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cb99 #1 Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:33 PM

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When 2 or more start firing into the ground the instance the round starts :wink:

 


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BrokenWing #2 Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:37 PM

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My standard chat entry when I see this: "Shoot tanks, not scenery". Usually accompanied with that sinking feeling....

_intoxicated_ #3 Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:45 PM

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When I load into a game during a x5 event.

GemmaLou #4 Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:47 PM

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when someone says on himmelsdorf 'take hill or we loose' (yes i do know how to spell lose) and churchill tanks go up there

when someone on malinovka says 'let them come to us'

when 2 or 3 players start cybering chatting with the enemy


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Fish__Food #5 Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:51 PM

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Arty spamming defend base at beginning of game and watching everyone going 1 way, especially on Erlenburg when it's usually the wrong way too.

BrokenWing #6 Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:52 PM

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View PostFish__Food, on 09 May 2014 - 02:51 PM, said:

Arty spamming defend base at beginning of game and watching everyone going 1 way, especially on Erlenburg when it's usually the wrong way too.

 

What is the "right" way on Erlenberg then? :tongue:



Youkai #7 Posted 09 May 2014 - 02:58 PM

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My heart sinks when I see tanks reversing or making a 180 when the round starts.

GhostintheTenk #8 Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:05 PM

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All you have to do is taking a look at the names of your mates and to watch the map for the first 20 seconds. You still can win matches with stupid teams, simply because the enemy team is even MORE stupid... but winchances have become pretty predictable. Which is a sad thing.

Frostilicus #9 Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:07 PM

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I get that sinking feeling when you see TD's hurtling out of the base, in front of everyone else... 

 

usually followed by screams and accusations of noobism once they've been nuked by the other team :teethhappy:



Shaka_D #10 Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:07 PM

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When the game starts and everyone moves off like this:



AnthonyRMcG #11 Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:09 PM

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View PostGemmaLou, on 09 May 2014 - 02:47 PM, said:

when someone on malinovka says 'let them come to us'

 

:teethhappy: Yep... That's a definite loss. I've seen that a few times and been called a noob when I requested a few tanks to come with me away from the 'tennis court' (as I call it) and try flank the enemy. "You noob!! They will come to us!!!" :rolleyes:

 

Another is when some numpty asks "Hows the -insert random tank-?" and 5 team members stop to create their own discussion forum. 

 



Infektid #12 Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:12 PM

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GemmaLou #13 Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:16 PM

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View PostAnthonyRMcG, on 09 May 2014 - 03:09 PM, said:

 

:teethhappy: Yep... That's a definite loss. I've seen that a few times and been called a noob when I requested a few tanks to come with me away from the 'tennis court' (as I call it) and try flank the enemy. "You noob!! They will come to us!!!" :rolleyes:

 

Another is when some numpty asks "Hows the -insert random tank-?" and 5 team members stop to create their own discussion forum. 

 


oh yeah i know that kinda game, i actually scouted behind one of the houses on malinovka, lit up most of the enemy team but mine let the enemy out to come round and kill me... eepers



_intoxicated_ #14 Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:18 PM

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View PostTCM_Youkai, on 09 May 2014 - 03:58 PM, said:

My heart sinks when I see tanks reversing or making a 180 when the round starts.

 

That's usually me when I see that only 2 tanks went left and EVERYONE else went right.



Mr_Sukebe #15 Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:44 PM

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When you're own team has twice the number of tomatoes that that the enemy team does on XVM.

zuadao #16 Posted 09 May 2014 - 04:27 PM

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when tanks that are game changers like the is7, e-100 or wt e-100 are driven by dudes with 3k battles

Fish__Food #17 Posted 09 May 2014 - 04:31 PM

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View PostBrokenWing, on 09 May 2014 - 02:52 PM, said:

 

What is the "right" way on Erlenberg then? :tongue:

The side that can attack and defend both caps the best, the other side has a slight advantage defending 1 cap. So take the correct side and you should win most games, take the other side and you are relying on the other team being stupid.



ChroTal #18 Posted 09 May 2014 - 04:32 PM

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I get that feeling when I see 3 tanks around me after timer has reached 0, whose guns "drop" right at the start and then they do not move...

 

Much worse than idiots prematurely shooting scenery or emptying shells to switch ammo (they do not know any better).



GemmaLou #19 Posted 09 May 2014 - 04:32 PM

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when our top tier platoon is  like:

0k 350 45%

and the enemy one is

14k 2590 60%



ticklemonster #20 Posted 09 May 2014 - 04:39 PM

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I jump into my Matilda to find that I am the only Tier 4 on my side, and everything else on the opposing team has a hit pool of epic proportions (or are Arty).





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