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LargeFeline #1 Posted 12 November 2013 - 06:21 PM

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Find the first part here. iScending, please don't move this thread to off-topic. I promise i won't be a douchebag in any future topics or comments.
Here are some suggests from the comments in Pt.1, that i couldn't resist putting here:
Yo mamma so fat she does not even need to turn sideways to roadblock.
Yo mamma so fat that when she goes into a lake, it floos the whole map and everyone drowns.
Yo mamma so fat, she needs the Mount Everest to go hulldown.
Yo mamma so fat, that an AT-8 can hide it's cupola behind her.
Yo mamma is such a whore, even a T7 can penetrate her.
Yo mamma so dumb, she thinks WoT is not pay-to-win.
Yo mamma so fat, she can destroy a Maus by ramming.
Yo mama so fat she doesn't get to club seals.
Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention to the minimap.
Yo momma's so fat that she uses E-100 tracks for a belt.
Yo mama is so fat a TOG II* hides behind her - lengthways
Yo mama's so fat, she blocks a flank by herself.
Yo mama's so dumb, she shoots APCR at arty.
Yo mama's so fat, she sees Waffels on tracks since 8.9.
Yo mama's so fat, WG hides their money in her fat.
Yo mama's so fat, she was a German WW2 tank project.
Yo mama's so dumb, she drowns in Himmelsdorf.
Yo mama's so fat, she wont make it into Ruinberg.
Yo mama so fat, when killed, enemy gets pools medal.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need to move to kill the enemy team, she's already crushed them at the beginning!
Yo mama's so fat, that scouts climb her for best spotting.
Yo mama`s so fat, she can be on both CW maps at same time.
Yo mama`s so poor, cannot afford gold shells.
Yo mama`s so polite, she siemka everybody.
Yo mama's so fat, that she joined ESL because she thought it stands for Eating Sports League.
Yo mama's so fat, she exits to garage when she gets the map "Steppes".
Yo mama so fat she ramkills full-HP KV-5's like nothing.
Yo mama's so fat that makes the Maus look like a light tank.
Yo mama's so buffed, that SerB will apply a bigger nerf than german tanks to her.
And here are some of my own that i could think of:
Yo mama so fat, she can circle whole maps.
Yo mama so fat, medium tanks run out of fuel when they try to circle her.
Yo mama so fat, she gets spotted immediately on Malinovka.
Yo mama so fat, she gets spotting damage for the whole enemy team.
Yo mama so fat she gets spotted every game she plays.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't KS, she KE.
Yo mama so fat, she never gets "fed up" with WoT.
Yo mama so fat, when someone clicks on the map, everyone thinks he is pointing at yo mama.
Yo mama so dumb, when she is being said "Fall back", she falls on her back.
Yo mama so fat, when she asks for help, people propose her weight loss programs.
Yo mama so fat, she equals 100 tier points.
Yo mama so fat, the team battle mode says: 42 tier points or yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on an M3 Lee and made an ELC AMX.
Yo mama so fat, the only exerscise she gets, is calling you for dinner.
Yo mama so fat, she is called "The fattest E-100 driver"
Yo mama so fat, that people use her BMI for her Power to weight ratio.
Yo mama so stupid, she looked up "Cheat codez for WoT"
Yo mama so fat, if she gets in a tank, it can only go downhill.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed in front of me, the game ended.
Yo mama so fat, when a shell misses her, her gravity pulls it back.
Yo mama so nasty, when she drives the Durchbruchswagen 2, people mistake her for a DouchbagWagen2.
Yo mama so fat, she is called the F-tank.
Yo mama so fat, she is often called "The Bus"
Yo mama so dumb and fat, when she sees a TOG 2, she asks the driver for Hot Dogs.
Yo mama so fat, her breach is 300mm+.
Yo mama so fat, she is called BM 500Y
Yo mama so fat, she literally carries games.
Yo mama so fat, she has to be repaired in 3 days.
Yo mama so fat, her tanks has an echo.
Yo mama so fat, she gets spotted when she runs.
Yo mama so fat, she can only turn her turret at 90 degrees.
Yo mama so fat, she can play with herself in the training room.
Yo mama so fat, only she knows what is to be slow.
Yo mama so fat, she needs Quality, Lend-Lease, 100-octane and 105-octane oil to get an engine power increase.
Yo mama so fat, she needs her own tech tree.
Yo mama so fat, she is mistaken for terrain.
Yo mama so fat, she acts like the train on Himmelsdorf.
Feel free to post your own ideas. Please don't troll in the comments just -1 me if you don't like the content.
Edit: This is clearly made with an entertaining purpose.

Edited by LargeFeline, 12 November 2013 - 06:39 PM.


monthey_ #2 Posted 12 November 2013 - 07:31 PM

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Yo mama so fat, when a shell misses her, her gravity pulls it back.

^^ priceless XD ^^

Kajo86 #3 Posted 12 November 2013 - 07:49 PM

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Yo mama so fat, she sat on an M3 Lee and made an ELC AMX.


ahahaha best one! :D

TinyViking #4 Posted 12 November 2013 - 08:29 PM

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OP please post in the correct section. I've already moved your previous topic so I would assume you'd have known this already.

LUNSSI #5 Posted 12 November 2013 - 08:36 PM

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this belongs in whatever language section it hails from. It certainly isnt English and quite frankly it is about as funny as cancer.

DingIsHere #6 Posted 12 November 2013 - 08:43 PM

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I'm surprised this didnt get junked rather than moved for obvious reasons...

