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PAPO_13 #1 Posted 13 May 2014 - 07:12 PM

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It is a fact that bald people are more successful in everything,Unlike the more hairy breed,So i guess it must be true they are also better at driving tanks.

Tell me what you think?



bubo_bubo #2 Posted 13 May 2014 - 07:14 PM

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View Postpapower13, on 13 May 2014 - 07:12 PM, said:

It is a fact that bald people are more successful in everything,Unlike the more hairy breed,So i guess it must be true they are also better at driving tanks.

Tell me what you think?

 

Their shinny heads blind the enemy tank drivers.



Danger__UXB #3 Posted 13 May 2014 - 07:24 PM

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I'm balding really quick to the point I'm looking for a bobby charlton style toupe(I hear they are trendy and the girls

love em)?...but cr*p in tanks....

 

Hmm??,...So mabye I will get stronger in tanks as I bald more??...Here,s hopin ))



playarci #4 Posted 13 May 2014 - 07:47 PM

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Rather than go 'all the way' I have just given myself a Brazillian. Now I am going to see if my stats improve before doing the rest.

 

edit: just reread the OP and realised it was heads they were talking about. How stupid do I feel now? 


Edited by playarci, 13 May 2014 - 07:55 PM.


steview162 #5 Posted 13 May 2014 - 07:50 PM

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The bald head is a solar charger for tank driving, amongst other things :teethhappy:

WAD81 #6 Posted 13 May 2014 - 07:59 PM

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View Postpapower13, on 13 May 2014 - 08:12 PM, said:

It is a fact that bald people are more successful in everything,Unlike the more hairy breed,So i guess it must be true they are also better at driving tanks.

Tell me what you think?

I'm quite successful in many things. Not sure if more than teh hairy breed though.

Tenks? I don't think so. Perhaps becuase I'm kinda balding. In a few years maybe.....


Edited by WAD81, 13 May 2014 - 08:01 PM.


Grimdorf #7 Posted 13 May 2014 - 08:06 PM

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I guess it might be possible to bounce a shot off a shiny head?  :justwait:

 



cherry2blost #8 Posted 13 May 2014 - 08:10 PM

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Shiny head..... shiny ammo... is the baldness a premium product ;)

1ncompetenc3 #9 Posted 13 May 2014 - 08:19 PM

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Dunno, my hair comes down to my butt and I seem to be doing alright. Then again if I had started shaving instead of letting it grow I might have been a unicum at this point, who knows.

2Tee2 #10 Posted 13 May 2014 - 08:28 PM

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BrokenWing #11 Posted 13 May 2014 - 08:32 PM

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Does having a shaved head count or is that just cheating? :P

Danger__UXB #12 Posted 13 May 2014 - 08:32 PM

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:ohmy:View PostVonnis, on 13 May 2014 - 08:19 PM, said:

Dunno, my hair comes down to my butt and I seem to be doing alright. Then again if I had started shaving instead of letting it grow I might have been a unicum at this point, who knows.

I see you went the same way as a certaini biblical character called Samson then??...don't you find your

hair gets in the way when you look out of the rangefinder in your tanks??? At least you can have that excuse)...

 

....'Baldies'cant:sceptic:



Shaka_D #13 Posted 13 May 2014 - 08:35 PM

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It's cause they have:



DonGonzalesGacha #14 Posted 13 May 2014 - 08:40 PM

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DanloJr #15 Posted 13 May 2014 - 08:41 PM

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Bald people are freaks of nature so obviously they have some compensation for it

Baldrickk #16 Posted 13 May 2014 - 10:53 PM

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Do I get better RNG because of my name?

_Sig_ #17 Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:49 AM

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View PostDanloJr, on 13 May 2014 - 09:41 PM, said:

Bald people are freaks of nature so obviously they have some compensation for it

Freaks? Phleeeease.... We are being born bald. There is nothing more natural than that :-).



PhooBar #18 Posted 14 May 2014 - 05:08 AM

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Do... Not... Stare... Directly... Into... The... Head...

Ixtl #19 Posted 14 May 2014 - 05:41 AM

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The better is : not being bald inside your head.

Mako666 #20 Posted 14 May 2014 - 05:43 AM

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View PostWAD81, on 13 May 2014 - 08:59 PM, said:

I'm quite successful in many things. Not sure if more than teh hairy breed though.

Tenks? I don't think so. Perhaps becuase I'm kinda balding. In a few years maybe.....

 

You spelt tanks wrong. :sceptic:






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