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cherry2blost #1 Posted 02 June 2014 - 04:46 PM

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Had a classic today and cared to share it... driving Matilda...pew pewing amx40... guys last words before death were... Your mother is a hamster... times like this I wish I had screened it lol

Jinx79 #2 Posted 02 June 2014 - 04:49 PM

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...And your father smells of Elderberries.  Pretty sure it's a line from Monty Python's Holy Grail film when Arthur is being insulted by some french knights in a castle.

 

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Desyatnik_Pansy #3 Posted 02 June 2014 - 04:50 PM

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View PostJinx79, on 02 June 2014 - 04:49 PM, said:

...And your father smells of Elderberries.  Pretty sure it's a line from Monty Python's Holy Grail film when Arthur is being insulted by some french knights in a castle.

 

Cheers

 

Jinx

 



Hullo_Kitty__ #4 Posted 02 June 2014 - 04:50 PM

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reaper20k #5 Posted 02 June 2014 - 04:51 PM

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I fart in your general direction

Samurai__ #6 Posted 02 June 2014 - 04:51 PM

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You and all your silly English Kerrrr-nigits

I wave my private parts at your aunties

and make castenets out of your testicles already



Desyatnik_Pansy #7 Posted 02 June 2014 - 04:53 PM

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View PostSiggimaster, on 02 June 2014 - 04:50 PM, said:

 



cherry2blost #8 Posted 02 June 2014 - 06:35 PM

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View PostJinx79, on 02 June 2014 - 03:49 PM, said:

...And your father smells of Elderberries.  Pretty sure it's a line from Monty Python's Holy Grail film when Arthur is being insulted by some french knights in a castle.

 

Cheers

 

Jinx

 

 

Cheers guys... I knew where it came from... was just so funny coming from French tanker. ...



Grimdorf #9 Posted 02 June 2014 - 06:41 PM

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I like hamsters, they are cute....

Ferodaktyl #10 Posted 02 June 2014 - 06:54 PM

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at least my mother doesn't bark :P

optimusbarrettprime #11 Posted 02 June 2014 - 06:58 PM

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View PostSiggimaster, on 02 June 2014 - 04:50 PM, said:


Dam LOL



cracktrackflak #12 Posted 02 June 2014 - 08:34 PM

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View PostSamurai__, on 02 June 2014 - 05:51 PM, said:

You and all your silly English Kerrrr-nigits

 

 

I confess that it was only after I'd watched Holy Grail for the tenth time that I realised what they meant by "Kerrr-nigits".... doh!



YukiEiriKun #13 Posted 03 June 2014 - 10:24 AM

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The entire scene is also funny;
http://youtu.be/ey0wvGiAH9g

 

"You don't frighten us you Englissssssh pig-dogs!" x)


Edited by YukiEiriKun, 03 June 2014 - 10:25 AM.


_intoxicated_ #14 Posted 03 June 2014 - 11:27 AM

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Ni!

Yag0 #15 Posted 03 June 2014 - 12:28 PM

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It's just a rabbit you manky Scots git!

Samurai__ #16 Posted 03 June 2014 - 02:41 PM

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Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing, z'nourrwringmm

Woody1999 #17 Posted 04 June 2014 - 12:02 AM

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According to the internet, your mother is the largest object in the universe, but has still been shagged by everybody.

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Trufax.

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