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ARES_IV #1 Posted 25 April 2014 - 09:09 PM

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are often the only thing that remains from a tank and its crew after sustaining the third penetrating hit in a row or if it turns out that the ammo in the lower turret is a bit more volatile than expected.

Free after http://www.twobt.de/index.php?id=669

and the topic in the german section http://forum.worldof...__fromsearch__1

 

Post your own ideas!:smile:

 

  •     So what, I have an IS 7 and he only an T32...
  •     I dont need a spall liner...
  •     Oh how cute.... an ELC...
  •     Ha, his autoloader drum is empty.... he wont stand a chance now
  •     Nobody hits a target with a KV 2 at 650m.... NOBOD.... BOOOOOOOM
  •     Fire Extinguishers are only for corwards
  •     Now you are mine! - click, click, click, out of ammo
  •     Where did that T95 go?
  •     Come on.... give it to me....
  •     Scout 1 reporting.  There is a Tier X arty here. ..Hello? Hello?
  •     Artillery? Noobs cant use it BOOOOOM
  •     Scout 2 reporting. I take the shortcut over the lake
  •     You here? Should´t you be on the left flank?
  •     No problem sir, the bridge is rated for 120 tons.
  •     Scout 3 reporting. Enemy spotted... 3 medium tanks.... so no problem at all
  •     It is only a lowtier
  •     Who is so stupid to try an ambush here? This cant work.
  •     Quicksand?! Here?!
  •     I am not quitting because of some lousy ammo rack hit....
  •     Today is my lucky day.
  •     Hey, I think I have crippled the Maus.
  •     My E100 can take it..... BOOOM.... not
  •     Wait here.... I will take a look.
  •     Who so careful? TDs never ever lied in ambush here.
  •     He is shooting and missing for 2 minutes now..... he wont hit me when I expose my weak amor.
  •     A lousy scout cannot do anything to me.
  •     We outnumber you 2:1
  •     Nonsense, ammo isnt THAT volatile.
  •     My granny shoots better than you.
  •     Where did the Maus go? And where is the shadow coming from.
  •     Negativ, no reinforcements, situation is under control.
  •     Damm... they have to be here somewhere.
  •     Unicum, your fighting style bores me.
  •     Sector A7 is secured.
  •     Ich hate patrols. Nothing ever happens.
  •     Something is wrong here.
  •     Come on.... give me all you have.
  •     Impossible!
  •     Boy, I am in the infantry for 30 years.
  •     Medium tanks are like pesky flies.
  •     Only light resistance, over.
  •     Son, since 3 generations our family serves in the military
  •     This will be easy... only a few newbies to kill.
  •     Kingtiger: We come in peace...
  •     Wet ammorack? I dont need a wet ammorack... what I need is more ammo.
  •     I was better in our last duel... I will be better today.
  •     Yes, now you are mine! Rattatatata ... boom! Ha, one more hit and you are history..Take that! ... - PROGRAMM ABORTED...OUT OF MEMORY Aaaarrrgh!
  •     An 8.8 gun is not a threat on this tier.
  •     Who wants to live forever?
  •     Feel free to shoot... you cant even hit unmoving targets today.
  •     Unwise to mess with me.
  •     Ignore him... he hasnt understood the game yet.
  •     Not particularly smart of you to engage me....
  •     I will take this one with me!
  •     Nothing to see... those corwards retreated into the mountains.
  •     I love to play artillery.... far behind the front line and totally save.....
  •     Nothing more than a scratch in the paint
  •     If you hit me again with your FV215b (183), I will shoot your ammorack
  •     Fine... you torched my Kingtiger...... but you wont ammorack it like the IS 3....
  •     Ever since the nerf, arty cannot hit the broad side of a barn and - CONNECTION TERMINATED
  •     Of course I have my camo net equipped on this tank.
  •     Nonsense, nobody uses the 15cm on the Rheinmetall WT.
  •     That KV1S wont hit at 450m....
  •     My E75 lived through worse things
  •     Hehehe... 5 against 1.... so it doesnt matter it is an ISU 152.
  •     Unicum or not..... a Jagdpanzer IV is hardly a threat to my IS 3.
  •     Autoloader? Artys dont have an auto... BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM

