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Hungarian_Patriot #1 Posted 23 October 2013 - 11:34 AM

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Step one: start the game

Step two: choose any vehicles in your garage

Step three: click battle, just to be thrown into a battle where you are the absolute bottom tier

Step four: do your best while top tier heavies die with 0-200 damage done

Step five: press Alt+F4 right after you get horribly murdered by an enemy you can't pen from any angle.

Repeat next day.

Tall_Toot #2 Posted 23 October 2013 - 11:39 AM

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Bad day luvvie??
Edit - And for someone with 1300 battles in the Pz 1C to be complaining about pen issues, well what do you expect?

Edited by Tall_Toot, 23 October 2013 - 04:34 PM.


wsatnutter #3 Posted 23 October 2013 - 11:40 AM

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are you saying mm is trolling you I doubt it m8
you need to learn to help the top tiers if you go in like Rambo your coming out like badly burnt pizza
when  u are down the food chain help feed the top fishes and you will survive on their morsels whilst gaining a better under standing of the game as for the top heavys doing jack everyone has a bad day at the office
good luck tomorrow

Edited by wsatnutter, 23 October 2013 - 11:40 AM.


TacPenguin #4 Posted 23 October 2013 - 11:42 AM

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Wanna hug? :trollface:

Pioneeri #5 Posted 23 October 2013 - 11:43 AM

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That was fast.

Geralt_z_Rivii365 #6 Posted 23 October 2013 - 11:44 AM

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U cant help top tiers if my tier 6 t-34 85 is doing 900dmg while is3 and kt is doing 376 and 528 dmg... Simply in some battles u just cant :smile:

BravelyRanAway #7 Posted 23 October 2013 - 11:51 AM

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View PostHungarian_Patriot, on 23 October 2013 - 11:34 AM, said:

Step one: start the game

Step two: choose any vehicles in your garage

Step three: click battle, just to be thrown into a battle where you are the absolute bottom tier

Step four: do your best while top tier heavies die with 0-200 damage done

Step five: press Alt+F4 right after you get horribly murdered by an enemy you can't pen from any angle.

Repeat next day.
Step one: start the game
Step two: choose any tier X vehicle in your garage
Step three: click battle, just to be thrown into a battle where you are the absolute top tier
Step four: do your best while low tier heavies die with 0-200 damage done
Step five: Make the enemy Alt+F4 right after you horribly murder them with a pen from a good angle.
Repeat next day.

:blinky:

Statpadderer #8 Posted 23 October 2013 - 11:56 AM

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View PostHungarian_Patriot, on 23 October 2013 - 11:34 AM, said:

Step one: start the game

Step two: choose any vehicles in your garage

Step three: click battle, just to be thrown into a battle where you are the absolute bottom tier

Step four: do your best while top tier heavies die with 0-200 damage done

Step five: press Alt+F4 right after you get horribly murdered by an enemy you can't pen from any angle.

Repeat next day.

Step six: Create whine thread on forum.

Arkhell #9 Posted 23 October 2013 - 01:02 PM

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step one: start the game
step two: choose any tank in your garage
step three: click battle and get put into a rnadom battle at a random tier linked to your vihicle
step four: do your best while most of your team does what they do best, not much. but you and prolly atleast 1 other player try their best.
step five: see a tank you need to damage but can't under this angle, get around it or load premium ammo and tear him a new one.
step six: laugh at said player rage at you in chat and then ALT-F4 with a final insult, make sure to report him for bad language though.
step seven: go to the forum and see that player having created a thread about gold ammo/cheaters etc and laugh even harder.
repeat the next day

keyres #10 Posted 23 October 2013 - 07:01 PM

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View PostArkhell, on 23 October 2013 - 01:02 PM, said:

step one: start the game
step two: choose any tank in your garage
step three: click battle and get put into a rnadom battle at a random tier linked to your vihicle
step four: do your best while most of your team does what they do best, not much. but you and prolly atleast 1 other player try their best.
step five: see a tank you need to damage but can't under this angle, get around it or load premium ammo and tear him a new one.
step six: laugh at said player rage at you in chat and then ALT-F4 with a final insult, make sure to report him for bad language though.
step seven: go to the forum and see that player having created a thread about gold ammo/cheaters etc and laugh even harder.
repeat the next day
Cheaterz!
Here goes my way:
1. Play some good music in the background (that one actually really helps)
Remember that playing WoT is like courting a lady : don't rush, unless there are signs to do so, don't be aggressive, unless the situation is to your favour.
2. Play alone, do your very best with tier 4 tank against those goddamn KV-1S, get raped in the end and see that your top tiers did potato level damage
At this point you will be under illusion that if you take a higher tier tank you will get a better match
3. Play alone, do your very best with tier 7 tank against those goddamn E-75s, get raped in the end and see that your top tiers did potato level damage
At this point you will be under illusion that if you take a higher tier tank you will get a better match
4. Play alone, do your very best with tier 10 tank against those goddamn TDs, get raped in the end and see that your other top tiers did potato level damage
At this point you will rage for 10 seconds, but stay cool here comes the solution!
5. Find someone to toon with or quit at this very moment
Someone from clan (or some friend of yours) is probably best option, though a random dude you've met earlier will do if you lack other options
6. Rolfstomp random battles...
6*.... till you meet a goddamn EFE-toon get raped in the end and see that your non-toon team-mates did potato level damage
Feel as some small part of you dies...
7. Repeat step 6 till you are hungry or bored
8. Say "Cya later guys, and thanks for the games!" to your toon-mates
Last step is important, you can behave like a d*ck all day to random strangers, but never to someone you want/will meet later.

Edited by keyres, 23 October 2013 - 07:45 PM.


Fenomenmusic #11 Posted 23 October 2013 - 07:05 PM

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How to play it properly?

1. Start the game
2. Select a tank from your garage
3. Click on the battle, analyse the possible match-ups fast like a blink, then click on Cancel
4. Choose a tank from the most played tier in that time
5. Profit

Even more better with platoons.




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