 Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:25 PM

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Granted.
Now You don't age.
Everyone You know dies.
Everything You live for gets older and dies.
You spend countless of hours, until the last moments of Terra Prime, regretting your wish.
I wish for one billion dollars.
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Edited by Ubertoaster, 24 September 2013 - 09:26 PM.


Darth_Woras #74 Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:41 PM

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View PostUbertoaster, on 24 September 2013 - 09:25 PM, said:

I wish for one billion dollars.
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Granted.
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I wish for KV-5 penetration buff.

Edited by Darth_Woras, 24 September 2013 - 09:41 PM.


Ulfarr #75 Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:22 PM

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Granted. KV-5's gun now has an impressive 278mm penetration rating. However, now every shot at R2D2 has a 64% chance to  eliminate your whole crew.

I wish I had  a few croissants along my coffee,  for breakfast tomorrow.

Darth_Woras #76 Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:24 PM

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View PostUlfarr, on 24 September 2013 - 10:22 PM, said:

I wish I had  a few croissants along my coffee,  for breakfast tomorrow.
Granted. But tomorrow never cames because of apocalypse today.

I wish for pizza.

SakkiHime #77 Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:03 PM

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Granted. However, there was a finger of the cook inside the Pizza. you ate it, started suffocate(with finger's bones), and the ambulance was too long for rescuing you. you died.
.
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I wish I had a portal gun

Edited by YasuriNanami, 24 September 2013 - 11:04 PM.


kierogonal #78 Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:39 AM

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Granted, you get a portal gun. however the portal takes you to the moon without a spacesuit.

I wish SerB became nice

K_A #79 Posted 25 September 2013 - 07:16 AM

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View Postkierogonal, on 25 September 2013 - 12:39 AM, said:

Granted, you get a portal gun. however the portal takes you to the moon without a spacesuit.

I wish SerB became nice
Granted, he is now nice. All tanks are free and all tiers are filled with blood red tomatoes.


I wish I had more time to sleep every night.

basin79 #80 Posted 25 September 2013 - 07:23 AM

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View PostK_A, on 25 September 2013 - 07:16 AM, said:

Granted, he is now nice. All tanks are free and all tiers are filled with blood red tomatoes.
(No change there then).



I wish I had more time to sleep every night.



Granted. You now have time to sleep at night. However for every minute you sleep you age a day.


I wish my working day goes fast.





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