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Poll: If you could re-incarnate to next life? (25 members have cast votes)

You have to complete 250 battles in order to participate this poll.

What would you choose

  1. Male (3 votes [12.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.00%

  2. Female (7 votes [28.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.00%

  3. Animal (3 votes [12.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.00%

  4. Machine (3 votes [12.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.00%

  5. Alien being (6 votes [24.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 24.00%

  6. Some else (explain if you can/want to explain) (3 votes [12.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.00%

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Ham_Shank #1 Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:18 PM

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So what you would choose and could you open up your choice why?

 

 

 

 

I would chose to be female, simply cos:

 

-I am male and experience of being something else may or may not be interesting/funny

- Life span is short and there is only so much you can experience and learn while walking on earth

 


Edited by Ham_Shank, 13 February 2014 - 10:24 PM.


_Dunc_ #2 Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:34 PM

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You'd choose to be female?

 

Take it you're quite young then?

 

Wait until you've been present at the birth of your own children... Then you'll thank his noodley appendage you'll never have to pass something the size of a pineapple out of your undercarriage. 

 

Not to mention the other great thing about being male - the world is your toilet! Simply face away from any other people in vicinity, feet apart, unzip, release, shake, and you're all sorted. 



GemmaH #3 Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:38 PM

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View PostHam_Shank, on 13 February 2014 - 09:18 PM, said:

 

I would chose to be female,


not once a month you wouldnt :p



Ham_Shank #4 Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:41 PM

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View PostGemmaLou, on 13 February 2014 - 09:38 PM, said:


not once a month you wouldnt :p

Life is not walking on pedal of roses. That is part of life, it ain't always fair and it ain't always funny. You keep going.



Ham_Shank #5 Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:44 PM

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View Postduncham1, on 13 February 2014 - 09:34 PM, said:

You'd choose to be female?

 

Take it you're quite young then?

 

Wait until you've been present at the birth of your own children... Then you'll thank his noodley appendage you'll never have to pass something the size of a pineapple out of your undercarriage.

 

Not to mention the other great thing about being male - the world is your toilet! Simply face away from any other people in vicinity, feet apart, unzip, release, shake, and you're all sorted.

 

 

Well i am quite young and i don't have kids, but would not the change to experience the life of other gender be meaningfull.

 

 



_Dunc_ #6 Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:45 PM

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Also haircuts cost a fiver, take ten minutes, and don't need to be booked in advance.

 

No makeup either, and putting your face on simply involves deciding whether to scrape half your face with the least blunt razor you can find.

 

Or only needing to own four pairs of shoes max.

 

 



Ham_Shank #7 Posted 13 February 2014 - 10:53 PM

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View Postduncham1, on 13 February 2014 - 09:45 PM, said:

Also haircuts cost a fiver, take ten minutes, and don't need to be booked in advance.

 

No makeup either, and putting your face on simply involves deciding whether to scrape half your face with the least blunt razor you can find.

 

Or only needing to own four pairs of shoes max

Damn i have like 8-9 pair of sneakers and 3 pair of boots (leather comabt boots, working boots and safety boots)

 

Hair cut cost about 12-20 euros depending what you want. Bald is 12 and other stuff is 20.

 

well about make-up and shaving ya got a point.



John_Preston #8 Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:29 AM

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Machine...everything would be so much easier. 1 or 0

 

View PostHam_Shank, on 13 February 2014 - 10:53 PM, said:

Damn i have like 8-9 pair of sneakers and 3 pair of boots (leather comabt boots, working boots and safety boots)

 

Hair cut cost about 12-20 euros depending what you want. Bald is 12 and other stuff is 20.

 

well about make-up and shaving ya got a point.

So you are already a woman. :trollface:


Edited by John_Preston, 14 February 2014 - 12:31 AM.


Desyatnik_Pansy #9 Posted 14 February 2014 - 02:30 AM

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View Postduncham1, on 13 February 2014 - 09:34 PM, said:

You'd choose to be female?

 

Take it you're quite young then?

