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Should Cows be implemented into the 9.0 patch?

  1. Yes (46 votes [85.19%])

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  2. No (8 votes [14.81%])

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Hazza1803 #1 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:27 PM

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Dear WG,

 

I have an excellent idea. So close your eyes and imagine.. Cows.  Cows would be a great thing to shoot while camping, to run over while tanking and push off cliffs while, pushing? Physics could be added to cows, such as when they are shot, they will bleed and tanks can slip and slide on the blood. There could also be indestructible cows. These may be used as cover. Also, bouncy cows could ricochet your shot and bounce back at you! However! Cows may be used to bad effect. They may come up to your tank and starting headbutting it to give away your position. They may also eat the leaves off of your camo net!Tell me what you think, WG, Hear me out.

 

And new game shouts!

'Looks like we hit their udders'


'We couldn't penetrate their fat'


'We've lost our milk, we can't go anywhere without it'


'Eyes hit, Visibility reduced'

 

'Back-end hit, something is on fire'

 

'Our milk tanks are hit!'

 

'Cow bells hit, we just dinged em'

 

'Enemy brewed up, beef everywhere'

 

'Back-end hit, there's a methane leak'

 

Thanks, Hazza


Edited by Hazza1803, 16 February 2014 - 07:00 PM.


bardet #2 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:29 PM

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yeah cows! Make 'em bouncy

CandyVanMan #3 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:30 PM

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It would have more of a positive effect on gameplay than prem ammo at least...
Remove prem ammo and compensate with a cow consumable?

Hazza1803 #4 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:33 PM

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New Features added!

Innocuous #5 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:34 PM

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Better to have them in game instead of having them chew on the server cables.

Edited by Innocuous, 16 February 2014 - 06:34 PM.


Commander_Chris #6 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:34 PM

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Yeah but that would mean less work on lag and mm problems (which they don't do much with anyway)

 

But its a good idea. I would basically just run around the battlefield running over them though



Hazza1803 #7 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:35 PM

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Keep checking the original post for new ideas.

Hazza1803 #8 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:36 PM

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View PostCommander_Chris, on 16 February 2014 - 05:34 PM, said:

Yeah but that would mean less work on lag and mm problems (which they don't do much with anyway)

 

But its a good idea. I would basically just run around the battlefield running over them though


This could be the buff for light tanks! Easier to run cows over!



vroomster #9 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:37 PM

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Considering the sad shape of their servers, a tied down cow is probably the only thing anyone could hope to hit.



TinyViking #10 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:39 PM

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I also have an excellent idea! It's called the Off-Topic section.... ;).

KempBoosh #11 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:41 PM

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we are being serious about this

 



Hazza1803 #12 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:41 PM

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View PostiScending, on 16 February 2014 - 05:39 PM, said:

I also have an excellent idea! It's called the Off-Topic section.... ;).


I don't like that idea.. :sad:



Commander_Chris #13 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:45 PM

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View PostiScending, on 16 February 2014 - 05:39 PM, said:

I also have an excellent idea! It's called the Off-Topic section.... ;).

Wouldn't it be player suggestions?



TiKiKill #14 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:45 PM

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....and if your tank is really slow the cows can pull them?



Hazza1803 #15 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:48 PM

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And new game shouts!

 

'Looks like we hit their udders'

'We couldn't penetrate their fat'

'We've lost our milk, we can't go anywhere without it'

'Eyes hit, Visibility reduced'

 



HEI_BK201 #16 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:49 PM

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View PostTiKiKill, on 16 February 2014 - 09:45 PM, said:

....and if your tank is really slow the cows can pull them?


Nice idea my friend!

Cows have lots of advantages if they are added to the game! 



MigHunter #17 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:54 PM

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I like cows, especially grilled plate.

 

How about fishes?

That would make drowning more interesting, for all those suiciders.

 



Aikl #18 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:56 PM

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Make a cow pattern camo for the German lights, and you are pretty much there.

Hazza1803 #19 Posted 16 February 2014 - 06:59 PM

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View PostMigHunter, on 16 February 2014 - 05:54 PM, said:

I like cows, especially grilled plate.

 

How about fishes?

That would make drowning more interesting, for all those suiciders.

 


Piranhas would be better



Darth_Woras #20 Posted 16 February 2014 - 07:23 PM

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I closed my eyes and FFS I CANT READ ANYMORE!




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