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keyres #128841 Posted Yesterday, 05:49 PM

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! FINALLY!

 

Thanks to Löwe and JT88 that kep firing at me in hulldown! The nightmare is almost over, now I just need HT-14 and HT-15 with honours...



fishbob101 #128842 Posted Yesterday, 05:55 PM

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Todays OI games were fucking trash, either had shit maps or shitty teams, both allied and enemy so I either died being swamped by a shitload of tanks because my support had died or did nothing the entire game because the enemy team just melted.

 

Also, you see a teammate being rushed by a Jagdtiger 88 and you're in a position to farm him if he pushes. You can either:

a) Stay where you are and farm the f*ck outta him

or

b) Go down a path that cuts you off from your team or the enemy for 2 minutes and then get gangraped by 4 enemy tanks.

Had a Caern on my team take the b) option and I wasn't surprised to see this from him:

 


Edited by fishbob101, Yesterday, 06:09 PM.


TankSchmidt #128843 Posted Yesterday, 06:08 PM

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GG keyres :great:

 

In different news, I was watching a very small streamer play "Papers, please". Holy crab, that guy was ... schpeschul. Completely not paying attention to anything at all. But the best part is, when he got an ending (a bad one) and looked at the post-game statsTM, he was like: "23 citations out of 122 people processed. Thats like 40%. Yeah, thats 40 or 50 per cent". NA maths, boi, NA maths ... :facepalm::popcorn:


Edited by TankSchmidt, Yesterday, 06:08 PM.


Effing_Drako #128844 Posted Yesterday, 06:28 PM

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View Postfishbob101, on 25 September 2017 - 04:55 PM, said:

 

 

Also, you see a teammate being rushed by a Jagdtiger 88 and you're in a position to farm him if he pushes. You can either:

 

 

Fishy why you lie?



fishbob101 #128845 Posted Yesterday, 06:29 PM

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View PostEffing_Drako, on 25 September 2017 - 06:28 PM, said:

Fishy why you lie?

Its a faking OI, a freakin' T95 could probably rush it



TankSchmidt #128846 Posted Yesterday, 06:46 PM

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I didnt even remember that I did this...:B

 

Spoiler

 



Pansenmann #128847 Posted Yesterday, 07:30 PM

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what did you?

 

Oh, now I see what you did there :P

 

 

Ima gonna try for TD-15 and maybe LT-15 again today.

JT and 13 90 seem to be very good candidates for this endeavour.



keyres #128848 Posted Yesterday, 08:01 PM

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Good luck Pansen :)

 

I am going to attempt to get HT-15 tomorrow (as I already played a lot today). Grand battle might help with those 12k damage. Though my only TX fatty, is the E5...



TankSchmidt #128849 Posted Yesterday, 08:10 PM

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GLOrious pluton with Pansy ... and his ... friend :P

Had quite numerous memes, I did complete the mission for the credit boosters and we got 9/10 wins. Hoping for meme-posting of Pansy laterTM.

 

Thx, was very fluffy tooning :great:



Pansenmann #128850 Posted Yesterday, 08:25 PM

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View Postkeyres, on 25 September 2017 - 08:01 PM, said:

Good luck Pansen :)

 

I am going to attempt to get HT-15 tomorrow (as I already played a lot today). Grand battle might help with those 12k damage. Though my only TX fatty, is the E5...

 

I did it without honors obviously somehwere in the past weeks,

didnt even really notice as it was a crapgame and I alt+f4 once I was dead.



Desyatnik_Pansy #128851 Posted Yesterday, 09:29 PM

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View PostTankSchmidt, on 25 September 2017 - 08:10 PM, said:

Hoping for meme-posting of Pansy laterTM.

 

I would, but Imgur right now won't let me upload anything. :L



TankSchmidt #128852 Posted Yesterday, 09:37 PM

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Wat?! RIOT! :izmena:

Edited by TankSchmidt, Yesterday, 09:38 PM.


Panocek #128853 Posted Yesterday, 10:17 PM

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View PostTankSchmidt, on 25 September 2017 - 10:37 PM, said:

Wat?! RIOT! :izmena:

 

Rito pls.