 

Wait until you've been present at the birth of your own children... Then you'll thank his noodley appendage you'll never have to pass something the size of a pineapple out of your undercarriage. 

 

Not to mention the other great thing about being male - the world is your toilet! Simply face away from any other people in vicinity, feet apart, unzip, release, shake, and you're all sorted. 

 

You do not know, how close you were to killing me because of laughter coupled with a racking cough because of that post. :veryhappy:

 

On topic though: I voted for "Something else". And that "something" would be a spiritual being; because that stuff's pretty cool.



Ham_Shank #10 Posted 14 February 2014 - 06:21 AM

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View PostJohn_Preston, on 13 February 2014 - 11:29 PM, said:

Machine...everything would be so much easier. 1 or 0

 

So you are already a woman. :trollface:

Is owning "few" pair of shoes, somehow crime for men?

 

 

Can't man have decent shoes and nice clothes.



Effing_Drako #11 Posted 14 February 2014 - 09:31 AM

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View PostHam_Shank, on 14 February 2014 - 05:21 AM, said:

Is owning "few" pair of shoes, somehow crime for men?

 

 

Can't man have decent shoes and nice clothes.

Not really



Ham_Shank #12 Posted 14 February 2014 - 10:08 AM

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View Postdrakozaurs, on 14 February 2014 - 08:31 AM, said:

Not really

Oh...

 

So i should burn my shoes and stuff and start to wear whiskey barrel and become local madman. Or just ingnore my crimes against Male gender and keep shopping...



Effing_Drako #13 Posted 14 February 2014 - 11:21 AM

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View PostHam_Shank, on 14 February 2014 - 09:08 AM, said:

Oh...

 

So i should burn my shoes and stuff and start to wear whiskey barrel and become local madman. Or just ingnore my crimes against Male gender and keep shopping...

i would choose the former



Ghostly_Poltergeist #14 Posted 14 February 2014 - 11:48 AM

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A Cat

 

  • Piss up peoples doors and shizzle
  • Sneak into other Cat Owners homes through the Cat flap and F@&£ S@!% Up
  • Get fed all day and never have to go to work (just sit there looking Cute)
  • Lounge and sleep all day long, cant be too bad
  • Hang out with your other Homie Cats in the street and Chill all day long
  • Steal cans of Alcohol from peoples sheds and get hammered all day with ya Tabby Pals

 

 

 

 



GemmaH #15 Posted 14 February 2014 - 11:56 AM

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View PostGhostly_Poltergeist, on 14 February 2014 - 10:48 AM, said:

A Cat

 

  • Piss up peoples doors and shizzle
  • Sneak into other Cat Owners homes through the Cat flap and F@&£ S@!% Up
  • Get fed all day and never have to go to work (just sit there looking Cute)
  • Lounge and sleep all day long, cant be too bad
  • Hang out with your other Homie Cats in the street and Chill all day long
  • Steal cans of Alcohol from peoples sheds and get hammered all day with ya Tabby Pals

 

 

 

 


can i come too? you sold me that life :p



blademansw #16 Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:20 PM

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View PostHam_Shank, on 13 February 2014 - 09:53 PM, said:

Damn i have like 8-9 pair of sneakers and 3 pair of boots (leather comabt boots, working boots and safety boots)

 

Sacrilege I say.. sacrilege....

 



Ham_Shank #17 Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:29 PM

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View Postblademansw, on 14 February 2014 - 11:20 AM, said:

Sacrilege I say.. sacrilege....

 

I should count how many pair of Jeans i have...



blademansw #18 Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:33 PM

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View PostHam_Shank, on 14 February 2014 - 11:29 AM, said:

I should count how many pair of Jeans i have...

 

No more that two I hope - one to wear and the other pair in the wash.  A further old ratty pair is acceptable for working in, but they must be hidden away when not in use.



Ham_Shank #19 Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:40 PM

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I have more than 2 pairs of Jeans :3



blademansw #20 Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:42 PM

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Hmm, things aren't looking so good for you Ham :veryhappy:





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