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Lord_Percy_Percy #1 Posted 02 April 2014 - 04:58 PM

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Id like to see honestly named new car models in teh future. i look forward to seeing:

 

The new Ford Pileofjunk

The 2L Fiat Rustbucket

The Nissan Cheapjaprubbish Crawlalong



Woody1999 #2 Posted 02 April 2014 - 05:05 PM

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The Nissan Ju(n)ke?

Woody1999 #3 Posted 02 April 2014 - 05:06 PM

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The Lancia Where'smydoorgone?

Woody1999 #4 Posted 02 April 2014 - 05:11 PM

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TheTsunami1 #5 Posted 02 April 2014 - 05:29 PM

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The brand new Lamborghini Looksexactlylikethelastone !

Lord_Percy_Percy #6 Posted 02 April 2014 - 05:31 PM

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View PostTheTsunami1, on 02 April 2014 - 06:29 PM, said:

The brand new Lamborghini Looksexactlylikethelastone !

 

 

Ah that must be the upgraded  Lamborghini Gasguzzler



Ubertoaster #7 Posted 02 April 2014 - 06:55 PM

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Opel Vectra with the EcotechTM engine is very good for the environment, as the whole car will dissolve in the night under a tree (Opel Biodegrade?).

 

Q: Why does Ford exist?

A: So that, there is a worse car than Opel.



BrokenWing #8 Posted 03 April 2014 - 02:40 PM

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Ulfhedinn_ #9 Posted 03 April 2014 - 02:50 PM

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Oh no, you can't go slagging Lancia's, or Lambo's (or Alfa's). They are beyond your ability to appreciate :-) And as for FIAT - any car company that has a testing track on the roof of a high rise city building has got to be ok.

 

How about BMW Blowhard.


Edited by Maxmk6, 03 April 2014 - 02:53 PM.


BrokenWing #10 Posted 03 April 2014 - 02:53 PM

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BlackForestPeak #11 Posted 03 April 2014 - 02:57 PM

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Toyota Banzai.

 

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TheTsunami1 #12 Posted 03 April 2014 - 06:05 PM

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Alfa Closestthingtoferrariatcouplethousandbucks

 



Andreas2202 #13 Posted 03 April 2014 - 06:13 PM

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View PostMaxmk6, on 03 April 2014 - 03:50 PM, said:

Oh no, you can't go slagging Lancia's, or Lambo's (or Alfa's). They are beyond your ability to appreciate :-) And as for FIAT - any car company that has a testing track on the roof of a high rise city building has got to be ok.

 

How about BMW Blowhard.

Fix

It

Again

Tonio






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