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Hazza1803 #1 Posted 11 January 2014 - 06:37 PM

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Hi,

 

I've finally reached 5k battles and thought I'd say about my first game.

Warning: This may be extremely Biased and Far-Fetched.

 

I Came to the game, nooby, alone, no clue-y. I entered my first battle and looked at my teammates. I didn't forget my siemka if not I'd be forgetting good luck to all, and I also put some other stuff like 'sa?' and 'cz?'. It was malinovka and I was ready. My British tank would stand out in the crowd with it's amazing camo and decals littered on the metal. I pressed W slowly and rolled out.

 

I hid in a house for a bit, admiring the amazing woodwork, and staring out of the window. At this time, I knew not of the existence of the magical 'SHIFT' key. Suddenly, while I was glaring out of the window, A tank drove past. I opened fire, holding my LMB. 1 Flimsy shell fell out of the barrel. I thought it was strange that they'd put it in blue when you have damaged a tank, as red would be more logical, or even yellow. I realised I had to keep clicking, so I put both of my index fingers on the mouse and rapidly clicked my mouse. That day, I lost a mouse, but I luckily had another.

 

I finally killed the tank and I was almost dancing in my chair (Impossible). There was a beautiful -1 next to my name, I knew that that meant I had made their team lose -1 tanks. Suddenly my name turned blue, and I obviously knew that meant I was the best here, I had the only kill! I had 2 tanks next to me, when I pressed tab they had 2s next to their names. They must have meant they were second best in the game. I decided to take my picture with them, so I pressed V and pointed the camera at us. I couldn't see my gun, nor the front of the turret, I didn't know why.

 

I saw that by now almost all of their tanks were gone. I decided to run across the field. There I was, at a High speed of 26 km/h racing across the field. A red tank appeared to my left flank. I knew I had brought I large repair kit with me for only 20k credits so that obviously 'repaired' my accuracy. I took shots on the move like a pro, using auto-aim like the deep-voiced man had taught me in the tutorial.

 

Somebody else killed him because they were camping, so I was sure to call him a noob. I made it to their base, and I realised it was me versus 1 other guy on their team. I got into cap and waited. The cap got to 96 when he started to cap. I had to reset. I rushed off cap just in time and ran back across the field. I only had 26 HP left, but that wouldn't stop me. I got to the houses and spotted him. I managed to shoot him once before backing back in.

 

I had read on the forums that showing your rear was an excellent idea, followed by some ':trollface:' face. It looked like a smile of helpful-ness, so I decided to show the other T1 who knew more about this game. I backed out, rear first, he unloaded what I could analyse to be an autoloader. Most shells missed but It took me to 1 HP. Before he could reload, I decided to get back into cover, without shooting to not waste time. I was not paying attention to the cap counter and it was at 98. I knew that a skilled soldier would spare his life to tank another day, so I waited for him to cap the base. I saw stars in chat, that must've meant how many stars they would give me if they could rate me out of ten. One guy gave me ******* **** and another gave me *****. I must've been really good.

 

That day, I learnt the true meaning of world of tanks. To camp. Mine name stood blue in the garage too. Reminding me of my excellence towards tanking. I was so proud.


Edited by Hazza1803, 12 January 2014 - 01:04 PM.


Desyatnik_Pansy #2 Posted 11 January 2014 - 06:39 PM

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You lied to me.



wsatnutter #3 Posted 11 January 2014 - 06:41 PM

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hazza you cannot count shall I demote you to a scrub on jankers u aint got to 5k battles or are you on mums sherry bottle

Banelord300 #4 Posted 11 January 2014 - 06:42 PM

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Come back in 33 battles and then we can talk :tongue:.

Hazza1803 #5 Posted 11 January 2014 - 06:51 PM

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Lol it's the delayed updating of WG database for the forum

Hazza1803 #6 Posted 11 January 2014 - 06:56 PM

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View PostBanelord300, on 11 January 2014 - 05:42 PM, said:

Come back in 33 battles and then we can talk :tongue:.

33, Makes 4996.


Even though as I said above ^


Edited by Hazza1803, 11 January 2014 - 06:56 PM.


Homer_J #7 Posted 11 January 2014 - 07:01 PM

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View PostHazza1803, on 11 January 2014 - 05:51 PM, said:

Lol it's the delayed updating of WG database for the forum

 

You probably have a premium tank which is missing from the website.

 

WG are going to fix it SoonTM



Hazza1803 #8 Posted 11 January 2014 - 07:05 PM

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View PostHomer_J, on 11 January 2014 - 06:01 PM, said:

 

You probably have a premium tank which is missing from the website.

 

WG are going to fix it SoonTM


Lol. Nobody bother about the OP



Woody1999 #9 Posted 11 January 2014 - 07:17 PM

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^ Interesting. Is it real or not?

-

Woody



RePlayBoy101 #10 Posted 11 January 2014 - 07:19 PM

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happy 12 k to me

 



Hazza1803 #11 Posted 11 January 2014 - 07:22 PM

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View PostWoody1999, on 11 January 2014 - 06:17 PM, said:

^ Interesting. Is it real or not?

-

Woody

Maybe..



Jigabachi #12 Posted 11 January 2014 - 07:26 PM

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View PostHazza1803, on 11 January 2014 - 07:05 PM, said:


Lol. Nobody bother about the OP


Add paragraphs, that should help.

And change the size of the warning to 10 and the colour to this one, maybe people read over it then...


Edited by Jigabachi, 11 January 2014 - 07:28 PM.


Hazza1803 #13 Posted 11 January 2014 - 07:42 PM

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XD. Negrep

GiraffeInATopHat #14 Posted 11 January 2014 - 08:45 PM

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CALCULATOR!!!

del502150176 #15 Posted 12 January 2014 - 05:07 AM

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TLDR... haven't seen a single good topic from you OP, putting on ignore to hide your content....

Oh well, cr*p forum engine... already on ignore list and it does not work...


Edited by korpakukac, 12 January 2014 - 05:09 AM.


Hazza1803 #16 Posted 12 January 2014 - 12:56 PM

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View Postkorpakukac, on 12 January 2014 - 04:07 AM, said:

TLDR... haven't seen a single good topic from you OP, putting on ignore to hide your content....

Oh well, cr*p forum engine... already on ignore list and it does not work...


Highly appreciated. Maybe you haven't seen a good one because you don't read them?


Edited by Hazza1803, 12 January 2014 - 01:02 PM.


_Antipathy #17 Posted 12 January 2014 - 03:27 PM

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Happy birthday my friend ^^




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