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7LV #1 Posted 09 February 2014 - 01:46 AM

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Humour & fun are regularly missing in the WG forum.

So on a none serious side !!!

From all the in-game World Of Tanks vehicles.

 

Look in a mirror & what tank do you see yourself as....

 

Have fun.

 

Think of it as an alternative to Real life. (I would like to be a).....because.

 

 

 

If you were a tank, what tank would you be?

 

 



frmp #2 Posted 09 February 2014 - 01:47 AM

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THIS is me :)

so next patch, you can visit me sometimes on the battlefield hopefully


Edited by Onkelknut, 09 February 2014 - 01:49 AM.


tanker_ganker #3 Posted 09 February 2014 - 01:55 AM

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View PostOnkelknut, on 09 February 2014 - 01:47 AM, said:

THIS is me :)

so next patch, you can visit me sometimes on the battlefield hopefully

OP, nerf it!!!!

 

Matilda


Edited by tanker_ganker, 09 February 2014 - 02:54 AM.


Desyatnik_Pansy #4 Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:10 AM

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Note that I'm writing this in the sense of the WoT Take on this tank, not the real life tank. As well, while many tanks could use the same.. "personification", that I am giving it, I am choosing the one I overall prefer.

 

So, what tank would I be? JagdPanzer IV.

 

Small, nimble and feeble little rat (sounds just like me :veryhappy:) with unreliable armour. That relates to me being, well, a somewhat small and feeble person in reality.

"Iffy" gun; not amazing in any aspect but not too bad; that relates to my attitude. I can be a nice guy and an evil guy; that all depends on how I'm feeling, as well as how close I am to someone (I tend to be considerably more evil towards people I've known for lengthy periods of time).

Limited gun traverse (you know, it's a turretless TD). I'd say that relates to me being quite a one-sided person with my opinions, though I am always open to being overruled in arguments if mine is wrong or the other person is simply providing a better argument of their own.

Fast but with unreliable armour. I'm actually decent at sprinting in real life, came out among the top normally in PE Classes (despite my hatred for the subject and complete isolation from it later on) during 100m sprints. Buuutt, that comes with a price; I am VERY inactive. I'm a lazy bugger and that means I get tired out very quickly.

 

So, shortening that down; I'm an evil little one-sided rat, whom left to his own devices could probably destroy a lot of stuff, if I could be bothered to do so. :veryhappy:



Effing_Drako #5 Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:11 AM

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Kv1 Slow and lazy But i shrugg stuff off as it comes

Edited by drakozaurs, 09 February 2014 - 02:12 AM.


LazyJustice #6 Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:15 AM

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WT E100 
Big, Buffed and Annoying

Merquise #7 Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:24 AM

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KV-2

imperiumgraecum #8 Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:26 AM

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Pre-8.6 M4 Sherman with HEAT
 

Cheater, abuser, molester of noob players, for my own subconscious carnal desires


Edited by imperiumgraecum, 09 February 2014 - 02:28 AM.


XxXSpottedYouXxX #9 Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:32 AM

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Kaarif #10 Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:44 AM

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Type 5 Chi-Ri because "exp. model, heavy 45 tons, hold for tech intell."

 

 


Edited by Kaarif, 09 February 2014 - 03:26 AM.


Dr_LoVe69_makesWoTgreat #11 Posted 09 February 2014 - 03:18 AM

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E 50 M Beauty and the Beast.

RandomBlank #12 Posted 09 February 2014 - 08:31 AM

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KV-2. Thin-skinned heavyweight troll.

Erapin #13 Posted 09 February 2014 - 08:53 AM

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PzKpfw IV  - The allrounder.

 

A gun good enough to snipe a bit.

An engine good enough to flank a bit.

Armour good enough to brawl a bit.

HP enough to take a bit of a beating.

 

No matter what's missing from your team, the PzKpfw IV can fill the role ;)



Harabeishio #14 Posted 09 February 2014 - 08:59 AM

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T-54 probably. Mobile and with a bite, can take hits.

not enough penetration...


Edited by Harabeishio, 09 February 2014 - 09:00 AM.


Baldrickk #15 Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:09 AM

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Probably the M3-Lee. Actually pretty good, but often underestimated. Would love to be the luchs though, cute and cuddly, but don't let that fool ya.

Harabeishio #16 Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:10 AM

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View PostBaldrickk, on 09 February 2014 - 09:09 AM, said:

Probably the M3-Lee. Actually pretty good, but often underestimated. Would love to be the luchs though, cute and cuddly, but don't let that fool ya.

 

Underestimated? that's one way to put it I guess.

 

I'd say hated.

 

But IMO, as Tier 4 TDs go, its not THAT bad.



panzeraustirol #17 Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:26 AM

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I would be LOLtraktor!

Justin666 #18 Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:00 AM

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I would be a T30 because i'm very competitive and i tend to use that tank hull down like you should just to smash everyones face in with its 155mm gun.

Dr_ownape #19 Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:22 AM

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Monster014 #20 Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:00 AM

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KV-2 all the way!




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