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_Warris_ #120861 Posted Yesterday, 11:08 PM

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View PostTankSchmidt, on 30 April 2017 - 11:05 PM, said:

Oh, Warris I still owe you an answer... My preference would actually be sexy whisperings on bar TS if you are available tomorrow. If not, I will send you something :)

 

Ah yes, thanks! I forgot to respond to your response. :>

I might be available for a short time in the evening tomorrow. Will have to be up soon on Tuesday for an exam. Also waving Rasha goodbye tomorrow morning. Strasbourg/Straßburg:ohmy:



hedi2222 #120862 Posted Yesterday, 11:09 PM

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also 67% wr with Type 64 and 2.7k wn8 , balanced despite getting rushed and plebed with low dmg games

Edit : last 3 games with DC's screwed it it was 70% before 

Edited by hedi2222, Yesterday, 11:13 PM.


TankSchmidt #120863 Posted Yesterday, 11:13 PM

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View Postfishbob101, on 01 May 2017 - 12:07 AM, said:

You are a crab :V

 

Coming out of your mouth, that sounds very much

 

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TankSchmidt #120864 Posted Yesterday, 11:14 PM

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View Post_Warris_, on 01 May 2017 - 12:08 AM, said:

I might be available for a short time in the evening tomorrow.

 

Sounds like a plan :)

 

Edit @hedi: I will award you three crabs for your internet connection, because that was the average number of seconds you stayed on sexy bar TS before you disconnected again :trollface:


Edited by TankSchmidt, Yesterday, 11:18 PM.


mynameispuffs #120865 Posted Today, 12:10 AM

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First night in new house, on the floor in a sleeping bag, no boiling vessel readily available, and a weird knocking sound coming through the wall from next door.. 

This is going to be a long night....

 

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Desyatnik_Pansy #120866 Posted Today, 12:13 AM

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Memes from tonight;

Stalingrad, 3-5-7 Match-up. We have AMX 13 90, AMX 30 and BC 155 55. Enemy has a VK 45.02 (B) And some other tanks that tbh, I don't care to remember. Point aside, their VK Was an idiot, and so easy win right? Well, if our top tiers were maybe not just as useless. Didn't help that our AMX 30 Immediately made a beeline for enemy arta and spent more than half of the game in the enemy base just hunting down arta. Worst part was he killed the SU-14-1 and S-51 They had pretty quickly, but then spent like another 5 Minutes dawdling around doing nothing before finally going to kill the GW Tiger.. after everyone else had already died. 

Went on to throw the game when it was him vs. SU-152, FV4202(p) and an AMX 13 90. Killed the SU Who attacked by himself, got shot by the FV. Note, the AMX 30 Has around 1200hp and the FV Is trash. 13 90 Rushes him now, 13 90 Has like 73hp.. gotta focus the FV! Seriously. I regret nothing for calling him an utter [edited]in PMs afterwards, and him bragging about how he got 4 Kills aka he did more than us made me laugh. But hey, Dumitru's right? Great success!

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Despite winning 61% Today.. it was just painful. The best way to describe our losses would be these two cases;

Start of the game this guy spams B3/4/5 Like.. 100 Times. Proceeds to rush here and stay there all game, because y'know, 121 Best sniper tenk. But hey, he did 3k damage, so he was most valuable member of team yes?

 

And this Strv.. oh this Strv. This first screenshot is 3 Minutes into the game. Note that he was already up there within the first minute, I just felt like this highlighted it better than a screenshot within the first minute.

 

This is as I died, Minutes left on the clock.

 

He actually almost killed them all, but completely threw the game against the Skorp. G Who he could just lolDPM. Skorp had 365hp or something and Strv had 60, but Strv would reload first.. so he shoots HE. Note, his previous two shots at the Skorp were not HE, and unless he seriously lowrolled he would kill the Skorp with AP. Oh, and he wasn't out of ammo either, as that tank has 50 Shells and he didn't shoot more than 30. Honestly, I don't want to win a game where a guy can sit there all game and farm almost 8k damage anyway. I'll take the draw instead.

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Edited by Desyatnik_Pansy, Today, 12:13 AM.


TankSchmidt #120867 Posted Today, 12:57 AM

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Before doing crab awards (after fluffy sleepings though), I would like to add another nominee for "Most outstanding crabby performance in a single battle": a friendly M103 on Redshire.

 

That guy was tooned with a TVP and they went 9/0 line with all the other heavies of our and the enemy team - more or less at least. Anyways, our flank completely melts and he starts flaming a friendly Skorpion (?) in the chat for not supporting him enough. I was rather tilted that game and so I flamed that M103 for not doing anything either.

 

Got fanmail after the battle that if he had my WR he would quit playing. Indeed his WR is higher than mine, but it made me wonder that my personal rating is, although very slightly, higher than his. However, he got that by spamming low tiers. When looking at his performance in higher tier tanks, things look different. 1600 avg dmg in the M103 is not particularly stellar. Even more funny, because his friend in the TVP was an equally bad low tier padder and to add more slfpwn, the TVP had one kill in the Redshire batte - with the blazing total dmg of 63. In a crabbing TVP. The tier IX one. The borderline OP one.

 

#ThisAccount

 

But yeah, with my weak pathetic WR, he would stop playing :teethhappy::facepalm:


Edited by TankSchmidt, Today, 12:58 AM.


TankSchmidt #120868 Posted Today, 01:07 AM

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@Wolfy, your fluffies seemed to be extra-ruffled today :( Here, have some combing for your fluffies:

 

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Edited by TankSchmidt, Today, 01:13 AM.


Desyatnik_Pansy #120869 Posted Today, 01:08 AM

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View PostTankSchmidt, on 01 May 2017 - 12:57 AM, said:

#ThisAccount

 

How tho. The Hellkitty is one of the easiest if you ask me, it's such a forgiving tank.



TankSchmidt #120870 Posted Today, 01:12 AM

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View PostDesyatnik_Pansy, on 01 May 2017 - 02:08 AM, said:

How tho. The Hellkitty is one of the easiest if you ask me, it's such a forgiving tank.

 

That is a very interesting question. I got now clue.

TankSchmidt #120871 Posted Today, 01:12 AM

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Also, why cant I link that fluffy picture for Wolfy :(

 

Feexed :bajan:


Edited by TankSchmidt, Today, 01:13 AM.


Desyatnik_Pansy #120872 Posted Today, 01:25 AM

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View PostTankSchmidt, on 01 May 2017 - 01:12 AM, said:

That is a very interesting question. I got now clue.

 

I mean, given how he is only 1% Better than you WR Wise yet acts like it's a huge difference, only achieves that through sealclubbing pretty much and can't get 3 Marks on a Hellcat. Well, I don't need to say any more do I? :P



TankSchmidt #120873 Posted Today, 01:32 AM

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View PostDesyatnik_Pansy, on 01 May 2017 - 02:25 AM, said:

I mean, given how he is only 1% Better than you WR Wise yet acts like it's a huge difference, only achieves that through sealclubbing pretty much and can't get 3 Marks on a Hellcat. Well, I don't need to say any more do I? :P

 

There is a reason why this guy was schpeschul amongst schpeschuls. However, competition is fierce with that AMX 30, the Strv and lets not forget our two heroes in the Defender+Obj252U on Himmelsdorf Winter encounter that fully played the objective  :facepalm:

 

Because, you know, WN8 padders just farm damage, but its all about playing "for the team" (which strangely can never be measured at all by figures) and going for the objective.






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