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gooples #1 Posted 02 July 2014 - 10:34 PM

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Hello, is of gooples. I am first attempt this topic on another site but get ban for using word "not appropriate for this site - you have been banned"

 

So, the topic .. and the post.

 

What is strange thing ever happen to you in life? or maybe even during general conversations?? here is occurrence of mine..

 

I was visit doctor for examination of rear buttocks and doctor have examine me on table. After one minute he ask me to get up and he put roll of blue medical paper down on couch where i had been lying and said he need take "sample of stool" and then ask me to stay where i was...  I assume he had put blue paper down for this reason so i oblige and start to defecate on blue paper... One minute later he open curtain and he had small glass bottle in his hand. he then see my deposit on paper and said "Mr K****, what are you doing? I need it in this"... I was of very embarrass and he then scoop small piece up into bottle.  

 

does anyone else have similar occurrences??



Apfelkuchenbemme #2 Posted 02 July 2014 - 10:46 PM

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Ohaithar #3 Posted 02 July 2014 - 10:46 PM

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When I was a teen, every single convo I tried to open up with other students turned into drug discussion or hovering over one topic for a second before cutting the convo out of awkwardness. So yes, I get embarrassed every single time I open up my mouth. Then there's those memories of primary school. Then the fact that I actually cried when I lost a video game.

 

Ok this is too weird halp



TaHko3d #4 Posted 04 July 2014 - 12:49 AM

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When I was 18, I got srly drunk on a ferry between Norway and Denmark and banged a 55 years old "chick", her husband was not happy about it.....

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Ohaithar #5 Posted 04 July 2014 - 01:36 AM

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View PostTaHko3d, on 04 July 2014 - 01:49 AM, said:

When I was 18, I got srly drunk on a ferry between Norway and Denmark and banged a 55 years old "chick", her husband was not happy about it.....

 

Did you come out bruised?



hedi2222 #6 Posted 04 July 2014 - 01:44 AM

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now that is stronk xD gooples xD

TaHko3d #7 Posted 04 July 2014 - 02:28 AM

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View PostOhaithar, on 04 July 2014 - 02:36 AM, said:

 

Did you come out bruised?

he was too old to catch me:trollface:



Woody1999 #8 Posted 04 July 2014 - 07:56 AM

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Very stronk Gooples. You never let us down :P

 

As for me, well, I keep getting people's names wrong. People called Anika I've called Anushka, people called Giles I've called Charles, and I've even said Miss instead of Sir a few times. Weri stronk.

 

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TankkiPoju #9 Posted 04 July 2014 - 08:54 AM

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I saw a really beautiful woman in our university's hallway about 15 years ago. Just stunning. I had no idea who she was.

 

Few years later, she started as a trainee in my department. I was assigned to show her places around the work place. This was by far the most important stroke of luck in my life.

 

Fast forward to this date. We are married and have 3 kids.


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Desyatnik_Pansy #10 Posted 04 July 2014 - 12:42 PM

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View PostWoody1999, on 04 July 2014 - 07:56 AM, said:

Very stronk Gooples. You never let us down :P

 

As for me, well, I keep getting people's names wrong. People called Anika I've called Anushka, people called Giles I've called Charles, and I've even said Miss instead of Sir a few times. Weri stronk.

 

Woody

 

Another reason to not reveal my name to people; the number of people who got confused with my name and whatnot in school is just crazy.



Shaka_D #11 Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:15 PM

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I stood with a group of friends chatting away and mentioned how much I didn;t like a certain guy only to realise he was standing right next to me. Pretended I was joking..epic fail.

 

When I was in the military during our Phase One training before specialising we were in the deep South African bushveldt on combat ops. I needed a cr4p real badly and there was a queue outside our camp bush toilet. I ran into the veldt about 100m away from the camp, dropped down my combat trousers and proceeded to ...um...poop. Was still busy when along came a fully armed recon platoon starting out on a patrol. Every single one of the 30 or so chaps greeted me with a look of severe amusement followed by laughs that would have been heard in Cairo. Thought I was in a good camo'd position but obviously not hidden enough. Was very uncomfortable trying to do private business for an audience.


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Woody1999 #12 Posted 04 July 2014 - 11:09 PM

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I assume they didn't offer toilet roll to you, so you could wipe your arse? :P

 

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Ohaithar #13 Posted 05 July 2014 - 12:54 AM

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View Postjinx_uk, on 04 July 2014 - 11:15 PM, said:

When I was in the military during our Phase One training before specialising we were in the deep South African bushveldt on combat ops. I needed a cr4p real badly and there was a queue outside our camp bush toilet. I ran into the veldt about 100m away from the camp, dropped down my combat trousers and proceeded to ...um...poop. Was still busy when along came a fully armed recon platoon starting out on a patrol. Every single one of the 30 or so chaps greeted me with a look of severe amusement followed by laughs that would have been heard in Cairo. Thought I was in a good camo'd position but obviously not hidden enough. Was very uncomfortable trying to do private business for an audience.

 

There's a reason why recon patrols are cool: they always manage to locate targets with their pants down.



Shaka_D #14 Posted 05 July 2014 - 11:15 AM

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View PostWoody1999, on 05 July 2014 - 12:09 AM, said:

I assume they didn't offer toilet roll to you, so you could wipe your arse? :P

 

Woody


I suspect it was low on their list of things to do, haha.

View PostOhaithar, on 05 July 2014 - 01:54 AM, said:

 

There's a reason why recon patrols are cool: they always manage to locate targets with their pants down.


True, didn't even hear them approaching until they were a few yards away from me, doing their job well.






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