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Gooples - Difficulties in "coming out"


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gooples #1 Posted 20 June 2014 - 02:46 PM

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Hello, is of Gooples....

 

As you know I have played this game for a few months now, 6 in total. My stats are quite bad, I have tendency to yolo and my spiritual leader has not always of guide me correctly.. However, the big change for me was last week.. I finally "came out" to my friends and family... Here of my story so as you all know and understand........

 

Dear WOT,

For many years I have acted like good North Korean and have practised many things to confirm my standing in life... Things like Communism, denial of human rights, isolation and general misgivings have been my way . However, from an early age i noticed I was different from other citizens from DPRK - I found myself attracted to money and prosperity. At home when all the other boys would be out looking for local firing squads I would be at home with a smuggled copy of "wall street magazine" which I hide under my bed.  I would pretend to my family and friends that I was normal and would one day marry a nice DPRK girl and enjoy an electricity and basic amenity free life...  However, my feeling have been getting stronger and I just couldn't live the lie any more. 

Last week I finally came out to my family and friends and told them I was a White Western Capitalist Male.  I told them I had attractions to Money, recreational drugs and Eastern European hookers and that no matter how hard I try I just don't find equal distribution of wealth attractive. i could never see myself settling down working a 9-5 execution squad job knowing that deep inside I secretly wanted to be a banker. 

My friends were shocked, they could not believe I was White , they were convinced I was a North Korean, they had known me for 40 years...  We had been to school together, been on witch hunts and signed death warrants together, they never had a clue..  My family have been supportive and accept me how i am ,  They knew i had been visiting stocks and shares websites but thought it was just a phase , however, they said they love me and would have no problems meeting and accepting my drug dealer/hooker/financial advisor if i decided to bring one home. 

I feel so much better finally being out, I have a "white capitalist pride" march this weekend and have also started going to specialist lap dancing/strip clubs that cater to my taste and have also started taking up activites that would be frowned upon in DPRK - 9 ball pool, Gambling, Embezzlement and minor fraud. 

 

Please do not judge me , please accept who i am . I won't change  single bit, i am still gooples.. I am just now free to explore myself and profit from other peoples misery. 

 

I am White, Capitalist and proud.

 

Gooples 



1ncompetenc3 #2 Posted 20 June 2014 - 02:49 PM

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So when is the modern epic entitled "Memoires of a Gooples" coming out? Because I would be all over that. :tongue:

Yag0 #3 Posted 20 June 2014 - 03:22 PM

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View PostVonnis, on 20 June 2014 - 02:49 PM, said:

So when is the modern epic entitled "Memoires of a Gooples" coming out? Because I would be all over that. :tongue:


"50 shades of Gooples"

"The Wolf of Wot Street"

"The Naked Civil Tanker"

 

It's just so confusing to us your loyal followers!

 

 



Desyatnik_Pansy #4 Posted 20 June 2014 - 03:37 PM

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View Postgooples, on 20 June 2014 - 02:46 PM, said:

Please do not judge me , please accept who i am . I won't change  single bit, i am still gooples.. I am just now free to explore myself and profit from other peoples misery.

 

Gooples 

 

Can I just say something Gooples? None of us are going to judge you for who you are. Everyone is who they are. No matter what music you like, your relationships, your political view; we're all just one great big, happy family.

 



Ohaithar #5 Posted 20 June 2014 - 07:16 PM

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I personally like you not because you're capitalist, white nor proud. I like you because you're is gooples. And is gooples love is contagious.

 

Still, enjoy your life of capitalism. Just don't spend your life savings.



_kink_ #6 Posted 20 June 2014 - 07:33 PM

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He's talking about politics, let's see if iScending is tronger than Gooples :trollface:

Ohaithar #7 Posted 20 June 2014 - 07:34 PM

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View Post_kink_, on 20 June 2014 - 08:33 PM, said:

He's talking about politics, let's see if iScending is tronger than Gooples :trollface:

 

Lies, no one tells is gooples what to do!



_kink_ #8 Posted 20 June 2014 - 07:35 PM

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3€ on iScending :tongue:

gooples #9 Posted 20 June 2014 - 08:36 PM

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View Post_kink_, on 20 June 2014 - 07:35 PM, said:

3€ on iScending :tongue:

But that would be Westophobic and we live in an age where you should be able to go anywhere without persecution. If Iscending was to lock this thread or delete it then what example does it set??? 

I'd be an unhappy white 40 something capitalist locked in the body of a poverty stricken north korean.  do you really want that on your conscience?   I would condemn you to a life of playing arty only... and only up to tier 5 too...  

I also think Iscending is leaving soon?  I would happily take over and correct the balance of play by making russian tanks realistic.. ie: they do still win games as per the war but only when there are teams of 70 of them against 15 panzers...

Id also give the IS2 back to the Russians and remove the Chinese line completely. I would replace this with various US prototypes badly scribbled on 70 year old paper and simply add things until I felt i had a legit reason to put it in the game seriously overpowering them in its tier..   But that's just me.. 



_kink_ #10 Posted 20 June 2014 - 08:59 PM

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View Postgooples, on 20 June 2014 - 08:36 PM, said:

But that's just me.. 

 

That's you, yeah.



John_Preston #11 Posted 20 June 2014 - 09:44 PM

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Yaaaay is gooples post on the forum!

 

You are awesome mr is gooples, keep posting pls. :)

Edited by John_Preston, 20 June 2014 - 09:50 PM.


_kink_ #12 Posted 21 June 2014 - 08:24 PM

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You said the same for pichu :trollface:

Shaka_D #13 Posted 23 June 2014 - 10:04 PM

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O Gooples, Gooples! wherefore art thou Gooples?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn our love,
And we'll no longer be a noobulet.

 

Our ears have not yet drunk a hundred words
Of thou tongue's utterance, yet we know the sound:
Art thou not Gooples?

 

Do not swear at all;
Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,
Which is the god of our idolatry,
And we'll believe thee.


Edited by jinx_uk, 23 June 2014 - 10:06 PM.


Ohaithar #14 Posted 24 June 2014 - 06:38 AM

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View Postjinx_uk, on 23 June 2014 - 11:04 PM, said:

O is Gooples, is Gooples! wherefore art thou is Gooples?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn our love,
And we'll no longer be a noobulet.

 

Our ears have not yet drunk a hundred words
Of thou tongue's utterance, yet we know the sound:
Art thou not is Gooples?

 

Do not swear at all;
Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,
Which is the god of our idolatry,
And we'll believe thee.

 

Fixed. :3



_sky_is_blue_ #15 Posted 24 June 2014 - 09:53 AM

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He needs an avatar!

We_Just_Dinged_Em #16 Posted 24 June 2014 - 01:53 PM

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Is Gooples

 

Argument invalid.



_sky_is_blue_ #17 Posted 24 June 2014 - 02:08 PM

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Default Large by Dmitriev0

 

 



We_Just_Dinged_Em #18 Posted 24 June 2014 - 04:29 PM

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Stronk avatar, looks very similar although I believe his eyes to be more Oriental.

_sky_is_blue_ #19 Posted 24 June 2014 - 04:37 PM

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John_Preston #20 Posted 24 June 2014 - 04:40 PM

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All hail is gooples!






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