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DougHole #1 Posted 29 May 2011 - 07:50 PM

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Proposed new medals:


Broken Matchmaker
Make 20 non penetrating hits.

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Ghost Shells
Make 10 penetrating hits. That do absolutely nothing.

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Spawning Noob
Ram and damage at least 2 players tracks within 30 seconds of game start.

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Camping Noob
Do not move for at least 90% of the game.

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Suicide Start
Receive 3 hits, become de-tracked and die within 30 seconds of the game starting

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John McEnroe Medal inspired by battledragon
You cannot be serious! Get killed in one shot from 100% by a tank at least 4 tiers lower than you.

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"Not tonight, I've got an appointment with the matchmaker"
Refuse an offer of sex from your partner because you want to play WoT

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Dirty Harry inspired by saml6131
Get killed from the final shot in a cylinder of a 6 round french tank

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MarksMan #2 Posted 30 May 2011 - 08:45 AM

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View PostDougHole, on 29 May 2011 - 07:50 PM, said:

Proposed new medals:

Broken Matchmaker
Make 20 non penetrating hits and survive the battle.

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Ghost Shells
Make 12 penetrating hits. That do absolutely nothing.

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Spawning Noob
Ram and damage at least 2 players tracks within 30 seconds of game start.

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Camping Noob
Do not move for at least 90% of the game.

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Just a bit of fun. happy gaming  :Smile_honoring:

Using word noob in medal name is quite offensive, but it says the point.

Nhid #3 Posted 30 May 2011 - 10:15 AM

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Hahahaha, nice!
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Peranor #4 Posted 30 May 2011 - 10:21 AM

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Moar! :)

Llamafarmer #5 Posted 30 May 2011 - 10:33 AM

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Good to see someone has a sense of humour. Made me laugh

unikey #6 Posted 30 May 2011 - 10:35 AM

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LOL...and noob isn't offensive we were all noob's once

ice_ears #7 Posted 30 May 2011 - 10:52 AM

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very nice.. GJ ..

see you on the battlefield noobs :))) :P

VonWesternhagen #8 Posted 30 May 2011 - 12:12 PM

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Give a +1.
Nice for a change...

SimonK #9 Posted 30 May 2011 - 12:35 PM

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awesome ;D

Arkhell #10 Posted 30 May 2011 - 12:55 PM

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i rofld

Myabo #11 Posted 30 May 2011 - 01:03 PM

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View Postunikey, on 30 May 2011 - 10:35 AM, said:

LOL...and noob isn't offensive we were all noob's once

This man spoke the truth... respect



I had a great laugh thanks to the guy that made this thread... thank you  :D

John_Armfeldt #12 Posted 30 May 2011 - 01:11 PM

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this has to get in.

my two pence

case closed.

Radu6 #13 Posted 30 May 2011 - 01:11 PM

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Nice ones.
I propose another one: Paper tank - Get one shotted in 3 or more battles in a row. This achievement is granted upon the completion of the sequence. Battles where player isn't one shotted break the sequence.
(bitter t28 player)

R1FL3 #14 Posted 30 May 2011 - 01:25 PM

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Nice one :)

Mikk36 #15 Posted 30 May 2011 - 02:49 PM

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View PostRadu6, on 30 May 2011 - 01:11 PM, said:

Nice ones.
I propose another one: Paper tank - Get one shotted in the battles in a row. This achievement is granted upon the completion of the sequence. Battles where player isn't one shotted break the sequence.
(bitter t28 player)
Also fits for T-44

Gertcha #16 Posted 30 May 2011 - 03:10 PM

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rofl  :lol:  but true  :o

Donoda #17 Posted 30 May 2011 - 03:35 PM

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Ah.. nice  :)

You can add one:  Tree Knight
Destroy 50% of the local vegetation and keep unnoticed the rest of the game

Chuffy #18 Posted 30 May 2011 - 06:41 PM

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It's Raining Shells Medal
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Awarded for participating in 100 battles where you face 4 or more Arty per side.
Cannot be earned while playing Arty

M.V.P. Medal*
*Most ValueLESS Player Medal
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Awarded for scoring no hits, spotting no targets and dying without making any useful contribution to the team.
Also known as the AFKer medal

The Rubber Medal
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Awarded for firing 10 or more shots that bounce in a single game.
Cannot be earned from shots fired at any IS series tank

Retarded Terrain Medal
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Awarded for spending 2 or more minutes just climbing a hill in Westfield or the hill in Himmelsdorf*.
*added Himmeldorf as suggested by SimonK

Komarin Veteran Medal
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Awarded for surviving a Draw in Komarin.
Similarity to other medals is purely coincidental

Sofijanac #19 Posted 31 May 2011 - 12:09 AM

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View PostMarksMan, on 30 May 2011 - 08:45 AM, said:

Using word noob in medal name is quite offensive, but it says the point.
maybe they should be called master camper and master driver =)

Dyingsoul #20 Posted 31 May 2011 - 12:29 AM

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View PostZliJohnny, on 31 May 2011 - 12:09 AM, said:

maybe they should be called master camper and master driver =)
Yeah that sounds much better! Ironic=fun! :D
BTW these medals are really funny, I laughed continously for at least 2 mins! :DD Thank you very much.




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