 

Playing tier 8 in sheeps is borderline suicidal due to sheer amount of tier 10 in queues - especially such frail boats as Edinburger. DDs or battleboats can somewhat cope when uptiered, but not cruisers



_Warris_ #128854 Posted Yesterday, 10:48 PM

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Another vinyl bought with some high quality bleeps and bloops. :)

This record company has nothing but quality.. So been working on listening to everything on their bandcamp over the past few days. :playing:



Desyatnik_Pansy #128855 Posted Yesterday, 11:08 PM

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Some of the memes now that Imgur works for me, from last Monday, Friday and today.

-people are special drivers

 

-an E-25 Player on our team. It ended up being him, an O-I, T-34-85M and O-Ni vs. an enemy E-25 On Siegfried Assault (one of Assault games we had in a row, or maybe even 7). The O-Ni tried chasing said E-25, the T-34-85M and O-I Were just kinda derping around before finally capping. But this guy.. this guy. Even when the E-25 Was spotted he seemed to drive AWAY from him, and it seems no surprise as to why

Spoiler

 

-Cliff meta?

 

-the three Leoteers

Spoiler

 

-this technically could go for that special people one, but I think it deserves to be separate. If you can't tell what's happening, as they rushed for damage on the last enemy tank, the UDES Went into Siege mode right there, so the Strv rammed into him and flipped him. Oh, and like a minute before a friendly BC12t crashed, because memes

Spoiler

 

-probably the best game I'll have in the 13 75 And a surprisingly GLO+Chaos Crucial Contribution carry. Oh, and I totally held my shot on the last tank to get the Radley's (to be fair, it was a T-150 I was circling and so I only shot when I got to his flat side)

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-stronk T-44, kemp base! To be fair, no one went north on his team, but still..

 

-this AMX Must be taking lessons from that T-44

 

-next to "Cupid Stunt", I think this guy's name is my favourite random playername ever

 

-Assault memes, also happened to be one of Schmidty's TD Missions so yay

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-one of the many Assault games we played (neveragain), we did crap but look at the enemy team. Good lord..

Spoiler

 

-someone I pissed off in the last game on Friday night. I was in the Hellkitty of course and he was a 12t, it was Sacred Valley and I was on the south side of the bridge trying to do something when he showed up on full health. I happened to snapshot him and retreat, then snap him again later while he sat there in the open and missed me. Much aimbot, such wow

Spoiler

 

-those perfect numbers though, oh so perfect

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-another GLOcarry. Did you know the "G" in GLO Stands for "carrying"?

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-completely stock Conqueror vs. Type 4 Heavy, fight! (Funnily enough, we won this game, the Type was a tool)

 

-first game after Schmidty left tonight. Fun fact, I hit 4 Blindshots this game, kek. Poor Chaos got ammoracked from full health by one of the enemy WZs as well. Oh, and that perfect 1k XP Type 4 Heavy.. ohhh

Spoiler

 

-met a friendly face from the mod section in-game

 

-final numbers this session, not bad at all though Chaos would probably say otherwise. Somehow it didn't get too much worse after Schmidty left

 

-and finally, the biggest meme of them all, the IS-6 Player we met last Monday (?). Oh boy this guy. Pardon all the spoilers

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TankSchmidt #128856 Posted Yesterday, 11:20 PM

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Wonderful memes, Pansy! kek/licious :great:

 

Now I can sleep well and dream glo - everyone else: good night to you sleep tight, dream glo, lewd, ideal, Rasha, halal, trap or whatever you prefer :P



somegras #128857 Posted Yesterday, 11:26 PM

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SH Tictacs

 

Note the ''online since'' of the user :D

 



somegras #128858 Posted Today, 12:29 AM

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I'll just quote a clanmember from the IDEAL forums (regarding my previous post if anyone is interested):

 

peregrine:

 Unix timestamps are counted from 1.1.1970. Internet exists in it's earliest form since the 1950s. ARPANET as the basis of todays internet exists since 1969. But interesting bug nevertheless. Your time of joining got set to 0 so the timestamp evaluates to 1.1.1970. or ~47 years ago.

 

 


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