 

 

 

 

From some random KV2 topic in the german section (I sadly dont find it anymore):

 

KV1S driver advancing on a hostile KV2:

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 Come on... one hit I can take..... BOOOOOOOOM..... ohh.... not really.... :arta:

 

 

View PostARES_IV, on 08 March 2014 - 02:09 PM, said:

My doomtoaster is driving across the map Hidden Village at nearly 60kph.... suddenly an FV 304 is potted 20 meters to the left.

Me: No, I have more important stuff to do right now, and I am moving way to fast  for any artillery to aim on me anyway....

BOOOOM.... and my tank was nothing more than a burning wreck.

 

 



Woody1999 #2 Posted 25 April 2014 - 09:20 PM

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Wow! I laughed a lot!

 

Have a +1 for all that effort, good job!

 

My famous last words were probably "That ISU is using the 122, we can rush him!"

 

Yeah, my T-34-85 still curses me under its breath after that incidence. :tongue:

 

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Adrian1 #3 Posted 25 April 2014 - 09:23 PM

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I will be killed by a stronku pink Unicorn, how bad can it b.. AHAH, OUUCH!

Darklynx #4 Posted 26 April 2014 - 07:52 AM

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i like the kv-2 thing xD. Weird how accurate it is on longe range xD 9/10 shots always hits xD hehe

 

But yeah like all of those <3 ^^


Edited by Darklynx, 26 April 2014 - 08:02 AM.


GemmaLou #5 Posted 26 April 2014 - 09:18 AM

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lol good 1's

how about

* i've got time for 1 more shot

* nah they definately can't of reloaded yet

* yeah let's ram em



John_Preston #6 Posted 26 April 2014 - 09:56 AM

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- let's rape that last arty

- nah, they can't see me

- don't worry, i got this



basin79 #7 Posted 26 April 2014 - 10:41 AM

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I'll draw their fire, you hit them.

h3dning #8 Posted 28 April 2014 - 04:53 PM

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-im just gonna spot around the corner-

h3dning #9 Posted 28 April 2014 - 04:54 PM

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-can i cross the water here?-

El_Idiot #10 Posted 30 April 2014 - 10:32 AM

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Sadly but so true!

 - I go scout/recon/spot sector/line 'whatever'.....cover me please......:facepalm:

 

Assumption is the mother of all f*ck *ps.

 

 - Friendly arti shell passed by towards last seen enemy so he must have bought it...let`s move.

 - I can safely move in, I have back up behind me......at least the last time I checked the minimap.....:arta:

 

But let`s keep things possitive!

 

Sergeant to Captain: "Sir we are surrounded !"

Captain to sergeant:  "Great ! So we can  attack from all sides !"

:izmena:

 

 


Edited by El_Idiot, 30 April 2014 - 10:34 AM.


GemmaLou #11 Posted 30 April 2014 - 11:25 AM

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'lmaooooooooo that matilda is using the derp i'll get him'

***machine guns the noob***

'tank was destroyed by ... hetzer'



_Antipathy #12 Posted 30 April 2014 - 02:40 PM

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gg

pie_eater #13 Posted 05 May 2014 - 07:30 PM

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1. I can make this jump!

2. Looks like a nifty shortcut

3. Hes a noob

4. It's only an arty



GemmaLou #14 Posted 05 May 2014 - 08:17 PM

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View Postpie_eater, on 05 May 2014 - 07:30 PM, said:

3. Hes a noob

but a noob in a op tenk is still in a op tenk

4. It's only an arty

amount of times i've said that when i go arty hunting and get one shotted...
 



Masquerade717 #15 Posted 05 May 2014 - 08:29 PM

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let's type in the chat.... aah its a river.

Mindstormer1 #16 Posted 07 May 2014 - 04:10 PM

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- omg 31% winchance

- derp guns only track me anyway

- I'll repair my ammorack right after unloading this clip






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