KungFury #7 Posted 12 November 2013 - 10:31 PM

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Yo mama is so fat, not even 29s WT-E100s can kill her in 12 secs
Yo mama is so fat, she gets stuck between the buildings in Himmelsdorf
Yo mama is so fat, she even gets spotted by the MS-1 at 500m
Yo mama is so fat, even JgE100 has better camo then her
Yo mama is so ugly, that the enemy crew dies when they see her

Effing_Drako #8 Posted 12 November 2013 - 10:42 PM

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Yo mamma so stupid she fed the maus some cheese

Fighter167 #9 Posted 15 November 2013 - 02:38 PM

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View PostLargeFeline, on 12 November 2013 - 06:21 PM, said:

Find the first part here. iScending, please don't move this thread to off-topic. I promise i won't be a douchebag in any future topics or comments.Here are some suggests from the comments in Pt.1, that i couldn't resist putting here:Yo mamma so fat she does not even need to turn sideways to roadblock.Yo mamma so fat that when she goes into a lake, it floos the whole map and everyone drowns.Yo mamma so fat, she needs the Mount Everest to go hulldown.Yo mamma so fat, that an AT-8 can hide it's cupola behind her.Yo mamma is such a whore, even a T7 can penetrate her.Yo mamma so dumb, she thinks WoT is not pay-to-win.Yo mamma so fat, she can destroy a Maus by ramming.Yo mama so fat she doesn't get to club seals.Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention to the minimap.Yo momma's so fat that she uses E-100 tracks for a belt.Yo mama is so fat a TOG II* hides behind her - lengthwaysYo mama's so fat, she blocks a flank by herself.Yo mama's so dumb, she shoots APCR at arty.Yo mama's so fat, she sees Waffels on tracks since 8.9.Yo mama's so fat, WG hides their money in her fat.Yo mama's so fat, she was a German WW2 tank project.Yo mama's so dumb, she drowns in Himmelsdorf.Yo mama's so fat, she wont make it into Ruinberg.Yo mama so fat, when killed, enemy gets pools medal.Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need to move to kill the enemy team, she's already crushed them at the beginning!Yo mama's so fat, that scouts climb her for best spotting.Yo mama`s so fat, she can be on both CW maps at same time.Yo mama`s so poor, cannot afford gold shells.Yo mama`s so polite, she siemka everybody.Yo mama's so fat, that she joined ESL because she thought it stands for Eating Sports League.Yo mama's so fat, she exits to garage when she gets the map "Steppes".Yo mama so fat she ramkills full-HP KV-5's like nothing.Yo mama's so fat that makes the Maus look like a light tank.Yo mama's so buffed, that SerB will apply a bigger nerf than german tanks to her.And here are some of my own that i could think of:Yo mama so fat, she can circle whole maps.Yo mama so fat, medium tanks run out of fuel when they try to circle her.Yo mama so fat, she gets spotted immediately on Malinovka.Yo mama so fat, she gets spotting damage for the whole enemy team.Yo mama so fat she gets spotted every game she plays.Yo mama so fat, she doesn't KS, she KE.Yo mama so fat, she never gets "fed up" with WoT.Yo mama so fat, when someone clicks on the map, everyone thinks he is pointing at yo mama.Yo mama so dumb, when she is being said "Fall back", she falls on her back.Yo mama so fat, when she asks for help, people propose her weight loss programs.Yo mama so fat, she equals 100 tier points.Yo mama so fat, the team battle mode says: 42 tier points or yo mama.Yo mama so fat, she sat on an M3 Lee and made an ELC AMX.Yo mama so fat, the only exerscise she gets, is calling you for dinner.Yo mama so fat, she is called "The fattest E-100 driver"Yo mama so fat, that people use her BMI for her Power to weight ratio.Yo mama so stupid, she looked up "Cheat codez for WoT"Yo mama so fat, if she gets in a tank, it can only go downhill.Yo mama so fat, when she passed in front of me, the game ended.Yo mama so fat, when a shell misses her, her gravity pulls it back.Yo mama so nasty, when she drives the Durchbruchswagen 2, people mistake her for a DouchbagWagen2.Yo mama so fat, she is called the F-tank.Yo mama so fat, she is often called "The Bus"Yo mama so dumb and fat, when she sees a TOG 2, she asks the driver for Hot Dogs.Yo mama so fat, her breach is 300mm+.Yo mama so fat, she is called BM 500YYo mama so fat, she literally carries games.Yo mama so fat, she has to be repaired in 3 days.Yo mama so fat, her tanks has an echo.Yo mama so fat, she gets spotted when she runs.Yo mama so fat, she can only turn her turret at 90 degrees.Yo mama so fat, she can play with herself in the training room.Yo mama so fat, only she knows what is to be slow.Yo mama so fat, she needs Quality, Lend-Lease, 100-octane and 105-octane oil to get an engine power increase.Yo mama so fat, she needs her own tech tree.Yo mama so fat, she is mistaken for terrain.Yo mama so fat, she acts like the train on Himmelsdorf.Feel free to post your own ideas. Please don't troll in the comments just -1 me if you don't like the content.Edit: This is clearly made with an entertaining purpose.
You need to be realy stupid to whrite this


Effing_Drako #10 Posted 15 November 2013 - 05:02 PM

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and you need to have no sense of humor not to laugh

GiraffeInATopHat #11 Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:07 AM

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Yo mamma so fat she needs the death star to knock her out.

CuteGargoyle #12 Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:20 AM

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View PostFighter167, on 15 November 2013 - 02:38 PM, said:

You need to be realy stupid to whrite this

Priceless.........just priceless.




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