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Devilthorn #1 Posted 12 December 2013 - 08:05 PM

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WoT Tanker´s Prayer

 

Dear Gods of WarGaming,

Do not punish me with idiotic MM.

Do not let the morons get into my team.

Give wisdom and skills to my scouts.

Do my SPGs to be accurate and deadly.

Medium tanks should be smart and provide support to others.

Make my TDs to be hidden on snipe and should not ding enemies.

Finally, make my heavy tanks are not coward campers,

but brave knights who are destroying everything on their path.

 

I promise that I will not insult my teammates,

swear at them and calling them names,

throw my mouse and keyboard to break.

Give me a wisdom too, because if you give me just a strenght (skill),

I'll kill my whole team, I swear by my Credits and Free Expirience

:justwait:

 

By Devilthorn



soops #2 Posted 13 December 2013 - 12:54 AM

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Hmmm, I made up a Wot Players Prayer back in may of this year when we were joking around in chat. Saved it so here's mine.

 

~~The Wot Players Prayer.
Dear Lord, be it in your heart to save me?
From the lemming train and the simple of brain,
For the cowards who desert me,
To those who watch me die whist they,
Weak of heart and shallow of spirit,
Do cower behind the big rock at the edge of the map...you know the one...you do it's the one where arty can't get you so they sit there all the while helping no-one.


I do implore thee Lord,
Please save me from these clowns,
The lemmings who march to die,
The "Flank is open I cry! I'm the only one here.....!"
Under onslaught I try to hold a surging tide but all to no avail,
But, heed me not do they, when I tell them I am gone and the door is open.
And in despair, I see their lights extinguished on the map....yes the map, bottom corner,do you see it now? yes that's it....bloody use it next time!
Once more I have to to bite back a groan,
Or hang my head and moan,
When will these idiots learn,


Please smite them O’Lord, a simple clip around the ear will do, maybe it’ll knock some sense into them, well one can hope anyway.
Oh save me,
Amen
 



Devilthorn #3 Posted 13 December 2013 - 09:42 AM

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I have to admit, your version looks much better as prayer. Comparing to your, my version sound like an demand or request :glasses:

FERRARIUK #4 Posted 15 December 2013 - 10:24 PM

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It will never happen, people will allways moan even if they have nothing to moan about

AllyourKitty #5 Posted 16 December 2013 - 12:00 AM

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I pray to the one true god, the RNG god.

CuddlyPanda #6 Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:19 AM

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View PostAllyourKitty, on 16 December 2013 - 12:00 AM, said:

I pray to the one true god, the RNG god.

 

And he is not a merciful god.



The_Porkchop_Express #7 Posted 16 December 2013 - 01:21 AM

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View PostCsabaNagy77, on 16 December 2013 - 12:14 AM, said:

Pozz,

Heh tek sam dosao do 5ice ... do 8 mi treba bar dva mj.

Pozzo
Eh I just came to 5 ice ... 8 I need at least two months*

That's what it translates to---------> man whatever his smoking i want some :tongue:



Khul #8 Posted 16 December 2013 - 03:10 AM

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View Postsoops, on 12 December 2013 - 11:54 PM, said:

Hmmm, I made up a Wot Players Prayer back in may of this year when we were joking around in chat. Saved it so here's mine.

 

~~The Wot Players Prayer.
Dear Lord, be it in your heart to save me?
From the lemming train and the simple of brain,
For the cowards who desert me,
To those who watch me die whist they,
Weak of heart and shallow of spirit,
Do cower behind the big rock at the edge of the map...you know the one...you do it's the one where arty can't get you so they sit there all the while helping no-one.


I do implore thee Lord,
Please save me from these clowns,
The lemmings who march to die,
The "Flank is open I cry! I'm the only one here.....!"
Under onslaught I try to hold a surging tide but all to no avail,
But, heed me not do they, when I tell them I am gone and the door is open.
And in despair, I see their lights extinguished on the map....yes the map, bottom corner,do you see it now? yes that's it....bloody use it next time!
Once more I have to to bite back a groan,
Or hang my head and moan,
When will these idiots learn,


Please smite them O’Lord, a simple clip around the ear will do, maybe it’ll knock some sense into them, well one can hope anyway.
Oh save me,
Amen
 


You've just made me jealous I didn't write this, which for a post on a forum is the highest compliment I can think to give.



Devilthorn #9 Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:56 AM

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View Post209rat, on 16 December 2013 - 01:21 AM, said:

Pozzo
Eh I just came to 5 ice ... 8 I need at least two months*

That's what it translates to---------> man whatever his smoking i want some :tongue:

It means:

"Hello (short slang version)

Eh, I just get tier 5 (tank, TD, or whatever he drowe at that moment)... I need at least two months to reach tier 8"

As you could see, this player wasn´t smoke anything, but typing on his native language. Also your language seems like Swahili to some people ;)

P.S.

Little tip, don´t use Google Tran, it really su*ks


Edited by Devilthorn, 22 December 2013 - 09:57 AM.





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